hello. I came across your so call WEBSITE as a mistake. ok, I have one question for you. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit? Your web site is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “thing” can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately. How can you people make such vulgar comments about the catholic and Christian religion? saying that we have to accept that God’s balls are larger than ours? that is clearly disrespectful to all Christians. If you wish to disrespect me, i will disrespect you, by saying that you are all a bunch of LOONS with mental disabilities. Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water! Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it. But, you can give me a call next time you see the flying spaghetti monster. I would give you my number, but I can guarantee you wont need it.
-e.f.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Hey Marc, thanks for reminding me about it being a holy day. I’d honestly forgotten.
I’ll now start to praise our Lord, the great FSM, in the way he has prescribed. BEER! ps it’s 1920 over here. I’ve started without you :)
Do you ever think it’s possible that this is just a different way of accepting christianity?
Think about it, it takes christianity and changes it into something more favorable…
RAmen
The Narrator Feb 2nd, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Do you ever think it’s possible that this is just a different way of accepting christianity?
Think about it, it takes christianity and changes it into something more favorable…
RAmen
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Huh?
“Do you ever think it’s possible that this is just a different way of accepting christianity?”
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no, not really. in any way at all. christianity is about thought-control. FSM is a satire designed to show the absurdity of teaching faith as if it were fact.
Hi Narrator. No I don’t. How can you change christianity? That is the belief in christ! You might as well say that Islam is the same, just with a different name for the lamb of god! Lambule would not be happy with that.
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Why lambs btw? Silly animals with the herd mentality. Was someone taking the piss with that. Perhaps it was meant as a ‘grow up, stand on your own two feet and stop following the crowd” thing.
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I’m probably wrong!
No. it’s in no way connected to christianity. I’m having a beer, soon I will get myself a second beer.
@Marc, your logic is very impressive, RAmen brother!
@Fellow drinkers- i don’t have a webcam and even if i did i dont think i would want to sit in front of my computer by myself and drink for hours at a time. I think i would get bored and give up. We need to figure something out though…
Dr. Worm
I tend to agree Dr Worm.
As a side note, I just popped the top on my third bottle.
Let the games begin…
Hello everybody, I am Peter (Lolli) Popoffs daughter. I have been reading here as long as my dad has been posting here. This is my first post and probably my last after he reads this. :)) But I want to say. Please don’t challenge him to a drinking contest. I don’t think mom has enough bail money this time. :))
RAmen
@Lil’ Popoff
Your dad’s a fine laddie, but there’s always a bigger fish when it comes to drinking. I’m Irish Scottish and German so I’d wager I could beat him, despite age handicaps blah blah blah.
If he can’t afford the bail that’s okay, I’ve got some illegal mints in my basement that I could print off a couple thousand dollars with^.^
RAmen
Arrrrrrrrr!! I’ve been scrolling through these miles of blogs. Me head hurts! My question, after reading all this is………is there a future for mankind?….just jot…just a tittle? Please…FSM is a fine religion. I am a believer. Makes mores sense to me than Christianity. And I am a pirate with full regalia so it fits in nicely. I also have a sailboat which I am thinking of renaming “Breakwind” as I am now a pirate and it seems to fit so nicely. I do notice, also, than when wearing me pirate outfit, the temperature around me drops just a jot….just a tittle. See…pirates are cool. They do affect the temperature and reduce global warming. Wait…..am I rambling again. I knew it ! Ramen you lubbers…..
I’m currently drinking homemade stout. It needs more time to condition.
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I would also like to challenge Popoff to a drinking contest!
Hahahaha
Smart ass kid!
Your grounded!
@Petey
Tsk tsk, what’s the matter, don’t think you could beat me at a drinkin’ competition?
Let’s not ground our children, children!
RAmen
*cluck*
I’ll take all comers! I’m full of European blood.
Aided by years of catholicism, you folks don’t stand a chance!
@ Wenchette C. Popoff Feb 2nd, 2007 at 2:30 pm
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HAHAHAHA! Hiya C. You ok?
Lolli - full of European blood eh? Can I have some, mine’s full of ethanol (I’ve got five hours on you!)
I haven’t even had one yet :(
It’s Friday evening FFS! I am supposed to be relaxing and I haven’t stopped! The bath is going cold and I am eating too much chocolate, and if I’m pregnant I am going to be really pissed off!
Alchemist Feb 2nd, 2007 at 2:51 pm
@ Wenchette C. Popoff Feb 2nd, 2007 at 2:30 pm
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HAHAHAHA! Hiya C. You ok?
Lolli - full of European blood eh? Can I have some, mine’s full of ethanol (I’ve got five hours on you!)
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Hahahaha I know Alchemist . What can I do? The law says I can’t beat her.
Don’t worry, I just popped #5, I’ll catch up!
Ramen
Lolli. I’d say crack open a bottle for her but people might complain :)
Ha, and some people doubt genetics hahaha