hello. I came across your so call WEBSITE as a mistake. ok, I have one question for you. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit? Your web site is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “thing” can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately. How can you people make such vulgar comments about the catholic and Christian religion? saying that we have to accept that God’s balls are larger than ours? that is clearly disrespectful to all Christians. If you wish to disrespect me, i will disrespect you, by saying that you are all a bunch of LOONS with mental disabilities. Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water! Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it. But, you can give me a call next time you see the flying spaghetti monster. I would give you my number, but I can guarantee you wont need it.
-e.f.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
fixing
should be right
Don’t know why Firefox wouldn’t post
fine I’ll just flood the end tags
If that doesn’t work, I give up.
@ Mr G Hadd .. You are the kind of person who insites racial hatred.
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Excellent pun this on this being a web site.
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If you were looking for “incites”; as in provokes, stimulates, goads, inflames, then you may have been barking up the wrong verb.
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When checking “incites” in your Oxford of Websters don’t forget to look up “irony” as well.
and remember: Always look on the bright side of life..
Quolnok Feb 21st, 2007 at 6:00 am “fine I’ll just flood the end tags If that doesn’t work, I give up.”
Pheew, back to normal again. Thanks!
@e.f.
“anybody that believes a “thing†can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed”
Yes, maybe true (although I see that you call “thing” anyThing that does not look like you youreself think God looks like). But then I have a question for you. Do you believe God (your “thing”) looks like humans? Do you think that that is rationally more obvious than having meatballs for eyes?
For if it is, how did He create all other animals? He took Himself to inspire Himself to create humans. What inspired Him to create animals?
Honestly, I find no logical reason to choose one appearance or another, even if we get to agree that God exists. Certainly, it is not our chouce to decide what He looks like, He is what it is.
If you see Him before we see FSM, give us a call yourself.
“Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water!”
My Grandparents were from Poland but they didn’t worship water or Poland or whatever. Maybe that’s “cause Poland Springs water is from Poland Springs Maine.
However, Grandma did use Pasta to make the wrappings for delicious perogis. I guess his noodly appendage reaches everywhere
Dobranoc!
you so call WEBSITE?? Dear FSM!
RAmen
also, how did you ‘accidentally’ come across this site, I can’t imagine a situation in which an obviously sane and secure person like yourself would enter the words ‘Flying Spaghetti Monster’ into google, just to see what would happen. My theory is that FSM guided you here, and yuo can’t deny it!
Yar
RAmen
This isn’t a bible class site?
@ Lunip - Bwahahaha! Kinda sorta I suppose! :))
Mentall disabilities?
Why would you say somthing like that?
people with mental disabilties are people, you can not say stuff like that unless you are joking. But you you fucking poor excuse for a humanbeing should go fuck himself with a shuvel, or a razor blade!
so get a fucking life then grow some balls and hang yourself by them.
your sincerly
ZEKE
(ps. Pirates rock and our lord, the OH GREAT NOODLY ONE rocks too)
Clearly a joke…..(*heavy sarcasm*)NOOOOOO! Although, we arn’t actually a joke, I like to think of us as an intelligent satire. (Bless me FSM for I have sinned against your holy name…….)
Salutations, fellow anti Spaghetti-ist!
who said the fsm has arms, legs or a pulse? He is just pure noodly goodness.
E-mail me next time you see ANY other God, I mean god. I would give you my E-mail but I can guarentee you won’t need it. Oh, and the lrics for the song I am listening to is quite appropriate- “Fools must pretend to be wise/ With the faith that they use as a heavy disguise”
Okay, genius- Poland Springs is from Maine. (And it really isn’t that good tasting, IMHO. The best is the Icelandic water)
Sorry, that was really bugging me- My problem is OCD
“Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it.”
Then you will be partaking in the holy sacriment of FSM.
May His Noodly Appendage touch you.
RAmen.
Does the bible state the size of god’s balls?
you have no more right to put down any ones religion no more then they have to put down yours no matter how insane you think it is (besides fsm is very scientific and very provable)