idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster

Published January 27th, 2007 by Bobby Henderson

wow, this site has to be full of the biggest crackheads i have ever heard of.  Idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster, and more idiots complaining about it,  goddamn.  let me lay things straight here
1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die
2. The concerned christians who post on this site are just as dumb.  who the fuck cares about this little site?  you’re only bringing attention to it by posting.  and for the record, fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well.  I hate every last one of you.  and i don’t care if i’m feuling your quest for a lower IQ, ffs, you’re all just a bunch of nerds who decided that it might be funny to listen to the crackhead named Bobby Henderson.
anyways, have fun losers, i’m gonna go to my girlfriends house now.  i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.

sincerely,

nonsectarian



293 Responses to “idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster”

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  1. Beastly Rich says:

    “you’re only bringing attention to it by posting.” HAHAHA!
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    Say hi to your ‘girlfriend’ from me.

  2. Rodger the cabin boy says:

    @nonsectarian
    “and i don’t care if i’m feuling your quest for a lower IQ”
    I don’t think we could find anyone with an IQ much lower than yours.BTW have you ever heard of satire.

  3. eye witness says:

    “who the fuck cares about this little site? you’re only bringing attention to it by posting.”

    Ironic much?

  4. DutchPastaGuy says:

    @nonsectarian
    This is an interesting novelty. Most fundies sofar seems to be same-sex oriented, given how much they talk about fuckin’ arseholes. While another recent fundie also had a girlfriend, she was a lesbian too. So tell us about your girlfriend then, nonsectarian. How did you get her to be with you, impressing her with your great intellect and vocabulary?

  5. Sacreligous Sea-Dog says:

    Why do people always threaten to eat our peaceful FSM?

  6. Rodger the cabin boy says:

    @Sacreligous Sea-Dog
    Because he tastes so good.

  7. Some random person says:

    1. Learn to spell
    2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
    3. Since when is science sectarian?

  8. St John the Blasphemist says:

    For the millionth time, stop exaggerating. You are sooo opinionated. That post was so hypocritical, I’m not even going to respond to it.
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    Oops! I just did.
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    St John the Blasphemist
    Saint of Hypocrisy

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