hello. I came across your so call WEBSITE as a mistake. ok, I have one question for you. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit? Your web site is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “thing” can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately. How can you people make such vulgar comments about the catholic and Christian religion? saying that we have to accept that God’s balls are larger than ours? that is clearly disrespectful to all Christians. If you wish to disrespect me, i will disrespect you, by saying that you are all a bunch of LOONS with mental disabilities. Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water! Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it. But, you can give me a call next time you see the flying spaghetti monster. I would give you my number, but I can guarantee you wont need it.
-e.f.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
LOL Alchemist - I am sure we are all one big happy dysfunctional family!
@ Lolli - 15! I sometimes can’t wait until mine are that old - and sometimes it fills me with terror! Daniel had his first “date” today - he’s 6!
Some Random Visitor
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Not called Ed are you :)
wow, SRV really humbled us with his far superior intellect
@Some Random Visitor Feb 2nd, 2007 at 3:22 pm
“Mock all you want, you will come to regret it before moments of your death.”
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Why’s that??
Alchemist Feb 2nd, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Gnocci Man - ta for the link. Wouldn’t let me subscribe to their mailing list! Sods.
#6 Lolli? I’m into #5, mine are 500ml jobs though!
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Mina are only 354ml “12 oz”.
But you’ve got five hours on me too! haha
Hehehe, thanks Cap’n.
Booty - “Daniel had his first “date†today - he’s 6!”
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Wow. I’ll buy him a cigar (no, not good. A big spliff then :))
Like I’ve said, the only baby I’ve got has four legs, barks and has a taste for human flesh. Don’t think I could do the children thing - FFS I’m not exactly mature myself hahaha.
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I hope you told Daniel to be careful!
I can quite safely say that as a nurse I have seen quite a few people die, and they usually are too far gone to know they are about to pop their clogs so I don’t think they are regretting anything at that point - their brains are too busy trying to keep them breathing.
The only people who have known they are dying have also had other things on their minds - like how much pain they are in, or whether their daughter is coming to see them or not.
I haven’t known anyone say “Oh bother, I wish I hadn’t taken the piss out of…”
Ha!
~7 660ml!
Booty Feb 2nd, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Daniel had his first “date†today - he’s 6!
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haha, first date. Enjoy those years Booty, it’s a blast watching them grow and learn.
LOL! I have been too busy trying not to laugh when he told me they were getting married!
I suppose I should buy him some condoms….;)
I’m kidding, It’s 2 at 660ml and 4.5%(ish)
Oh yes! A blast! I can hardly wait until the knocks on the door from irate parents! ;)
You be careful in that cupboard Beastly!
It will be tricky to get out of if you get too tiddly! Any luck with that student yet? ;)
Where have we heard “sheeple” before?? *vomiting sound*
Quick question.
What does FSM think about the Japanese using his noodly image in naughty-cartoon-shows and on thier packaging?
RAmen
Just for Booty…
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A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across
the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
“That’s a serious step,” he said. “Have you thought it out completely?”
“Yes,” his young son answered. “We can spend one week in my room and
the next in hers. It’s right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.”
“How about transportation?” the father asked.
“I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,” the little boy answered.
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, “What about babies? When
you’re married, you’re liable to have babies, you know.”
“We’ve thought about that, too,” the little boy replied. “We’re not
going
to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I’m going to step on it!”
Oh dear! PMSL! My other son, Isaac wants to have babies - personally - growing in his tummy - I think he is going to be very disappointed! Then again, he also wants to grow up to be the Tooth Fairy!
I shouldn’t think the FSM cares Snaggles - he’s too drunk, especially on Fridays. :)
I have to go to bed - blooming kids getting up at the crack of dawn - roll on when they are teenagers and won’t get up til noon!
Have fun everybody!
Drink plenty of water with it Lolli, Alchemist and Beastly!