fsm dna

Published by henderob January 28th, 2007 in evidence.

During the course of my research into condensed stages of DNA my colleague and I came upon this paper.Â “Nanoscopic structure of DNA condensed for gene delivery”, Dunlap et al, Nucleic Acids Research, (1997), Vol 25, No. 15, Pgs 3095-3101.

Please examine Figure 2c, and be enlightened.

In fact DNA seems to naturally condense into nano-toroids reminiscent of his Noodliness.Â Since DNA is the precursor for all life, and His image is seen in DNA, then we must assume that The Most High Pasta is in us all.

May his appendages be ever moist.
Ramen

Mike

127 Responses to “fsm dna”

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1 - January 28th, 2007 at 5:52 pm - Avatar of Reason Says:

Looks noodly, alright.
2 - January 28th, 2007 at 6:00 pm - SaucyWench Says:

I love it when he says “nano”.
3 - January 28th, 2007 at 6:12 pm - Jon Says:

RAmen Mike
You’ve truely made my day. I’ve always believed the simularity between the FSM and nucleic acid forms was far from coincidence.
Again RAmen
4 - January 28th, 2007 at 6:20 pm - Captain Mad John Kidd Says:

Praise be His Noodliness. Another pebble in the ever-growing mountain of scientific evidence of His existence.

RAmen (yet again)
5 - January 28th, 2007 at 6:23 pm - Arthur Says:

It’s so nice to enjoy the benefits of a religion that bases its beliefs off of empirical evidence. :-D
6 - January 28th, 2007 at 7:14 pm - Pixel Pete Says:

That’s why I feel so Noodly!
RAmen
7 - January 28th, 2007 at 7:19 pm - Wench Beth Says:

Well, if that doesn’t convince the fundamentalists, then nothing will. We were truly created in His noodly image! RAmen!
8 - January 28th, 2007 at 7:37 pm - Arthur Says:

@ Beth:
It makes so much more sense than the Creationist idea of us being created in their God’s image: almost everything on us is the direct result of a biological necessity, which an omnipotent being wouldn’t have. Eyes to see, body cavities to store organ systems, legs to move, arms to manipulate things; all things their God shouldn’t need.

It’s clear that our designer was, naturally, a pasta product.
9 - January 28th, 2007 at 7:38 pm - sgtpepper Says:

wow i’m already a devout pastafarian but if i wasn’t this just proves it. i’ve never seen jesus in my dna.Ramen
10 - January 28th, 2007 at 7:49 pm - Wench Beth Says:

To Arthur… too bad all the fundamentalists’ IQ’s are so low that they can’t understand the point you just made :(
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To sgtpepper… LOL!!
11 - January 28th, 2007 at 7:59 pm - Arthur Says:

@ Beth
Family Guy put it best.

IQ CHART

—–Genius—–

—–Average—–

—–Retarded—–
—–Peter—–

—–Creationists—–
12 - January 28th, 2007 at 8:05 pm - Brother Rigatoni Says:

This just proves that DNA isn’t what we thought it was. It’s REALLY His noodly apendage.
Ramen.
~Brother Rigatoni
13 - January 28th, 2007 at 8:18 pm - St John the Blasphemist Says:

Yep, as I’ve always insisted: How many people do you know of that look like an old guy with a grey beard? Compare this with how many bits & pieces that make up people, along with all the other things in nature right down to the molecular level do you know of that look like spaghetti & meatballs?
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Proof that the FSM made us all in his Noodly image.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Spare Parts
14 - January 28th, 2007 at 10:05 pm - JustMike Says:

Hello all, seems like a buncha lighthearted, funny, intelligent folks here. Makes me so sad that all these good folks are gonna burn and be tortured and all just for having a little fun. I’m also sorry that I’m not nearly creative enough to partake in this pirate tentacle stuff… I’m great in the sack though if anyones interested.

I just wanted to share a couple sites with you people where you will find some interesting reading and though I’ve managed to earn an associates in this ‘puter related stuff I am still unable to figure out how to start my own thread… so please, mods or missionaries or whatever, try to find a place for these links. Carlin on religion transcription
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Vines/1521/joepesci.html
and the church of reality here
http://www.churchofreality.org

Thanks and have a blast in Michigan

~Mike~
15 - January 28th, 2007 at 10:08 pm - Not-quite beleiver Welshie Says:

Hmm..it seems noodly alright. Doe sthis mean when i open up a can of heinz spaghetti, I should be worried?

And what about the Italians? Oh dear lord no! Have mercy, mercy on their spaghetti eating souls!!!!!!!!!
16 - January 28th, 2007 at 10:25 pm - Captain Mad John Kidd Says:

Fear not, Not-quite beleiver Welshie, for the consumption of His Noodly Goodness is but a tribute to His existence. Pirates cannot live by garlic bread alone. And be sure to wash it down with a fine flaggon of grog. The way to enlightenment is through a full belly. Take comfort in the embrace of His Noodly Appendage.

RAmen

MJK
17 - January 28th, 2007 at 11:11 pm - SaucyWench Says:

I have an alternate, yet compatible observation that the endoplasmic reticulum, at least the representations I’ve seen, is rather noodly-looking. Coincidence? I think not. And what about the irrepressible mitochondria, swashbuckling about in the intercellular sea harvesting ATP from hapless glucose molecules? Rather piratey, I’d say.
18 - January 28th, 2007 at 11:39 pm - Peter Popoff Says:

Holy crap! Saucy!
I don’t know none of them there words! Yikes!
19 - January 28th, 2007 at 11:48 pm - The atheist revolutionary Says:

RAmen!!
FSM is great
20 - January 29th, 2007 at 12:18 am - Captain Mad John Kidd Says:

@ P.P.

Cell Biology 101

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