You’re going to hell for degrading god to a pile of noodles. Have fun burning for an eternity. -Erik Vavro
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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We are going to Norway excellent.
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Are they mailing out the tickets then?
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@eye witness
I hope not they would get stolen in the post unless they use a courier.
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Hurrah! Norway!
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I love it when fundies tell me I’m going to burn for all eternity in vats of boiling pewter & they always have that carefree attitude when they say it. Talk about compassion.
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See you in Norway
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Boiling Pewter
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Actually, our creator is not a “pile” of noodles, he is more of a ball of them. Look at the picture. And piles dont have appendages, especially not noodly ones. By the way, i would gladly go to norway…tickets please?
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What do you mean “degrading”? Noodles are wonderful! They’re the best thing since… actually, they’re better than sliced bread. As for burning, if I’m dead, I’ll have no body, and thus no nerves. I won’t feel a thing.
-Avatar of Reason
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If you’re going to damn us to Hell, at least make sure you spell God (note the capital G) correctly. You know how he (isn’t my god so no need to capitalize anything) hates those spelling errors.
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Almost forgot, when are we going? I just want to plan accordingly to the weather.
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@Mariner “If you’re going to damn us to Hell, at least make sure you spell God (note the capital G) correctly.”
Maybe he’s just seeing it broadly, and refers at more gods fearing to be promoted a ball of noodles.
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Oh carp! You mean we are all going to suffer in hell FOREVER unless we convert to Christianity? Oh no! I don’t give a carp!
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It’s funny how they think we are going to convert if they threaten us with hell.
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You should give a carp. And two bass while you are at it.
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Would not the noodly paradise that we believe awaits us all be technically what this poor soul might mistakenly conceive as his “hell” idea?
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To hell it is, then. Yay! I’ve always wanted to go to Norway…
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Any rockers out here tonight?
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maybe this means they’re finally sending tickets. But we shouldn’t count on it. They’ve always let us down before :(
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Forget Norway
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I wanna go see the liosn in Kenya
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I meant lions but liosn’s are good too
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I’ve been to Norway. Who’d have thought Hell would be so beautiful! But you’re right, at the end of the day it IS still hell, I’ve seen the price of beer there..
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@ADDGuy
Excellent idea. Had a holiday in Kenya last year. I recommend Samburu National Park. I didn’t see lions there, but lots of other wildlife. There are lions too, if you’re lucky you’ll see them. Otherwise try the Serengeti for an almost-sure chance.
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Brew your own! Pillage the beer truck when it arrives! Establish a bootleg run from Germany to deliver cheap booze!
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I’ve been to Hell. Had ice cream there, as a matter of fact. The one in Michigan, I mean.
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Credit where credit is due; so often we are told ‘Your going to Hell’.
Nice to see someone use the right word for a change…
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Another thread sending us all to hell.
For the record, I’ve spent years in hell.
Hell is otherwise known as, the st. stanislaus “bishop martyr” roman catholic church.
Located at: 123 Townsend Street
Buffalo, New York, USA.
Thanks for the send off though.
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Buffalo is pretty close to the “where Hell freezes over” line, isn’t it?
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Hi Marc, I do believe Buffalo is ON that line. Yep!
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To Erik Vavro… We Pastafarians *cannot* go to Hell because we do not believe in one. Only Christians can go to Hell. Sorry, dude, you’re in for a hot time. As for the rest of us, we’ll toast you at the beer volcano.
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Norwegians never did have a sense of humour.
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I must humbly disagree with you, LSM… perhaps many Norwegians can’t crack a smile but I know a couple who make me laugh my a** off :)
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Yeah, what Wench Beth said!
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Oh goodness. We’re all gonna burn! -screams sarcasticly- Oh well. FSM will not be blessing you dearie.
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Why yes I would like to be creamated thank you.
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Didn’t we vote to set course for the Hell on Grand Cayman last month on the “on going to hell thread”? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Grand_Cayman
And yet again, no bloody handcart? Erik, I am disappointed.
Well, if we’re going to the one in Norway, don’t forget the firewood. Otherwise, we’ll be spending a cold day….
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So, we have Hell in the Caymans,
Hell in Norway
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway )
and Hell in Michigan
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan )
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I vote Norway… I like the cold (It’s 40-ish [Centigrade] outside right now)
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So, we have Hell in the Caymans,
Hell in Norway
( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway )
and Hell in Michigan
( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan )
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I vote Norway… I like the cold (It’s 40-ish [Centigrade] outside right now)
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Hmmm, awaiting moderation ey… let’s see if this gets though without the http’s
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Much better.
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Oh! CMJK – you beat me to it! Yes, I am sure we voted on Grand Cayman.
I am terribly sorry to disappoint everyone, but I am a bit bogged down with work and trying to raise 2 young children at the moment, so I’ll give it a miss this time if that’s OK – send me a postcard though!
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Fancy a house swap Jingles? I am fed up with it being cold and dark.
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Hahahaha. Sure Booty… the cold would be wondeful. You walk outside here and it feels like you’ve been hit with a sledgehammer.
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@ Booty…”send me a postcard though!”
Will do, Bootylicious! But it won’t be the same without you.
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lol omg by far whoever believes in the shit is stupid i mean why the hell would u believe in spaghetti as ur god, lets see u either have nothing better to do with ur fucked up lifes, your gay, dont have a gf- dont know what a girl is,or u just need to see a doctor and phsycologist. anyways like i saw another guy say that ur the next jim jones im sure that he is right, cuz i doubt your religion if thats really what it is will get far at all.
sincerly, SHADOW//
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Mmmmm… Classy!
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@SHADOW//
That’s the worst attempt at hoax hate mail I’ve seen yet!
Here’s some advice, you need to read a little more of the genuine stuff first.
Your hate mail spelling is atrocious! You spelt “believes” correctly for a start as well as phsycologist!
Never mind have a read through some of the archive mail and I’m sure you’ll pick up bit more of a flare for it.
RAmen
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I don’t believe in hell – so there goes that argument.
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Oh and try to throw a few more capitals around too, ok. :)
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yay for the return of some true-to-badness inane hate! thanks for brightening my day, Erik Vavro. oh, and heaven and hell almost certainly do not exist, you delluded little fool.
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“Your hate mail spelling is atrocious! You spelt “believes†correctly for a start as well as phsycologist!”
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You mean psychologist? (Sorry)
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Anyway, @Shadow, we much prefer psychiatrists. They have a greater tendancy towards psychopharmacology, and as any one of them can tell you, the best way to calm someone is with a depressant.
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On a completely unrelated note (see, new paragraph), alcohol is a depressant. Comes in a wide range of tasty varieties for my… -uhh- YOUR consumption pleasure.
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@Homo narrans Jan 28th, 2007 at 4:14 am
“heaven and hell almost certainly do not exist, you delluded little fool.”
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Well….beer and stripper FSM Heaven most certainly exists, but not those scary/ fairy imaginary places the tripping xtian nuts are always on about .
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@Jingles Jan 28th, 2007 at 4:21 am
“You mean psychologist? (Sorry)”
Yes that’s it…where did I put my glasses I wonder.
RAmen
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