During the course of my research into condensed stages of DNA my colleague and I came upon this paper. “Nanoscopic structure of DNA condensed for gene delivery”, Dunlap et al, Nucleic Acids Research, (1997), Vol 25, No. 15, Pgs 3095-3101.
Please examine Figure 2c, and be enlightened.
In fact DNA seems to naturally condense into nano-toroids reminiscent of his Noodliness. Since DNA is the precursor for all life, and His image is seen in DNA, then we must assume that The Most High Pasta is in us all.
May his appendages be ever moist.
RamenMike
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@Giovana
Thank you for the encouragement! But just out of curiosity, what is it that impressed you? So many are quick to give negative criticism and say exactly what displeased them, lol, but it’s very seldom the case in reverse. It’s always nice to know the positive things I’m doing so that I may continue to walk in those things. Thanks again!
@everyone
I have to say that I find the response to everyone here to Fanatic touching. Thanks to everyone for caring.
This has probably already been said, but just in case- what about string theory? Could these sub-atomic strings actually be strands of spaghetti? And how can christians who claim not to know what God looks like or what his divine plans are deny FSM? for all they know, their god IS FSM, they just don’t understand him as well as pastafarians. If God can turn people into salt, surely he can look like a plate of pasta…
I just read the rest of the thread - that probably wasn’t the most relevant comment to leave. I thought everyone was talking about DNA, sorry
RAmen, Fanatic. Might not agree with you on everything, but you seem polite and open to other people, so you score big in my book. I find it interesting that believing in Jesus turned your life around. Always did like how certain things work for certain people; makes life more exciting.
“I may not agree with anything you guys say but the Christian Church could learn a lot from the church of the f.s.m. in the area of unity, and being on one accord.” One thing I’ll point out about that is, we don’t agree on everything, but we respect each other’s opinions and don’t take everything personally. A lot of religions would be better off if they did the same!
To Fanatic… you would make a GREAT Pastafarian. I am not joking or making fun of you. Someone like you has the intelligence in them to see the real truth in life and love themselves for who they are. Anyway, think about it. You are much “higher above” the crowd you hang with. You have the qualities of a “real” person. Does that make sense? I hope so. I think YOU had the power to turn your life around — stay on that track and you’ll find it’s YOU that’s changed your life, not a religion. Good luck.
All this DNA stuff is great, but the clearest evidence the universe was created by the FSM (sauce be unto Him) is quantum string theory. All particles in the universe are clearly one long thin noodle connecting everything. His pastaness is everywhere and everything.
RAmen.
What If
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What if you’re right?
And he was just another nice guy
What if you’re right?
What if it’s true?
They say the cross will only make a fool of you
And what if it’s true?
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What if he takes his place in history
With all the prophets and the kings
Who taught us love and came in peace
But then the story ends
What then?
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But what if you’re wrong?
What if there’s more?
What if there’s hope you never dreamed of hoping for?
What if you jump?
And just close your eyes?
What if the arms that catch you, catch you by surprise?
What if He’s more than enough?
What if it’s love?
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What if you dig
Way down deeper than your simple-minded friends
What if you dig?
What if you find
A thousand more unanswered questions down inside
That’s all you find?
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What if you pick apart the logic
And begin to poke the holes
What if the crown of thorns is no more
Than folklore that must be told and retold?
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You’ve been running as fast as you can
You’ve been looking for a place you can land for so long
But what if you’re wrong?
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But what if you’re wrong?
What if there’s more?
What if there’s hope you never dreamed of hoping for?
What if you jump?
And just close your eyes?
What if the arms that catch you, catch you by surprise?
What if He’s more than enough?
What if it’s love?
@ Fanatic
If I’m wrong, I’d rather live honestly and if I’m damned for my lack of faith, so be it, rather just that than damnation for hypocrisy as well.
And the FSM invented the amazing Möbius strips! Ramen for that!
and ribosomes are the meat balls
You sad little child. Perhaps it has not dawned on you that the world is NOT governed over by one of Heinz 57 Varieties, and that such an individual who would participate in such idiocy should have his head examined.
With a sledgehammer.
Invisible Pink Unicorn Apr 28th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
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Welcome oh horned one!
(I can’t do worship - that’s the best you’ll get :) )
Have at thee, “Alchemist”.
My “noodly appendage” is bigger than yours
Wait… are you on my side or are you just being sarcastic?
I could really use a friend….
I’d rather have a go at that teapot orbiting the sun!
I like you :) you don’t have a chat forum that I can wreck though!
Pink is a much maligned colour!
IPU
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“Wait… are you on my side or are you just being sarcastic?
I could really use a friend….”
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Suspect we’re all on the same side :) My ‘god’ has noodley appendages, yours has a cloak of invisibility (and horns - I like horns. mmmmmm horns….)
RAmen
Hail Eris
Slack!
etc etc etc