Comments on: what the hell is wrong with you http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 09:55:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Garrick McElroy http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-836095 Garrick McElroy Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:59:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-836095 Hm... It seems you don't speak English. "So called WEBSITE..." Erm, yeah. It's a website. That's kind of, like, obvious? The Meatballs are not His eyes, if you look, his eyes are on the end of His Willowy Stalks and are just eyes. Not His Meatballs, which are farther down and surrounded by His Noodly Appendages. Duh. We eat Spaghetti too. It's our Holy Communion. Why do all the hate-mailers say that kind of stuff? Here's to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you, -GM RAmen If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net Hm… It seems you don’t speak English.
“So called WEBSITE…” Erm, yeah. It’s a website. That’s kind of, like, obvious?

The Meatballs are not His eyes, if you look, his eyes are on the end of His Willowy Stalks and are just eyes. Not His Meatballs, which are farther down and surrounded by His Noodly Appendages. Duh. We eat Spaghetti too. It’s our Holy Communion. Why do all the hate-mailers say that kind of stuff?

Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
-GM
RAmen

If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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]]> By: Joe the Christian :) http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-836049 Joe the Christian :) Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:33:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-836049 "that is clearly disrespectful to all Christians." Less sweeping statements, that's offensive to us Christians that can take a joke! I for one embrace His Noodly Appendages as a message from the Lord our Saviour (my goodness i'm so glad i don't ever say things like that...) “that is clearly disrespectful to all Christians.”

Less sweeping statements, that’s offensive to us Christians that can take a joke! I for one embrace His Noodly Appendages as a message from the Lord our Saviour (my goodness i’m so glad i don’t ever say things like that…)

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]]> By: Damutishico http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-835195 Damutishico Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:01:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-835195 Haha, Poland doesn't make water, silly. They just bottle and sell it. Haha, Poland doesn’t make water, silly. They just bottle and sell it.

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]]> By: justin marbutt http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-491776 justin marbutt Sat, 14 Jun 2008 00:55:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-491776 you have no more right to put down any ones religion no more then they have to put down yours no matter how insane you think it is (besides fsm is very scientific and very provable) you have no more right to put down any ones religion no more then they have to put down yours no matter how insane you think it is (besides fsm is very scientific and very provable)

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]]> By: pheer6224 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-271971 pheer6224 Fri, 28 Dec 2007 13:30:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-271971 Does the bible state the size of god's balls? Does the bible state the size of god’s balls?

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]]> By: Nymphadora http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-199014 Nymphadora Wed, 03 Oct 2007 00:19:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-199014 "Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it." Then you will be partaking in the holy sacriment of FSM. May His Noodly Appendage touch you. RAmen. “Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it.”
Then you will be partaking in the holy sacriment of FSM.
May His Noodly Appendage touch you.
RAmen.

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]]> By: quietplease http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-160683 quietplease Thu, 19 Jul 2007 22:32:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-160683 Okay, genius- Poland Springs is from Maine. (And it really isn't that good tasting, IMHO. The best is the Icelandic water) Sorry, that was really bugging me- My problem is OCD Okay, genius- Poland Springs is from Maine. (And it really isn’t that good tasting, IMHO. The best is the Icelandic water)

Sorry, that was really bugging me- My problem is OCD

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]]> By: joe http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-145337 joe Mon, 25 Jun 2007 07:45:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-145337 E-mail me next time you see ANY other God, I mean god. I would give you my E-mail but I can guarentee you won't need it. Oh, and the lrics for the song I am listening to is quite appropriate- "Fools must pretend to be wise/ With the faith that they use as a heavy disguise" E-mail me next time you see ANY other God, I mean god. I would give you my E-mail but I can guarentee you won’t need it. Oh, and the lrics for the song I am listening to is quite appropriate- “Fools must pretend to be wise/ With the faith that they use as a heavy disguise”

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]]> By: Peggy-Sue http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-109705 Peggy-Sue Tue, 01 May 2007 23:13:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-109705 who said the fsm has arms, legs or a pulse? He is just pure noodly goodness. who said the fsm has arms, legs or a pulse? He is just pure noodly goodness.

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]]> By: Invisible Pink Unicorn http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-108257 Invisible Pink Unicorn Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:01:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-108257 Salutations, fellow anti Spaghetti-ist! Salutations, fellow anti Spaghetti-ist!

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]]> By: Spagatelli http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-107493 Spagatelli Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:05:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-107493 Clearly a joke.....(*heavy sarcasm*)NOOOOOO! Although, we arn't actually a joke, I like to think of us as an intelligent satire. (Bless me FSM for I have sinned against your holy name.......) Clearly a joke…..(*heavy sarcasm*)NOOOOOO! Although, we arn’t actually a joke, I like to think of us as an intelligent satire. (Bless me FSM for I have sinned against your holy name…….)

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]]> By: ZEKE http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-106197 ZEKE Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:24:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-106197 Mentall disabilities? Why would you say somthing like that? people with mental disabilties are people, you can not say stuff like that unless you are joking. But you you fucking poor excuse for a humanbeing should go fuck himself with a shuvel, or a razor blade! so get a fucking life then grow some balls and hang yourself by them. your sincerly ZEKE (ps. Pirates rock and our lord, the OH GREAT NOODLY ONE rocks too) Mentall disabilities?
Why would you say somthing like that?
people with mental disabilties are people, you can not say stuff like that unless you are joking. But you you fucking poor excuse for a humanbeing should go fuck himself with a shuvel, or a razor blade!
so get a fucking life then grow some balls and hang yourself by them.

your sincerly
ZEKE
(ps. Pirates rock and our lord, the OH GREAT NOODLY ONE rocks too)

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]]> By: Rowdy Wench http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-97625 Rowdy Wench Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:34:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-97625 @ Lunip - Bwahahaha! Kinda sorta I suppose! :)) @ Lunip – Bwahahaha! Kinda sorta I suppose! :))

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]]> By: Lunip http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-97615 Lunip Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:22:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-97615 This isn't a bible class site? This isn’t a bible class site?

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]]> By: Cap'n Bart Gwynn http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-97613 Cap'n Bart Gwynn Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:20:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-97613 also, how did you 'accidentally' come across this site, I can't imagine a situation in which an obviously sane and secure person like yourself would enter the words 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' into google, just to see what would happen. My theory is that FSM guided you here, and yuo can't deny it! Yar RAmen also, how did you ‘accidentally’ come across this site, I can’t imagine a situation in which an obviously sane and secure person like yourself would enter the words ‘Flying Spaghetti Monster’ into google, just to see what would happen. My theory is that FSM guided you here, and yuo can’t deny it!

Yar

RAmen

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]]> By: Cap'n Bart Gwynn http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-97611 Cap'n Bart Gwynn Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:14:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-97611 you so call WEBSITE?? Dear FSM! RAmen you so call WEBSITE?? Dear FSM!

RAmen

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]]> By: capekicks http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-66240 capekicks Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:45:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-66240 "Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water!" My Grandparents were from Poland but they didn't worship water or Poland or whatever. Maybe that's "cause Poland Springs water is from Poland Springs Maine. However, Grandma did use Pasta to make the wrappings for delicious perogis. I guess his noodly appendage reaches everywhere Dobranoc! “Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water!”
My Grandparents were from Poland but they didn’t worship water or Poland or whatever. Maybe that’s “cause Poland Springs water is from Poland Springs Maine.
However, Grandma did use Pasta to make the wrappings for delicious perogis. I guess his noodly appendage reaches everywhere
Dobranoc!

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]]> By: paulo http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-64349 paulo Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:49:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-64349 @e.f. "anybody that believes a “thing” can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed" Yes, maybe true (although I see that you call "thing" anyThing that does not look like you youreself think God looks like). But then I have a question for you. Do you believe God (your "thing") looks like humans? Do you think that that is rationally more obvious than having meatballs for eyes? For if it is, how did He create all other animals? He took Himself to inspire Himself to create humans. What inspired Him to create animals? Honestly, I find no logical reason to choose one appearance or another, even if we get to agree that God exists. Certainly, it is not our chouce to decide what He looks like, He is what it is. If you see Him before we see FSM, give us a call yourself. @e.f.
“anybody that believes a “thing” can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed”

Yes, maybe true (although I see that you call “thing” anyThing that does not look like you youreself think God looks like). But then I have a question for you. Do you believe God (your “thing”) looks like humans? Do you think that that is rationally more obvious than having meatballs for eyes?

For if it is, how did He create all other animals? He took Himself to inspire Himself to create humans. What inspired Him to create animals?

Honestly, I find no logical reason to choose one appearance or another, even if we get to agree that God exists. Certainly, it is not our chouce to decide what He looks like, He is what it is.

If you see Him before we see FSM, give us a call yourself.

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]]> By: Jean Bart http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-60790 Jean Bart Wed, 21 Feb 2007 13:06:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-60790 Quolnok Feb 21st, 2007 at 6:00 am "fine I’ll just flood the end tags If that doesn’t work, I give up." Pheew, back to normal again. Thanks! Quolnok Feb 21st, 2007 at 6:00 am “fine I’ll just flood the end tags If that doesn’t work, I give up.”
Pheew, back to normal again. Thanks!

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]]> By: Privateer http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you/#comment-60787 Privateer Wed, 21 Feb 2007 13:00:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/30/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you.htm#comment-60787 @ Mr G Hadd .. You are the kind of person who insites racial hatred. . Excellent pun this on this being a web site. . If you were looking for "incites"; as in provokes, stimulates, goads, inflames, then you may have been barking up the wrong verb. . When checking "incites" in your Oxford of Websters don't forget to look up "irony" as well. and remember: Always look on the bright side of life.. @ Mr G Hadd .. You are the kind of person who insites racial hatred.
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Excellent pun this on this being a web site.
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If you were looking for “incites”; as in provokes, stimulates, goads, inflames, then you may have been barking up the wrong verb.
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When checking “incites” in your Oxford of Websters don’t forget to look up “irony” as well.
and remember: Always look on the bright side of life..

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