hello. I came across your so call WEBSITE as a mistake. ok, I have one question for you. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit? Your web site is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “thing” can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately. How can you people make such vulgar comments about the catholic and Christian religion? saying that we have to accept that God’s balls are larger than ours? that is clearly disrespectful to all Christians. If you wish to disrespect me, i will disrespect you, by saying that you are all a bunch of LOONS with mental disabilities. Worshiping spaghetti is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water! Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of spaghetti, ill make sure i enjoy it. But, you can give me a call next time you see the flying spaghetti monster. I would give you my number, but I can guarantee you wont need it.
-e.f.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Nothing is wrong with me, but thanks for asking.
Can you please learn some grammar? Oh, and give me your phone number — I have UNDENIABLE proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
-e.f.
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Only two things I’ve got to say…
1. Back up off of Poland! Some of my best Polish friends, came from there!
2. Your grammar sucks tootsie rolls!
That’s all for now,
peace, love,
Ramen
“How can you honestly believe that spaghetti can have legs, arms, and a pulse at the least bit? Your web site is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “thing†can have MEATBALLS for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately.”
WTF..are you halucinating -e.f.?
What arms and legs?
The FSM doesn’t have meatballs for eyes. Honestly, tell us what drugs are you on?
The FSM has Noodles and balls, as well as eyes!
You certainly are a strange one e.f. I’d get off the halucinogenics if I were you, as continued use may lead to psychological disturbances. Hmm…advice is obviously already too late!
To eat the FSM is to worship the FSM.
what the hell is wrong with you
hello. I came across your so called BELIEF in Jesus as a mistake. ok, I have one question for you. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? How can you honestly believe that a man with a beard can create all of mankind 6,000 years ago the least bit? Your religion is clearly a joke, and anybody that believes a “man with a beard†can have ocular glands for eyes, is clearly disturbed and should seek help immediately. How can you people make such vulgar comments about the Pastafarian religion? saying that we have to accept that (your) God’s balls are larger than ours? that is clearly disrespectful to all Pastafarians. If you wish to disrespect me, i will disrespect you, by saying that you are all a bunch of LOONS with mental disabilities. Worshiping Jesus is like worshipping Poland just because they make good water! Oh, and one last thing. tomorrow night, while i am enjoying my wonderful plate of bread and wine, ill make sure i enjoy it. But, you can give me a call next time you see the God that you speak of. I would give you my number, but I can guarantee you wont need it.
tha beast from tha east
ZING!
No stripper factories or beer volcanoes for him.
I see your capability to understand SARCASM is limited. I wish you the best of luck in life - you have major limitations upon your chances to succeed.
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Please feel free to provide any evidence that Christianity, Judism, Islam, Roman Gods, Greek Gods, Native American Indian Gods, etc, etc, etc is any more believable than a Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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I will pray for your soul when I consume my next bowl of pasta.
To tha beast from the east… OH YEAH BABE! RAMEN TO YOU!! Couldn’t have been said better. Sock it to ‘em!!
@tha beast from tha east
RAmen!
You are absolutely right, e.f. cummings. I cannot believe these people! Can you imagine that they actually believe this shit? Unreal! I think that people this stupid deserve what they get, don’t you, e.f.? Let them rot in hell, I say. Rot, rot, rot! Pass the Jack Daniels.
I was curling, the other day, and I explained to my friend, Scott, that the cause of global warming was the lack of pirates. He told me that there was no evidence of global warming, and that things were ment to get hotter over time. I quickly shuffled a way, and threw my shot, later learning that he is a Christian religious fanatic.
Well, there goes another Republican Retard.
Today in the weather: Looks like a little bit of unexpected hate-mail, but don’t worry because the trollings gone down a lot so the roads should clear up nicely. Just for safety though, be sure to remember your witty comebacks if you plan on going outside!
This weather report is presented by: WhoopiCozTShat, one helluva tough super hero
RAmen
i wonder if jesus’s followersgot alot of hate mail when they started a new religon? Just because our religon started off just a little late, dosen’t mean that ours is any worse or better then yours. RAmen
~The Red Headed One
P.S. beast from the east you rock!!!
Where can I procure this mystical “Polish Water” as I have been on a great quest as to the appropriate tipple to accompany the sacred feast??
@St Gumbert I don’t know, but I believe somewhere in Germany
@St Gumbert
Poland Spring is in Maine, dunno if the water there is really Polish or not though.
I would assume one could find “Polish water” in Poland, but I’m not so sure about this “Polish Water”, which gets an extra special capsing.
I think I peed Ukrainian Water once, but that’s not special.
From the mouth of a helluva tough super-hero
RAmen
“He told me that there was no evidence of global warming, and that things were ment to get hotter over time. I quickly shuffled a way, and threw my shot”
while that was a very good way to handle the situation! however, you should have pointed out that even if we are supposed to heat up, we are still heating up