hello. I came across your so call WEBSITE as a mistake. ok, I have one question for you. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit? Your web site is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “thing” can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately. How can you people make such vulgar comments about the catholic and Christian religion? saying that we have to accept that God’s balls are larger than ours? that is clearly disrespectful to all Christians. If you wish to disrespect me, i will disrespect you, by saying that you are all a bunch of LOONS with mental disabilities. Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water! Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it. But, you can give me a call next time you see the flying spaghetti monster. I would give you my number, but I can guarantee you wont need it.
-e.f.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
is that about those Komodos? That is WEIRD. In chem we were saying they’re going to be the saviors of the komodo race. They’ll have to take turns, of course. Mabey they’ll draw straws to see who has to be barbecued.
asexual reproducion among reptiles isn’t that wierd. would be nice if it were the next step in Komodo evolution, but i doubt it. probably just another previously-unobserved phenomenon.
anyone who hates fsm is sereosly fucked up
what the hell is wrong with the world?
Sister Gill, I am very happy for you to be yewish, as you are ok with me being an atheist (and fsm-follower obviously). Like I said before, I am a tolerant person: I think if you wish to believe go ahead believe, please do. You never once tried to push it on anyone of us here.
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Personally I long for a world where people can believ whatever they want, or not want, in their own homes and lives. But I feel they just shouldn’t take it outside to bother the neighbours.
Red DutchPasta Kidd, Denmark is kind of like that, so I’ve heard. You could check it out. I’d sure like to.
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To e.f…. I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO THAT I CAN PROVE TO YOU THE EXISTENCE OF THE FSM!! ARE YOU A WIMP?? ARE YOU SCARED?? ARE YOU AFRAID YOU MIGHT BE *WRONG*??? Horrors!!
Denmark is great, a very good place to visit. Definitly worth doing one day Wench Beth.
@Alchemist Feb 4th, 2007 at 6:46 am
“sweetsoulsister. The virgin birth was fact!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6196225.stm
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“Jesus has come again. This time as lizard!”
NOoo..this is the new FSM mesiah…how many again? (3?)
Don’t let the xtians steal this one(s)!
“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?” is the question being asked of religion that they would assume what i know in my heart and my head.. to say how I feel is wrong.. that i am being fooled.. are u in my head, are u in my heart. no.. so why do u keep saying i am lying when god has told me i am who i am.. what the hell is wrong with you to assume that u are more intuned with who i AM.
he dosnt have meatballs for eyes…
To Red DutchPasta Kidd… I was in Denmark once, for one day. Took the ferry from Malmø to Copenhagen (this was before they built the bridge/tunnel). It was very nice and I wish I had had more time there. I have just met a friend this year who lives in a tiny town in Denmark (can’t remember the name) so I would like to visit her some time. I’d also like to see Holland.
Is your “god’s” blood type Palmieri or Ragu’?
what the hell is wrong with YOU? you called him a loon,take a look at your self!
I know it’s been said a few times now, but if that person truly believes that eyeballs and meatballs are one and the same he has real issues. He must get some nasty bouts of eye goo in the mornings! Nahh on a serious note - I wonder what the optition’s reaction was when he went in for a contact lense fitting. Horrified no doubt.
“But, you can give me a call next time you see the flying spaghetti monster. I would give you my number, but I can guarantee you wont need it.”
Yeah and you can give ma a call next time jesus comes back. I’m sure it will be ANY day now….
when you get that call, can you then call me and tell me? maybe we can start a phone tree so we can all be informed.
The concept of faith, my dear e.f, is a deep belief and unwavering love of that which cannot be proven. My faith in His Noddliness is such that by merely stepping outdoors I feel bathed in His love and the wonder that is Him. I need not see proof to know the divine touch of His Holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster is everpresent.
For those who require proof, it is abundant all around the great world He has born into existence. Open your eyes and you will see Truth.
Glory be to Him.
RAmen.
Wench Beth
Feb 6th, 2007 at 1:30 am
To Red DutchPasta Kidd… I was in Denmark once, for one day. Took the ferry from Malmø to Copenhagen (this was before they built the bridge/tunnel). It was very nice and I wish I had had more time there. I have just met a friend this year who lives in a tiny town in Denmark (can’t remember the name) so I would like to visit her some time. I’d also like to see Holland.
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Do, if you want any tips or ideas just let me now.
To Red DutchPasta Kidd… tusen takk for the offer! I just remembered where my friend lives in Denmark; it’s a town called Rødkærsbro. Ever heard of it? I hadn’t :) Now Holland seems to me to be a place which would be much more conducive to ideas like Pastafarianism. Well, as I’ve said before, if the GOP wins again in ‘08, I’ll be looking for a new country to call home. Maybe Holland will take in an American refugee…!
‘anybody that believes a “thing†can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately‘
Well, I suppose we’re safe then, as the FSM does in fact not have meatballs for eyes.
OK, he’s (or she? apologies) convinced me. I now worship Poland :D