what the hell is wrong with you

hello. I came across your so call WEBSITE as a mistake. ok, I have one question for you. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit? Your web site is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “thing” can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately. How can you people make such vulgar comments about the catholic and Christian religion? saying that we have to accept that God’s balls are larger than ours? that is clearly disrespectful to all Christians. If you wish to disrespect me, i will disrespect you, by saying that you are all a bunch of LOONS with mental disabilities. Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water! Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it. But, you can give me a call next time you see the flying spaghetti monster. I would give you my number, but I can guarantee you wont need it.
-e.f.

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  1. 401 - Joe the Christian :) - Jun 25th, 2009

    “that is clearly disrespectful to all Christians.”

    Less sweeping statements, that’s offensive to us Christians that can take a joke! I for one embrace His Noodly Appendages as a message from the Lord our Saviour (my goodness i’m so glad i don’t ever say things like that…)

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  2. 402 - Garrick McElroy - Jun 25th, 2009

    Hm… It seems you don’t speak English.
    “So called WEBSITE…” Erm, yeah. It’s a website. That’s kind of, like, obvious?

    The Meatballs are not His eyes, if you look, his eyes are on the end of His Willowy Stalks and are just eyes. Not His Meatballs, which are farther down and surrounded by His Noodly Appendages. Duh. We eat Spaghetti too. It’s our Holy Communion. Why do all the hate-mailers say that kind of stuff?

    Here’s to hoping His Noodly Appendage touches you and may His Sauce rain down upon you,
    -GM
    RAmen

    If you have any questions about or just want to discuss the existence of the FSM, you can reach me at kanastag@comcast.net

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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