hello. I came across your so call WEBSITE as a mistake. ok, I have one question for you. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit? Your web site is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “thing” can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately. How can you people make such vulgar comments about the catholic and Christian religion? saying that we have to accept that God’s balls are larger than ours? that is clearly disrespectful to all Christians. If you wish to disrespect me, i will disrespect you, by saying that you are all a bunch of LOONS with mental disabilities. Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water! Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it. But, you can give me a call next time you see the flying spaghetti monster. I would give you my number, but I can guarantee you wont need it.
-e.f.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@Wenchette C. Popoff
Good to see the daughter of one of our pastafarian prodigees (read: people with a lot of spare time)! Sit down, have some pasta, and enjoy!
Booty “I am supposed to be relaxing ”
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I’m going to be as relaxed as a newt soon. Get in that bath, chill, smoke some…..wha you might be pregnant? Has the FSM been busy? You didn’t pet a swan did you?
Well, you must be doing something right Lolli - at least she can type and spell and knows where the capslock key is! Oh, and she has a sense of humour too!
She seems like she will make a fine wench to me!
I am sure if they did a DNA test on Lolli and Alchemist they would come up with an awful lot of the same genes!
Mock all you want, you will come to regret it before moments of your death.
Gnocci Man “read: people with a lot of spare time”
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Self-employed and unemployed are two very different things. We self-employed get away with charging silly money for doing nothing. Capitalism. You’ve got to love it!
Have nice day and may God forgive you for your mockery. =D
I have recently been searching through the internet for site that might interest people of our persuation, and am about to post a few links. bear with me, I’ll try to only put in the best (or worst, depending)
Wow, well, a lot of action here so I’ll try to say everything I meant to, and sorry if I miss someone!
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BobfromEngland—haha, I guess I’m a Tolorrationist? “So is the above something the Tolerationists are prepared to tolerate or is there a limit to their toleration of religious practice?†Of course there is. The limit comes the minute you shove your faith onto someone else. I have the right to believe, but I don’t have the right to make you believe. When it comes to indoctrinating your kids, well…to me, a parent has every right to teach their children about their religion. I plan on sending my kids once they exist to Hebrew school, and to explain to them what it is to be jewish. But I don’t have the right to make them believe as I do. If they decide along the way to be Muslim, or atheist, or whatever, then that’s their choice to make.
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As Red DutchPasta Kidd said, “But my tolerance ends when they try and force it on me, or when they try to stop me from going out on sunday because it is a “holy†day. THEN I will stop being tolerant and charge back.†If a day is holy for me, I’m gonna be hanging out at home. But I can’t stop others from going out and partying it up, nor would I want to.
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Navigator Spider—I get what you’re saying. But I disagree entirely. What right do you have to tell me—or anyone—that, because TO YOU my beliefs are stupid, I can’t believe in them? The world is not the black-and-white place you seem to think it is. Yes, religion in the hands of SOME PEOPLE can be used to cause evil—but in the hands of most people it’s just a part of their life.
It’s a bit like saying that, (randomly made-up example ahead:) because studies have shown that people who drive red cars get into more accidents, red cars should be banned. There’s no real REASON for you to want a red car (there’s no evidence that suggests red is better then other colors, right?), the ‘adrenaline rush’ (or whatever, hahah) could even be dangerous, and people have done bad things while driving red cars, so let’s ban the car. It doesn’t make sense that because some people are idiotic, everyone else has to give up what those morons used to be stupid.
Basically, when it comes down to it you have no right to get in my face and bug me about my beliefs if they’re not affecting you. Have a problem with religious believers? Take it up with the fundies shoving their bibles down your throat. If we could just learn to live and let live…
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“it matters not a jot whether they quietly hum in a corner, or shout about it on a high street. It is a lie, and they seek to perpetuate it.†But what if they don’t? What if they just want to be able to live their lives without having some atheist—or whoever—swoop down on them and drive them insane?
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Taking it upon yourself to change the world into your idea of better, when a lot of the world really doesn’t give a shit and just wants to be able to get on with their lives, is the same thing as taking it upon yourself to convert the masses and remove the presence of all those heathen atheist scum. I don’t care what you believe or why you believe it, nothing gives you the right to affront people and INSIST that, since they’re being soo stupid, they have to change to fit your idea of perfect better.
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I hope that didn’t come off as sounding nasty! I’m not actually pissed, just getting into the conversation.
Well, that was the longest post of my career.
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SRA– Go away. You’re inturrpting the debate. Intellegent people are discussing religion and…booze, was it? I scimmed some posts.
@Alchemist
I know, I never said I didn’t have too much spare time myself (actually, “too much spare time” is a paradoxical contradiction). RAmen to you!
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anyway, here’s the first of the links:
http://www.ethicalatheist.com/docs/questions_for_god.html
Booty “I am sure if they did a DNA test on Lolli and Alchemist they would come up with an awful lot of the same genes!”
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Now that’s a worry! Although if they checked my DNA against your’s they’d find the same. Are we all related?
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Random Visitor. You going to stay and play or are you going to be a drive by poster?
SRA? Meant SRV. Bleh.
And now one of the scary ones.
http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/
Gnocci Man. Wasn’t having a dig at you btw. We need emoticons on this site! I re-read my posts and end up thinking “well, that sounded a bit twatty!” just assume I’m being daft, it’s usually easiest :)
Booty Feb 2nd, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Well, you must be doing something right Lolli - at least she can type and spell and knows where the capslock key is! Oh, and she has a sense of humour too!
She seems like she will make a fine wench to me!
I am sure if they did a DNA test on Lolli and Alchemist they would come up with an awful lot of the same genes!
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Thanks Booty, she’s fifteen.
She has been a pain in my ass, since the day she started talking! hahaha
That post surprized the crap out of me though. Smart ass brats!
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I’m not sure if she’s mine or not? Ask Alchemist, she looks enough like her mother to have been self conceived? hahaha
Iron gill Kidd Feb 2nd, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Well, that was the longest post of my career.
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SRA– Go away. You’re inturrpting the debate. Intellegent people are discussing religion and…booze, was it? I scimmed some posts.
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Booze it was! Gill, I just popped the top on #6.
Ha ha ha ha ha! I just came across this…..
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http://sedition.com/ddx/w/1843.html
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RAmen!
Meh, I’m just a drive by poster, I have more important things to do at the moment, might come later depending on if the people here are actually intelligent or not, we’ll see. But overall, hey, not a bad way to convince people that religious philosophy is wrong, by appealing to their humor and sarcasm and not even sifting over the weightier matters. I like it; it’s so simple yet crafty at the same time…
Anyway, the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves sheeple. Peace out sheeple. =D
Gnocci Man - ta for the link. Wouldn’t let me subscribe to their mailing list! Sods.
#6 Lolli? I’m into #5, mine are 500ml jobs though!
jesus is lord.com is funny! No sanity or reason to be seen.