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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
hm, someone else that has issues w/the cap locks
since when does reality=god? and why is that on this thread, not “youre going to hell”?
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another person w/a fake link
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@NOT AN IDIOT
You seem to suffer a lack of reality and self awareness.
You are, in fact, an ignorant loud mouthed idiot I’d say. Lot of comment from one who can’t even find the caps key. Grow a brain.
A local exhibiting desperation for some attention?
Not an idiot, and yet the definition of the word “satire” somehow eludes him…
Maybe NOT AN IDIOT is just a cute name: He plainly IS an idiot.
This army looks like the representation of the FSM in reiterated fractal budding. The FSM exists in all the many dimensions of the multiverse!!
RAmen
Total IDIOT.
Thump wants to be your bitch.
I think your sexy myself, I think it’s your good spelling that alures me.
@NOT AN IDIOT
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Whoop, whoop, would you like me to wrap that for you? Mine’s a pound of cabbages please Sir and don’t hold the Dodo.
Back off Alchemist!
I saw her first!
@Lolli - I’ll fight you for her!
From shore to shore with an oar?
Hey, you guys, is that all a gal has to do to impress you? TYPE IN ALL CAPS? GEEZ.
Oy Popoff. You and me, outside! Bring your oars!
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Saucy. You trying to split lolli and me up!
Oh, Saucy.
I thought you knew we loved you?
Shoot I’m sorry, I just thought you knew.
I don’t want to ruin a good thing. You guys go ahead with whatever you were doing with the oars. I don’t want to know any more about it.
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*Of course I know I’m loved. Who wouldn’t love a saucy wench who can use the words mitochondria and event horizon in the same day? I think I love myself.
@SaucyWench:
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You don’t have to type in caps to impress me!! Those other guys can have NOT AN IDIOT (with their oars).
@ “NOT AN IDIOT”
The caps are in place for what I think are obvious reasons. Anyway…
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“REALITY=GOD.”
I could see if you said “God = real” or something, but the way you worded it is odd, since in your mythology Lucifer is part of reality, and by your equation Lucifer is part of God directly.
“STOP BEING IGNORANT IDIOTS! YOU’RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO MANKIND AND NEED TO STOP BEING FREAKS!”
All of this is said by the guy coming to speak against the one true religion, in all caps, with a broken link to try and make another insult at us (read where it’s supposed to take you). Not impressed.
“DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE FLYING SANDWICH MAN TOO?!”
No, because that’s simply ridiculous; there’s no evidence of such a thing!
“DO YOU REALIZE THAT SPAGHETTI HASN’T ALWAYS EXISTED?”
Um, obviously it has. Just because man hadn’t discovered it doesn’t mean it didn’t exist. There’s too many analogies throughout scientific history, so I’ll narrow it down to telling you to think about heliocentric theory, Einstein’s theory of relativity, and radioactive decay; just because we didn’t discover these things until fairly recently doesn’t mean they didn’t exist.
“SO, HOW CAN A SPAGHETTI MAN MAKE THE UNIVERSE?”
The same way an old bearded fart can; with omnipotence.
“AND BEER VOLCANOES IN HEAVEN!”
Omnipotence + omnibenevolence. Better than streets of gold, I’ll tell you that.
“YOU’RE ALL JUST GOING TO REGRET YOUR DENIAL OF GOD.”
Even if we were to regret it, Mark 3:29 clearly tells us “Whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin.” Erego, your religion says we’re fucked anyway. Good thing the entire basis is an outdated, contradicting storybook, as opposed to our religion (which, as has been shown in just this post, is based on empirical evidence).
“ALSO, WHOEVER DREW THE PICTURE OF THE IDIOTIC AND FAKE NOODLE GUY: YOU SPELLED “MIDGET†WRONG!”
Oh, you’ve got us there. The entire religion will surely fall apart because of a misspelling in some of our original texts. /sarcasm
“-YOU HAVE PROBLEMS.
HELP THE PSYCHIATRISTS MAKE MONEY…
GO TO THEM FOR HELP.”
Again, says the gentleman/lady who came into the homr of the faithful with the intent of spreading his God’s love, which apparently consists of namecalling. I’m personally glad I don’t worship that petty god.
“FREAKS!”
And damned proud of it.
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IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS, WILL I BE COOL TOO?
Whoops… didn’t realize that was that long. Sorry all.
That’s Ok Art!
I don’t think there is a limit to post size.
Mine are always short, but only because I’ve got short fingers.
belive