what the hell is wrong with you

Published by henderob January 30th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

hello. I came across your so call WEBSITE as a mistake. ok, I have one question for you. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit? Your web site is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “thing” can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately. How can you people make such vulgar comments about the catholic and Christian religion? saying that we have to accept that God’s balls are larger than ours? that is clearly disrespectful to all Christians. If you wish to disrespect me, i will disrespect you, by saying that you are all a bunch of LOONS with mental disabilities. Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water! Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it. But, you can give me a call next time you see the flying spaghetti monster. I would give you my number, but I can guarantee you wont need it.
-e.f.

399 Responses to “what the hell is wrong with you”

1. 181 - February 1st, 2007 at 3:01 pm - Iron gill Kidd Says:
   
   

   Oh dear. Looks like I’m certainly in the minority here for this issue! Hahah.
   Not to delay a debate that’ll just end up going in circles any further, but there’s one thing Nav.Spider said I’d like to comment on: “If we concede that a deist is harmless, and entiltled to hold his beliefs how can you then criticise a more extreme believer?” Because there IS a difference between the two. The first diest isn’t bothering you or anyone else. The second diest is. Everyone has the right to believe whatever they want, until they try to push it on others. You don’t have to like, or even respect their beliefs. You can absolutly abhore them. For instance, I loathe what the KKK think, and couldn’t respect them LESS if I tried–but until they come to my door and start ranting they have the right to think what they think.
   -
   And yes, you can try to change a thiest’s mind through debate or similar avenues, but at the end of the day they’re not going to change their mind unless they want to.
   -
   And yes, in case you couldn’t tell I’m not at all for trying to rid the world of religion, because religion isn’t the actual PROBLEM, if you ask me. People are the problem. Religion isn’t alive, it’s a thing, a mindset, a catagory of beliefs. *People* people are good or *people* are evil. They always will be good or evil, whether they have religion or not. Religion might make it easier for someone to excuse doing wrong–but something tells me that without it they’d find a way to do wrong all the same.
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   If I know someone’s an athiest/agnostic, then fine. Good for them, whatever. I won’t be inviting them to temple then, I guess. (Not that I go to temple these days myself…) I might not agree with them 100% personally, doesn’t mean I can’t respect them or ‘agree to disagree’, as it were. And at the same time, I’d expect the same respect from that athiest, not because I believe in God, but because I’m a PERSON who–I like to think–deserves to be treated decently and not told I’m being stupid/foolish/naive/immature/weak every five seconds.
   -
   Kay, done now.

2. 182 - February 1st, 2007 at 3:04 pm - Lolli Popoff Says:
   
   

   Two things about drinking:
   1. It takes years to get good at.
   2. If you’re really good at it, you don’t realize it.
   .
   There’s probably more then just two things about drinking,
   but those are the only two I know of.
   Oh, yeah, there is something about twelve steps or something like that?
   Someone told me about that once, but I forgot.

3. 183 - February 1st, 2007 at 3:05 pm - Dread Wench L'TUAE Says:
   
   

   Very good rant gill^_^ I agree.
   Though I have to admit on my bad days I might lean a bit more towards Spider.
   but seriously, if they keep it to themselves in all ways it really shouldn’t be a problem.

4. 184 - February 1st, 2007 at 3:06 pm - Lolli Popoff Says:
   
   

   Ramen to you too, Gill!
   Ramen

5. 185 - February 1st, 2007 at 3:15 pm - Apprentice Frederic Says:
   
   

   Just to unite the theology, drinking, and wenching themes above, let me offer:
   “Every man must believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink.”
   and
   “I fell in love with a woman some years ago; she drove me to drink, and I never even had the decency to thank her.”
   —inexact quotes from W. C. Fields—

6. 186 - February 1st, 2007 at 3:19 pm - Lolli Popoff Says:
   
   

   Without pissing anybody off, (anymore then I aready have).
   Once ANYBODY, feels it is up to themselves to decide what,
   ANYBODY, else has a right to believe in, or not believe in.
   They have become just as annoying as the fundies we so love to battle.
   Live and let live!
   Period,

7. 187 - February 1st, 2007 at 3:22 pm - Pixel Pop Says:
   
   

   Live and let die!
   RAmen Lolli RAmen

8. 188 - February 1st, 2007 at 3:26 pm - One eyed jack Says:
   
   

   In regards to the post by, “henderob,” I would very much like to thank you for saying the individuals with disabilities would be the only ones to take stock in the possibility of a deity out side of the Christian, Judaic system of beliefs, even though there are millions of Hindi, and Muslims. These religions have been practicing for most of history (meaning recorded history). In fact Christianity is not even the most practiced, oldest, or uniform religion. But hey what do I know really do have a disability (Asperger’s Syndrome.)
   On a side note perhaps that makes individuals with disabilities more intelligent then you are sir, and I know for a fact that many have better grammatical skills.

9. 189 - February 1st, 2007 at 3:28 pm - Iron gill Kidd Says:
   
   

   Loli Popoff– exactly! Let us not presume to know what’s best for the whole wide world, lest we become just as hypocritical as our fundie friends. (No idea why I wrote that weird. It’s been a long day, haha.)
   -
   Dread Wench L’TUAE– ^_^ Thanks!

10. 190 - February 1st, 2007 at 3:32 pm - Pixel Pop Says:
    
    

    RAmen OEJ RAmen
    I’m running out of RAmens people, stop ogreeing with each other so much!
    What happened to Thumpy I miss Thumpy!
    And Mike, it’s sad to say but I miss Mike too.
    Where are all of our precious trolls? I love trolls so much!
    I’m bored

    ^.^)>
    ^(^.^)^
    v(^.^)v

    RAmen

11. 191 - February 1st, 2007 at 3:37 pm - Lolli Popoff Says:
    
    

    But we do realize that “henderob” is only posting the mail he gets here right?
    He didn’t write that, he is the prophet of the FSM, only sharing his mail with us.

12. 192 - February 1st, 2007 at 3:39 pm - Lolli Popoff Says:
    
    

    Pixely pop dude!
    I read somewhere else that Thump and Mike.
    Ran away together to get married and make little gay bunnie wabbits.

13. 193 - February 1st, 2007 at 4:04 pm - That dude under your bed Says:
    
    

    I don’t know, what’s wrong with you?

14. 194 - February 1st, 2007 at 4:04 pm - Alchemist Says:
    
    

    Hiya Lolli. Poor old Bobby getting the blame again :)
    Thumper and Mike eh? Miserable bugger didn’t invite me to the wedding. I tell you, you go out of your way to be nice to someone and they don’t even invite you to a free piss-up! Scandalous. Nothing more than scandalous!

15. 195 - February 1st, 2007 at 4:08 pm - Greenbeard Says:
    
    

    @Pixel Pop: If you’re really desperate for a troll, I’m sure I can stand in until the next angry fundy/self-obsessed egomaniac turns up:

    *Takes deep breath*

    you are all CRAZY *£%@s who do obscene THINGS with OARS and ARE GOING TO HELL unless you REPENT to (Insert Deity of Choice) who LOVES you VERY MUCH.

    P.S. i ATE your GOD last NIGHT!!!1!1!!

    I can do supercilious git too:

    Look, it’s not your fault that you’re all stupid and believe in a fake spaghetti god. I’m an aetheist, so I’m better than you all, which is good, because otherwise I’d have to treat you like human beings.

    P.S. I have a girlfriend… honestly…

    On second thoughts, I’d really rather not keep this up.

16. 196 - February 1st, 2007 at 4:08 pm - Lolli Popoff Says:
    
    

    I know Alchemist, and you were nice to him and everything!
    Just brings me back to what I’ve said all along…
    He’s a bitch!

17. 197 - February 1st, 2007 at 4:10 pm - JonL Says:
    
    

    @One eyed jack Feb 1st, 2007 at 3:26 pm
    “In regards to the post by, “henderob,””
    OEJ??? Doesn’t sound like you?

18. 198 - February 1st, 2007 at 4:12 pm - Lolli MIKE Says:
    
    

    LET ME TRY….. U R ALLL ************ U STUPPIDD ********** ********** ********* HAHAHA ************* **************8 *************!
    HAHAHAHAHA OARS ********** HAHAHA

19. 199 - February 1st, 2007 at 4:25 pm - Ta-Tech (A Vulcan who believes!) Says:
    
    

    This is my first posting, although I discovered the site and the One and True God-The FSM about a month ago. Until that glorius moment of noodly clarity, I had been blindly following the teachings of Founder Ryan, leader (in the pharmacy I work in) of the Posiedonites, followers of the (I now know false) God Posiedon, God of the oceans and of horses( who knew?). Since being touched by His Noodly Appendage, I have found the true path to living a good and decent life. I went right out and purchased the Gospel of the FSM, because as everyone knows you can’t have a religion without a book, other wise how would you know what is right and what is wrong? I hope to get to know you fellow Pastafarians better in the future! Aaaarrrggh, & Ramen! Oh, yeah and pass the grog to me too, I practicaly grew up on a sail boat, was even shipwrecked once and can probably drink most of you males under the table as well!

20. 200 - February 1st, 2007 at 4:29 pm - Lolli Popoff Says:
    
    

    Welcome Ta-Tech, May you be forever touched.
    Oh yeah, I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
    Ramen

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