hello. I came across your so call WEBSITE as a mistake. ok, I have one question for you. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit? Your web site is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “thing” can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately. How can you people make such vulgar comments about the catholic and Christian religion? saying that we have to accept that God’s balls are larger than ours? that is clearly disrespectful to all Christians. If you wish to disrespect me, i will disrespect you, by saying that you are all a bunch of LOONS with mental disabilities. Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water! Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it. But, you can give me a call next time you see the flying spaghetti monster. I would give you my number, but I can guarantee you wont need it.
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what the hell is wrong with you
Published by Bobby Henderson January 30th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 402 Comments
402 Responses to “what the hell is wrong with you”
Spider, the problem with your logic, although it is perfectly sensible to me, is that it is based on the “fact” that the existence of God is “blatantly untrue.” For some, it is not a fact that God does not exist. And, since we can’t prove that God does not exist, hard to prove a negative, then their faith that He/She does exist has to be given some credence.
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Marc McOar you rock.
I love the company of people with great logic.
RAmen
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Dr Worm “And while i was there i majored in drinking.”
Did we read the same first degree (Chemistry)? I liked the first year so much I did it again :)
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I think that it’s just hot air about drinking destroying brain cells. Probably a methodist propaganda scam. I mean, look at Lolli and me. Hasn’t does us any harm!
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@BobfromEngland
Nice post, and in many ways true, but you neglected the fact that our opinions are more on a continuum than trapped in black and white. I personally am somewhere in between the two groups you have proposed, believing in the right to follow religions if one desires but NOT the right to force it on anyone else (including their children). Everyone here is somewhere along the line, but I doubt that anyone falls completely into one category.
RAmen
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I feel good with the FSM religion… better than with others
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@Gnocci Man.
Well said that man! I agree with you completely.
Believe what you like, not my problem. Just don’t shove it down my throat and expect me to come around to your way of thinking.
RAmen
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Alchemist Feb 2nd, 2007 at 11:28 am
I think that it’s just hot air about drinking destroying brain cells. Probably a methodist propaganda scam. I mean, look at Lolli and me. Hasn’t does us any harm!
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hahaha! Thats right! No damage here.
To bad we couldn’t have an honest contest online,
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Afternoon Lolli.
“To bad we couldn’t have an honest contest online,”
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Weeelll. We could hook our camcorders etc up as web cams, buy the same brand of beer, not sure if I can get yours over here, but Stella’s 5.2 ABV. Have to make it invitation only though, ‘cos at some point I’ll end-up mooning for the camera. hahaha (seriously! One day I’ll grow up, but that’s not today :))
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Well, Alchemist and Lolli, it is Friday, and therefore a holy day. One must get naked and get drunk, but not necessarily in that order.
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“I’ll end-up mooning for the camera.”
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haha, Not sure I want to see that!
The camera idea is a thought though…
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Hey Marc, thanks for reminding me about it being a holy day. I’d honestly forgotten.
I’ll now start to praise our Lord, the great FSM, in the way he has prescribed. BEER! ps it’s 1920 over here. I’ve started without you :)
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Do you ever think it’s possible that this is just a different way of accepting christianity?
Think about it, it takes christianity and changes it into something more favorable…
RAmen
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The Narrator Feb 2nd, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Do you ever think it’s possible that this is just a different way of accepting christianity?
Think about it, it takes christianity and changes it into something more favorable…
RAmen
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Huh?
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“Do you ever think it’s possible that this is just a different way of accepting christianity?”
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no, not really. in any way at all. christianity is about thought-control. FSM is a satire designed to show the absurdity of teaching faith as if it were fact.
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Hi Narrator. No I don’t. How can you change christianity? That is the belief in christ! You might as well say that Islam is the same, just with a different name for the lamb of god! Lambule would not be happy with that.
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Why lambs btw? Silly animals with the herd mentality. Was someone taking the piss with that. Perhaps it was meant as a ‘grow up, stand on your own two feet and stop following the crowd” thing.
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I’m probably wrong!
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No. it’s in no way connected to christianity. I’m having a beer, soon I will get myself a second beer.
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@Marc, your logic is very impressive, RAmen brother!
@Fellow drinkers- i don’t have a webcam and even if i did i dont think i would want to sit in front of my computer by myself and drink for hours at a time. I think i would get bored and give up. We need to figure something out though…
Dr. Worm
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I tend to agree Dr Worm.
As a side note, I just popped the top on my third bottle.
Let the games begin…
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Hello everybody, I am Peter (Lolli) Popoffs daughter. I have been reading here as long as my dad has been posting here. This is my first post and probably my last after he reads this. :)) But I want to say. Please don’t challenge him to a drinking contest. I don’t think mom has enough bail money this time. :))
RAmen
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@Lil’ Popoff
Your dad’s a fine laddie, but there’s always a bigger fish when it comes to drinking. I’m Irish Scottish and German so I’d wager I could beat him, despite age handicaps blah blah blah.
If he can’t afford the bail that’s okay, I’ve got some illegal mints in my basement that I could print off a couple thousand dollars with^.^
RAmen
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Arrrrrrrrr!! I’ve been scrolling through these miles of blogs. Me head hurts! My question, after reading all this is………is there a future for mankind?….just jot…just a tittle? Please…FSM is a fine religion. I am a believer. Makes mores sense to me than Christianity. And I am a pirate with full regalia so it fits in nicely. I also have a sailboat which I am thinking of renaming “Breakwind” as I am now a pirate and it seems to fit so nicely. I do notice, also, than when wearing me pirate outfit, the temperature around me drops just a jot….just a tittle. See…pirates are cool. They do affect the temperature and reduce global warming. Wait…..am I rambling again. I knew it ! Ramen you lubbers…..
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I’m currently drinking homemade stout. It needs more time to condition.
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I would also like to challenge Popoff to a drinking contest!
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Hahahaha
Smart ass kid!
Your grounded!
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@Petey
Tsk tsk, what’s the matter, don’t think you could beat me at a drinkin’ competition?
Let’s not ground our children, children!
RAmen
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*cluck*
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I’ll take all comers! I’m full of European blood.
Aided by years of catholicism, you folks don’t stand a chance!
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@ Wenchette C. Popoff Feb 2nd, 2007 at 2:30 pm
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HAHAHAHA! Hiya C. You ok?
Lolli – full of European blood eh? Can I have some, mine’s full of ethanol (I’ve got five hours on you!)
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I haven’t even had one yet :(
It’s Friday evening FFS! I am supposed to be relaxing and I haven’t stopped! The bath is going cold and I am eating too much chocolate, and if I’m pregnant I am going to be really pissed off!
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Alchemist Feb 2nd, 2007 at 2:51 pm
@ Wenchette C. Popoff Feb 2nd, 2007 at 2:30 pm
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HAHAHAHA! Hiya C. You ok?
Lolli – full of European blood eh? Can I have some, mine’s full of ethanol (I’ve got five hours on you!)
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Hahahaha I know Alchemist . What can I do? The law says I can’t beat her.
Don’t worry, I just popped #5, I’ll catch up!
Ramen
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Lolli. I’d say crack open a bottle for her but people might complain :)
Ha, and some people doubt genetics hahaha
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@Wenchette C. Popoff
Good to see the daughter of one of our pastafarian prodigees (read: people with a lot of spare time)! Sit down, have some pasta, and enjoy!
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Booty “I am supposed to be relaxing ”
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I’m going to be as relaxed as a newt soon. Get in that bath, chill, smoke some…..wha you might be pregnant? Has the FSM been busy? You didn’t pet a swan did you?
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Well, you must be doing something right Lolli – at least she can type and spell and knows where the capslock key is! Oh, and she has a sense of humour too!
She seems like she will make a fine wench to me!
I am sure if they did a DNA test on Lolli and Alchemist they would come up with an awful lot of the same genes!
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Mock all you want, you will come to regret it before moments of your death.
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Gnocci Man “read: people with a lot of spare time”
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Self-employed and unemployed are two very different things. We self-employed get away with charging silly money for doing nothing. Capitalism. You’ve got to love it!
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Have nice day and may God forgive you for your mockery. =D
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I have recently been searching through the internet for site that might interest people of our persuation, and am about to post a few links. bear with me, I’ll try to only put in the best (or worst, depending)
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Wow, well, a lot of action here so I’ll try to say everything I meant to, and sorry if I miss someone!
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BobfromEngland—haha, I guess I’m a Tolorrationist? “So is the above something the Tolerationists are prepared to tolerate or is there a limit to their toleration of religious practice?†Of course there is. The limit comes the minute you shove your faith onto someone else. I have the right to believe, but I don’t have the right to make you believe. When it comes to indoctrinating your kids, well…to me, a parent has every right to teach their children about their religion. I plan on sending my kids once they exist to Hebrew school, and to explain to them what it is to be jewish. But I don’t have the right to make them believe as I do. If they decide along the way to be Muslim, or atheist, or whatever, then that’s their choice to make.
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As Red DutchPasta Kidd said, “But my tolerance ends when they try and force it on me, or when they try to stop me from going out on sunday because it is a “holy†day. THEN I will stop being tolerant and charge back.†If a day is holy for me, I’m gonna be hanging out at home. But I can’t stop others from going out and partying it up, nor would I want to.
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Navigator Spider—I get what you’re saying. But I disagree entirely. What right do you have to tell me—or anyone—that, because TO YOU my beliefs are stupid, I can’t believe in them? The world is not the black-and-white place you seem to think it is. Yes, religion in the hands of SOME PEOPLE can be used to cause evil—but in the hands of most people it’s just a part of their life.
It’s a bit like saying that, (randomly made-up example ahead:) because studies have shown that people who drive red cars get into more accidents, red cars should be banned. There’s no real REASON for you to want a red car (there’s no evidence that suggests red is better then other colors, right?), the ‘adrenaline rush’ (or whatever, hahah) could even be dangerous, and people have done bad things while driving red cars, so let’s ban the car. It doesn’t make sense that because some people are idiotic, everyone else has to give up what those morons used to be stupid.
Basically, when it comes down to it you have no right to get in my face and bug me about my beliefs if they’re not affecting you. Have a problem with religious believers? Take it up with the fundies shoving their bibles down your throat. If we could just learn to live and let live…
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“it matters not a jot whether they quietly hum in a corner, or shout about it on a high street. It is a lie, and they seek to perpetuate it.†But what if they don’t? What if they just want to be able to live their lives without having some atheist—or whoever—swoop down on them and drive them insane?
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Taking it upon yourself to change the world into your idea of better, when a lot of the world really doesn’t give a shit and just wants to be able to get on with their lives, is the same thing as taking it upon yourself to convert the masses and remove the presence of all those heathen atheist scum. I don’t care what you believe or why you believe it, nothing gives you the right to affront people and INSIST that, since they’re being soo stupid, they have to change to fit your idea of perfect better.
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I hope that didn’t come off as sounding nasty! I’m not actually pissed, just getting into the conversation.
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Well, that was the longest post of my career.
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SRA– Go away. You’re inturrpting the debate. Intellegent people are discussing religion and…booze, was it? I scimmed some posts.
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@Alchemist
I know, I never said I didn’t have too much spare time myself (actually, “too much spare time” is a paradoxical contradiction). RAmen to you!
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anyway, here’s the first of the links:
http://www.ethicalatheist.com/docs/questions_for_god.html
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Booty “I am sure if they did a DNA test on Lolli and Alchemist they would come up with an awful lot of the same genes!”
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Now that’s a worry! Although if they checked my DNA against your’s they’d find the same. Are we all related?
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Random Visitor. You going to stay and play or are you going to be a drive by poster?
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SRA? Meant SRV. Bleh.
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And now one of the scary ones.
http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/
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Gnocci Man. Wasn’t having a dig at you btw. We need emoticons on this site! I re-read my posts and end up thinking “well, that sounded a bit twatty!” just assume I’m being daft, it’s usually easiest :)
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Booty Feb 2nd, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Well, you must be doing something right Lolli – at least she can type and spell and knows where the capslock key is! Oh, and she has a sense of humour too!
She seems like she will make a fine wench to me!
I am sure if they did a DNA test on Lolli and Alchemist they would come up with an awful lot of the same genes!
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Thanks Booty, she’s fifteen.
She has been a pain in my ass, since the day she started talking! hahaha
That post surprized the crap out of me though. Smart ass brats!
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I’m not sure if she’s mine or not? Ask Alchemist, she looks enough like her mother to have been self conceived? hahaha
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Iron gill Kidd Feb 2nd, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Well, that was the longest post of my career.
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SRA– Go away. You’re inturrpting the debate. Intellegent people are discussing religion and…booze, was it? I scimmed some posts.
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Booze it was! Gill, I just popped the top on #6.
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Ha ha ha ha ha! I just came across this…..
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http://sedition.com/ddx/w/1843.html
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RAmen!
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Meh, I’m just a drive by poster, I have more important things to do at the moment, might come later depending on if the people here are actually intelligent or not, we’ll see. But overall, hey, not a bad way to convince people that religious philosophy is wrong, by appealing to their humor and sarcasm and not even sifting over the weightier matters. I like it; it’s so simple yet crafty at the same time…
Anyway, the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves sheeple. Peace out sheeple. =D
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Gnocci Man – ta for the link. Wouldn’t let me subscribe to their mailing list! Sods.
#6 Lolli? I’m into #5, mine are 500ml jobs though!
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jesus is lord.com is funny! No sanity or reason to be seen.
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