hello. I came across your so call WEBSITE as a mistake. ok, I have one question for you. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit? Your web site is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “thing” can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately. How can you people make such vulgar comments about the catholic and Christian religion? saying that we have to accept that God’s balls are larger than ours? that is clearly disrespectful to all Christians. If you wish to disrespect me, i will disrespect you, by saying that you are all a bunch of LOONS with mental disabilities. Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water! Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it. But, you can give me a call next time you see the flying spaghetti monster. I would give you my number, but I can guarantee you wont need it.
-e.f.
what the hell is wrong with you
Published by Bobby Henderson January 30th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 402 Comments
402 Responses to “what the hell is wrong with you”
Nothing is wrong with me, but thanks for asking.
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Can you please learn some grammar? Oh, and give me your phone number — I have UNDENIABLE proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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-e.f.
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Only two things I’ve got to say…
1. Back up off of Poland! Some of my best Polish friends, came from there!
2. Your grammar sucks tootsie rolls!
That’s all for now,
peace, love,
Ramen
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“How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit? Your web site is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “thing†can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately.”
WTF..are you halucinating -e.f.?
What arms and legs?
The FSM doesn’t have meatballs for eyes. Honestly, tell us what drugs are you on?
The FSM has Noodles and balls, as well as eyes!
You certainly are a strange one e.f. I’d get off the halucinogenics if I were you, as continued use may lead to psychological disturbances. Hmm…advice is obviously already too late!
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To eat the FSM is to worship the FSM.
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what the hell is wrong with you
hello. I came across your so called BELIEF in Jesus as a mistake. ok, I have one question for you. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How can you honestly believe that a man with a beard can create all of mankind 6,000 years ago the least bit? Your religion is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “man with a beard†can have ocular glands for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately. How can you people make such vulgar comments about the Pastafarian religion? saying that we have to accept that (your) God’s balls are larger than ours? that is clearly disrespectful to all Pastafarians. If you wish to disrespect me, i will disrespect you, by saying that you are all a bunch of LOONS with mental disabilities. Worshiping Jesus is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water! Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of bread and wine, ill make sure i enjoy it. But, you can give me a call next time you see the God that you speak of. I would give you my number, but I can guarantee you wont need it.
tha beast from tha east
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ZING!
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No stripper factories or beer volcanoes for him.
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I see your capability to understand SARCASM is limited. I wish you the best of luck in life – you have major limitations upon your chances to succeed.
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Please feel free to provide any evidence that Christianity, Judism, Islam, Roman Gods, Greek Gods, Native American Indian Gods, etc, etc, etc is any more believable than a Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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I will pray for your soul when I consume my next bowl of pasta.
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To tha beast from the east… OH YEAH BABE! RAMEN TO YOU!! Couldn’t have been said better. Sock it to ‘em!!
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@tha beast from tha east
RAmen!
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You are absolutely right, e.f. cummings. I cannot believe these people! Can you imagine that they actually believe this shit? Unreal! I think that people this stupid deserve what they get, don’t you, e.f.? Let them rot in hell, I say. Rot, rot, rot! Pass the Jack Daniels.
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I was curling, the other day, and I explained to my friend, Scott, that the cause of global warming was the lack of pirates. He told me that there was no evidence of global warming, and that things were ment to get hotter over time. I quickly shuffled a way, and threw my shot, later learning that he is a Christian religious fanatic.
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Well, there goes another Republican Retard.
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Today in the weather: Looks like a little bit of unexpected hate-mail, but don’t worry because the trollings gone down a lot so the roads should clear up nicely. Just for safety though, be sure to remember your witty comebacks if you plan on going outside!
This weather report is presented by: WhoopiCozTShat, one helluva tough super hero
RAmen
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i wonder if jesus’s followersgot alot of hate mail when they started a new religon? Just because our religon started off just a little late, dosen’t mean that ours is any worse or better then yours. RAmen
~The Red Headed One
P.S. beast from the east you rock!!!
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Where can I procure this mystical “Polish Water” as I have been on a great quest as to the appropriate tipple to accompany the sacred feast??
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@St Gumbert I don’t know, but I believe somewhere in Germany
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@St Gumbert
Poland Spring is in Maine, dunno if the water there is really Polish or not though.
I would assume one could find “Polish water” in Poland, but I’m not so sure about this “Polish Water”, which gets an extra special capsing.
I think I peed Ukrainian Water once, but that’s not special.
From the mouth of a helluva tough super-hero
RAmen
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“He told me that there was no evidence of global warming, and that things were ment to get hotter over time. I quickly shuffled a way, and threw my shot”
while that was a very good way to handle the situation! however, you should have pointed out that even if we are supposed to heat up, we are still heating up
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beast from the east, that was true Pastafarian spirit.
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As for the Maine-borne Polish Water: that’s from the same people who decided to make Swedish fish in CANADA. I mean, nothing against you hip, coolio, something-or-other(lame excuse) Canadians, but Swedish=from Sweden; they aren’t called Canadi…ish Fish, find your own animals to immortalize in candy.
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As far as any water goes.
Everybody knows there is only one true water!
That is… My Jesus Christ Almighty… Mighty… Miracle water…
I haven’t pushed it lately, because the regulars here all have a supply.
However, I see a need tonite… Buy Some of my Miracle water… It’s on sale this week…
Buy some… get some for free….
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Peter Popoff… seller of Miracles…
Ramen
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Oh ho ho. That was enlightening. I think I have just lost any remaining respect for Christian fanatics all over. Dear me that was fun. Honestly, do you have ANY proof (except for a really old book) that God exists? Also, there have been studies to show that Jesus was a drug-pusher. Yep. He gave his followers mushrooms to make them see miracles. HA! Pwn’d.
Fo sho, you are a fool.
Gimme proof and I shall applaud you.
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“and I explained to my friend, Scott, that the cause of global warming was the lack of pirates.”
RAmen. I have undeniable proof! Today, right after I put on my amazingly piratical boots, found it was a mere 12 degrees outside. Unfortunatly, the bus heater wasn’t working and I nearly lost the feet with said boots.
@Poster- Can you say “hypocrite”?
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@Lolli Popoff- *gasp* Only the original Popoff is allowed to sell that holliest of holy water in which we boil the pasta. Unless he has given you permission? By the way, your name freakin rocks^_^
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Dread Wench L’TUAE
hahahaha,
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I am Peter L’TUAE.
I had one of them things that said… change your name!
Thanks!
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Somebody mention ’shrooms? (Pavlovian response #3)
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Dread Wench – I think Lolli Popoff is much sweeter than Peter, hahaha.
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Alchemist Jan 30th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
Somebody mention ’shrooms?
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hahahaha
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Ahhh! sorry Peter! I totally missed that. my opticle meatballs must be on the fritz.
Why did he say meatballs are the eyes? He clearly has eyestalks.
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Lolli is Peter’s wife. She is much nicer and prettier than Peter. We all love her dearly.
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I can see where they come from…a little bit. I swear, some of you post your comments in such tactless ways. “Republican Retard” and other such comments CAN be quite disrespectful. Using language that belittles others is also tasteless. I’m a Republican, I was raised Catholic, ect ect, yet I still appriciate the values of the FSM. It’s not a matter of being able to “prove” your god. It’s a matter in believing, in having faith. That’s why religeons are also known as “faiths.” Religeous fanatics, be they Pastafarian, Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, ect, lose sight of this fact.
That aside, I will also argue that reality is based on perception, our world is a direct result of what we percieve it to be. How do we know that we’re not all asleep, waiting to wake up from a dream to a fantasical new world? We do not. But since we percieve this world, our reality is this. The poster views his god as God, the Pastafarians view the FMS as their god, both realities are equally valid, but only to those percieving them.
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I just hope… he has ears, if the eyes are bad.
Right Alchemist?
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It’s all good L’TUAE, I didn’t know who I was either when I changed my name.
These things take time, for sure!
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hello. Does anyone ELSE feel that EVERYTHING THE HELL IS WRONG WITH US? Because, I don’t know about YOU, but I’m kind of PROUD of being LOON with a mental DISABILITY who seems TO have FORGOTTEN how to use THE CAPS lock. I’ve forgotten; does THE god of christianity HAVE a PULSE anyway?
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Marc McOar Jan 30th, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Lolli is Peter’s wife. She is much nicer and prettier than Peter. We all love her dearly.
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Thanks Marc! Not quite right, but may you be forever touched!
Ramen
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Geologist Jan 30th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
I can see where they come from…a little bit. I swear, some of you post your comments in such tactless ways. “Republican Retard†and other such comments CAN be quite disrespectful. Using language that belittles others is also tasteless. I’m a Republican, I was raised Catholic, ect ect, yet I still appriciate the values of the FSM. It’s not a matter of being able to “prove†your god. It’s a matter in believing, in having faith. That’s why religeons are also known as “faiths.†Religeous fanatics, be they Pastafarian, Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, ect, lose sight of this fact.
That aside, I will also argue that reality is based on perception, our world is a direct result of what we percieve it to be. How do we know that we’re not all asleep, waiting to wake up from a dream to a fantasical new world? We do not. But since we percieve this world, our reality is this. The poster views his god as God, the Pastafarians view the FMS as their god, both realities are equally valid, but only to those percieving them.
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Crap Geologist.
I just paid you a compliment on the other thread.
But now you are saying you are a catholic republican, that respects the FSM?
Sorry pal, but thats going a bit deep.
How are you tonite Thump?
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“your so call WEBSITE”…..what else would you call it?!
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“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?” I DON’T KNOW, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?
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“How can you people make such vulgar comments about the catholic and Christian religion?” 99% of the comments made here are only disrespectful if you lack a sense of humor, are a fundie, or both. The other 1%, well…hey, that’s life. Don’t agree? Argue back with some intellegence instead of ranting about it. You might not change any minds, but at least you’d be respected somewhat.
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“you are all a bunch of LOONS with mental disabilities.” Isn’t there a bird called a loon? Why would you call us birds? What did they ever do to you?
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“Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water!”……you do realize that poland spring water isn’t actually FOUND in POLAND, right?
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Thanks for playing, please try again.
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Is it really necessary to copy and paste a whole post to reference it?
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If he’s going to call us birds he should have said dodo, at least they deserved the name.
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Hey, even Jesus had a sense of humor. Lighten up. And don’t insult people, Jesus doesn’t like that.
- Another Christian.
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“How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit?”
He doesn’t has anything of that, because He doesn’t needs it.
“anybody that believes a “thing†can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately.”
Appearently you didn’t note the eyestalks.
“How can you people make such vulgar comments about the catholic and Christian religion? saying that we have to accept that God’s balls are larger than ours?”
No, we are saying that OUR god (meat)balls are larger than YOUR god’s… learn to read.
“Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it.”
So we will.
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good point earth rise, dose our god really need a pulse, and if he did would his blood be spaghetti sause. they are making fun of our god when jesus had a body of bread and blood of wine…crazy
~The Red Headed One
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Lolli Popoff- Crap Geologist.
I just paid you a compliment on the other thread. But now you are saying you are a catholic republican, that respects the FSM?
Sorry pal, but thats going a bit deep.
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Yeah, I know. It’s harder to believe than a noodly creator or a guy that dies then rises again, but low and behold, I exhist.
Catholic upbringing (not really Catholic anymore, but that’s a different story entirely)
Republican (not nessicerely taking the views on everything, but in a similar mindset)
Respects the FSM (not just respects, but LOVES)
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As stated in the hate mail they poor guy accidentally came across this site and hasn’t had time to fully understand the FSM. Everybody who laughs at him should be punished as they themselves likely didn’t convert withing 0.000001 seconds of seeing the site. this one just happened to spend his time writing hate mail instead of reading about the church like many have.
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Katsu: Well, he did took his time to half- read the about section, and write the mail…
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the FSM does not have legs OR arms… he has Noodly apendages!!!! AND the fact that you enjoy your spaghetti shows that you were meant to be a Pastafarian. Lastly our its funny how you mentioned our God has bigger balls than you, one reason for this is because you don’t have balls, the other is that our Gods balls are bigger than EVERYONES!! so it’s obvious they are bigger than your non-exsistant ones
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@JonL
“Is it really necessary to copy and paste a whole post to reference it?”
no, but its fun
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actually I suspect that he found a link to this site entitled “spam here” with a short (and wrong) description of the site. The link may have even just lead to bobby’s email. I conclude that there is a site out there directing all hate mailers in this world to this site and telling them that it is a bad place.
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“so called website”? last time i checked, most people would call this a website. And our noodly deity doesnt have meatballs for eyes, or legs or arms. He obviously hasnt seen the large picture on the top of the site. Freaking crazy christians
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our so called website with our so called noodely god has kicked your so called non noodely god’s ass
~The Red Headed One
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McSpaghetti: Holy shiest, you have a point.
FSM admits His foodness (in the form of pasta)
Jesus admits His foodness (in the form of bread and wine)
Someone tell me why all of Christianity hasn’t just converted to Pastafarianism.
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