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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Perhaps my n00b is showing, but did Soldier of God strike anyone else as being fake? Something about him just didn’t quite sit right with me… he played the part of the fundy TOO well.
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Maybe it’s just my imagination, or my lingering hope for mankind that people don’t sink that low in the name of their religion.
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@Arthur
You think anyone ever, from lack of fundys, decides to play the role of fundy to stimulate? I thought of it but it would be an uncomfortable and probably boring, unless you could say something really different.
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It’s either a real fundie, but one with some intelligence. Or it is a fake one, maybe just someone who came here and decided what he/she could do with some FSM-baiting. See if anyone would bite?
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@Arthur Feb 4th, 2007 at 10:32 am
“Perhaps my n00b is showing, but did Soldier of God strike anyone else as being fake?”
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Well considering this
@Soldier of God Feb 3rd, 2007 at 9:20 pm
“The soldier of god not only leaves the site with an involuntary eye twitch and a new fear of oars, but has also gained an utter defeat, and a realization of the courage it actually takes to serve his imaginary god and says: ‘Fuck it. Jesus sucks.’ And he lived happily ever after.
RAmen.”
I’d say you are on the right track :)
RAmen
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@Bill. Oh yes! Often. I’ve always posted as Alchemist here (seriously) but I’ve been invited into a couple of inner sanctums recently. It is uncomfortable though and hard to keep up. Still, the only way to truly defeat your foe is to become him!
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Alchemist Feb 4th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
@Bill. Oh yes! Often. I’ve always posted as Alchemist here (seriously) but I’ve been invited into a couple of inner sanctums recently. It is uncomfortable though and hard to keep up. Still, the only way to truly defeat your foe is to become him!
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Your not fooling Alchemist.
Sometimes I gag at my own replies in that situation.
Praise the Lord! Brother Fruit Loop!
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@TrueBeliever “@Jean Bart whats wrong with that thread?”
Nothing, only Pixel Pop was complaining that it was getting too long, and taking too much time to load.
RAmen to you Pirates!
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I think there are a handful of “fake fundies” here. Just trying to liven up the atmosphere. Nothing wrong with that, in my opinion. I get a good laugh, that’s for sure!
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When I first cam here I was warned to not post my real name, so I went away and became qualo for a few posts. It wasn’t much fun for some reason. Had to come back as me. If they want to come after me, so be it.
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Bill. Any joy with the students? (I mean in getting them to come here, not in the “you’re sacked kinda way :))
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@Alchemist
It’s going to be interesting to see if any do look at the posts. I didn’t tell them to do anything but check out the site. It would have been better, I suppose, if I’d used an alternate name, but I suspect none will get this far. Any of my students here?
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What do you teach, Bill?
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LOL….read over that again. Soldier of god is none other than…..ME! muhahahaha!
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@Wench Beth
I teach first and second year philosophy at a university in southern california. (Mostly logic)
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To Bill Tomlinson… which university? Because one of them is (one of my) alma maters!
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@Wench Beth
CSU Northridge
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Ah, Cal State Northridge, a noble place… about half way between my two schools. Well, congrats for being a teacher in the first place — I think it is one of the most valuable professions on earth and all of you should get raises. Teachers are going to save the planet if anyone is :)
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@Wench Beth
This is my best semester in a long time. I’m stimulated from this site and it really sparks some improvisation and spontaneity. I entertain myself and entertain and educate students in the process. I’ve got them talking. Even though I get good ratings, most semesters they just look at me with blank stares.
Thanks guys
P.S. Only one student came to this site and he didn’t get on any threads.
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They don’t know what they are missing! Great company, intelligent conversation, promises of beervolcanoes, lots of wenches and pirates, who, as everyone knows are far more atractive than average;)
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To Red DutchPasta Kidd… Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum to that!! So how do we get Bill’s students to the site without giving away his identity? Let’s see… college students… free beer, free beer, and free beer. Hmmm… gotta work on that one, I guess :)
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@Wench Beth
Good concept but hard to be a motivator if the first don’t get to the site. You think I ought to mention free beer in my class?
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No, if you don’t want to lose your job. I had a high school teacher, however, that invited his older students to a party at his house and they had free beer and other items that one might smoke, if you get my drift. He didn’t lose his job, so…. food for thought, anyway.
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Or some anonymous flyers perhaps? You can’t get introuble f they don’t know it was you
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Seamus Heaney and my dad and his professor got drunk. If only THEY had realized the CoFSM…
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@Wench Beth
I knew a professor who was teaching a class in ’society and sex’. He had labs and parties and did lose his job.
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