Hey, so rather than get an ordinary yacht to sail around the world
spreading the FSM faith, why not something a little more pirate-like.
I was in Bonaire with my family and this Junk was docked there and
seemed sufficiently pirate-like for you.–Dan
I like it. Let’s brainstorm fundraising ideas. Also, we’ll need to figure out how ship-time will be organized. Ideas/Volunteers?
In all seriousness i can in fact navigate, and hold a “driving license” for ships.. yar! run out the guns and set the sails… watch out fundis the pirates are coming…
I’ve been around sailing veesles my whole life, and have crewed on a couple of schooners. I can’t reall y help during the spring and fall because I’m in college, but during the summers I’m free!!
First things first: is there room for a bar below deck?
Fundraising is probably the easy part. Have the wenches do a bikini carwash or get people to sell stuff. You could probably also make some sort of FSM promoting stuff and sell it to stores. I dunno, but I think if you can’t buy a pirate ship now, chances aargh you won’t be able to for a while.
RAmen
yarrrr, i be the grog wench. i shall serve grog, drink grog, and otherwise be the embodiment of the stripper factories on ye old FSM pirate ship!
Pixel Pete
I don’t think I’d raise much money doing a bikini carwash, I honestly don’t think I would!
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I’d like to have my car washed by some handsome male pirates though!
“I’d like to have my car washed by some handsome male pirates though!” AYE!
That sort of looks like a Chinese boat, but eh, once a pirate always a pirate.