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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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That looks like my bathroom! hahaha
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Oh, so THAT’s how fundies see FSM. That explains their worries and subsequent hatemails…
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Wow the FSM is multiplying.
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OMFSM^(^_^)^
They look so cute!
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More proof that FSM loves lame dancers. Now I can guiltlessly join a congo line.
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Is that like an FSM daisy chain?
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Everyone loves to join a congo line! *dances* GO FSM!
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is someone mass producing statues of the FSM for worship? if so, i want one!
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I think it’s an FSM DNA strand. What do you think?
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Whaaaat? Why don’t I have one?
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Proof that FSM condones cloning research!
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Hey does anyone know if we kan put our FSM piks onto that new flickr thingy?
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I’m sure it’s possible, Keptain, but i bet it’s a random feed from pictures tagged as FSM or something.
As for the plushies… I can’t wait to see TY take them on as the next Sketti Babies
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Oh, cute! Where can I get one??
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Kaptain Jimmy…
There are free flickr accounts, just go to their main site to find out how to sign up, then you can put whatever photos you like up, tag them FSM and they might come up – there are quite a few already though if you do a search.
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Wow, now everyone can have their own personal FSM!!!
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Okay, okay, I’m sorry, I just couldn’t resist. So sue me. :]
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So who made these adorable FSM’s? And how can we all get one? Anyone, anyone?
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The Flying Spaghetti Monsters you see in the photo above are pins that I made for an art show last year.
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-Lolli Popoff; Jan 31st, 2007 at 6:33 pm: “Is that like an FSM daisy chain?”
What would be cool is to have one of those Hawaiin flower thingies you put round your neck made of the FSM plushies. :)
So will somebody ever say where I can get one of these? I need to build a shrine and all I have so far is some dry pasta and a tube of tomato pureé…
…RAmen…
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I did a short write-up on how to make these… I’ll add illustrated instructions later.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/firevixen/106676847/in/set-72057594053571100/
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@ hexhunter—”…Hawaiin flower thingies…”
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They’re known as leis, or a lei (pronounced layz, or a lay).
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what are these things??
whtever they are, i want one.
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I can imagine those FSMmies dangling above my dashboard. Time to put away the St. Christopher, hahahahaha!
RAmen to you Pirates!
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hello
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There are too many comments to spew them all out at once, so I’ll just go with the first ones that come to mind.
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How does the FSM feel about worshipping graven images? The Catholics changed the rules of Christianity to allow it, but does Pastafarianism have such rules in place to start with?
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“WE ARE LEGION!!!”
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This is what we’d have if Bush hadn’t vetoed that damned stem cell research bill…
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Shieph Buoyardi has been hard at work in his underground lair, waiting, plotting… now, it’s TIME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
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Bum-ba-bum-ba-bum-BA! (congo line tune)
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On a completely unrelated note, his Noodly Goodness has decided to bless my area with a little snow this morning; it subsequently turned to rain, but nonetheless, a show of goodwill for the ECU Pirates.
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Nevermind on the “graven images” one; the Gospel clearly has instructions on making simulcrums.
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*shamed*
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Mozillagrrl ROCKS! Make a trillion of them and sell them to all the worshippers!
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@Mozillagrrl
Think you could post instructions on how to make those? I’d be willing to write a song about you if you did…
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Chorus:
A trillion little FSMs have come to us this night,
Brought to us by Mozillagrrl, who sits upon His right,
With pasta, peace, and meaty balls,
The army hears His mighty call,
And flies to…
wait a minute, you already DID post instructions! I have to start paying more attention to these things. And the bribe… *cough cough*, SONG was coming along so well…
RAmen to you!
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I have a tricky theological problem, hoping you guys can help me. I have just consumed a large bowl of sacramental spaghetti with tomato sauce, parmesan and garlic bread (and grog), but being vegetarian, I omitted the meatballs. Is this heresy? If there must be meatballs, need they be meat or can I use the fake soya ones? I would hate to offend His Noodlyness by not adequately partaking in the sacrament.
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the spaghetti shaman,
Ahhh, the proverbial question…
To eat the balls or not to eat the balls… Huuummmmm
This question his been plaguing mankind for twelve days now…
I say, go with the soy, until we get a handle on this…
Ramen
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@the spaghetti shaman
I don’t think the FSM would get angry if a vegetarian refused to eat meat, it’s common sense we’re talking about.
You’ll still get strippers and grog in the afterlife, don’t worry.
RAmen
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Pixely dude!
How about… Keeper of the Lollipops!!!
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How ’bout that?
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Yea yea!!! That kicks butt!!!!
Ramen
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Looks like “Pixel” is back by popular demand!
I know how you feel Petey, I felt naked without that word, and I quite like wearing clothes.
RAmen
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@Captain Mad John Kidd
Feb 1st, 2007 at 2:55 am
@ hexhunter—â€â€¦Hawaiin flower thingies…â€
They’re known as leis, or a lei (pronounced layz, or a lay).
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I was visiting Hawaii, and I saw this sweet shirt that had a naked chick on the back wearing a lei and is says “I got leid”, think that’s a real nice pun.
RAmen to Hawaii and their awesome shirts!
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We have seen this site, and we are not amused.
TheOneTrueBible.com is the one true spoken word of me (God). Goest there, and tithe often.
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God, stop being so jealous all the time.
Ramen
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REALITY=GOD. STOP BEING IGNORANT IDIOTS! YOU’RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO MANKIND AND NEED TO STOP BEING FREAKS! DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE FLYING SANDWICH MAN TOO?! DO YOU REALIZE THAT SPAGHETTI HASN’T ALWAYS EXISTED? SO, HOW CAN A SPAGHETTI MAN MAKE THE UNIVERSE? AND BEER VOLCANOES IN HEAVEN! YOU’RE ALL JUST GOING TO REGRET YOUR DENIAL OF GOD. ALSO, WHOEVER DREW THE PICTURE OF THE IDIOTIC AND FAKE NOODLE GUY: YOU SPELLED “MIDGET” WRONG!
-YOU HAVE PROBLEMS.
HELP THE PSYCHIATRISTS MAKE MONEY…
GO TO THEM FOR HELP.
FREAKS!
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hm, someone else that has issues w/the cap locks
since when does reality=god? and why is that on this thread, not “youre going to hell”?
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another person w/a fake link
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@NOT AN IDIOT
You seem to suffer a lack of reality and self awareness.
You are, in fact, an ignorant loud mouthed idiot I’d say. Lot of comment from one who can’t even find the caps key. Grow a brain.
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A local exhibiting desperation for some attention?
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Not an idiot, and yet the definition of the word “satire” somehow eludes him…
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Maybe NOT AN IDIOT is just a cute name: He plainly IS an idiot.
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This army looks like the representation of the FSM in reiterated fractal budding. The FSM exists in all the many dimensions of the multiverse!!
RAmen
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Total IDIOT.
Thump wants to be your bitch.
I think your sexy myself, I think it’s your good spelling that alures me.
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@NOT AN IDIOT
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Whoop, whoop, would you like me to wrap that for you? Mine’s a pound of cabbages please Sir and don’t hold the Dodo.
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Back off Alchemist!
I saw her first!
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@Lolli – I’ll fight you for her!
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