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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Avatar of Reason Jan 27th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
What do you mean “degrading� Noodles are wonderful! They’re the best thing since… actually, they’re better than sliced bread. As for burning, if I’m dead, I’ll have no body, and thus no nerves. I won’t feel a thing.
-Avatar of Reason
Quoted for truth!
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I WANNA GO TO HELL WOOOOOOOO!
TAKE ME WITH YOU!
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Sorry, I don’t believe in your god, so therefore threatening me with Hell is pointless. If I told you that if you don’t become a Pastafarian you will suffer an eternity of ugly strippers and flat beer, would you convert to FSMism?
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don’t worry we will. I wouldn’t want to go to heaven if your going to be there
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Peggy,
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Too right by the churches definition heaven must be a pretty dull place with all those boring wankers hanging around.
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Hell may be hot but at least there’s a few interesting characters…
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Pastafarians can’t go to Hell Norway, Hell Michigan or Hell in the Caymans since they do not believe in hell. I wonder what happens when reaching one of those destinations? You see a flat plane? Noodly visions? Is it like Spock in the old west episode of Star Trek where bullets pass right through if you don’t believe in them? That would be cool.
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Well you cant´t “burn” in hell since there´s no budy or physical stuff to be burned per se, and if you want to “burn” my “soul” well I guess that nonmaterial things don´t burn right?
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THERE IS NO GOD
THERE IS NO HELL
YOU ARE A WASTE OF GRAVITY
If I am lying, may God strike me down right now
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I’m still here
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OK then, you degrade god to not being a pile of noodles, so there!
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You won’t be laughing, Elsa, on Judgement Day
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I’m going to Devon actually!
Pirates forever!
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errrrr
“After billions of years, we evolved from dinosaurs to where we are now”
actually….we evolved from Cynodonts:
“The term “cynodont” refers to a broad group of extinct mammal-like reptiles, the Cynodontia. These include the direct ancestors of mammals”
Dinosaurs came from “basal dinosauromorphs” and evolved into birds, not people.
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@anti noodle
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Are you realy sure that, for your God, it is more important that you believes in him than to be a good person? I’m a good person -at least, i think so- and it would be enough ; also Elsa, I’m sure
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BTW, if your God is so insecure, I prefer to worship in our drunk Holyness
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Which woul you prefer?
An eternity in hell
or
50+ years as a christitan
hell wins every time
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I always get a kick out of people, who believe, that any Being who would be able to create this entire Universe, would care about what one minor species, on a small planet is, or is not doing. I can’t imagine “God” (the creator of the WHOLE Universe) sitting around waiting for human beings to worship Him/Her. Now, if “God” is an adolescent boy, it would all make sense. But then, how could an adolescent boy create a Universe?
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I’m still on the fence about the whole god thing. but it does some rather contradictory to preach the message of god being so loving and merciful and than turn right around and say “hes merciful, but if you don’t worship Him your going to burn forever in a lake of fire.” Kinda ironic. BELIEVE OR DIE!!! And if thats not a clear sign of mercy and love, I don’t know what is. I’ve read the Bible, so you cant tell me anything that I don’t already know. SORRY! and if this pisses you off, I guess you have to forgive me. Oh and why the hell do most Christians support the death penalty? Didn’t Jesus tell you to turn the other cheek and to love and pray for those who do you wrong? just something to think about.
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I always found it odd that God (as in your God, not mine) waits until people die of whatever cause before he sends them to Hell. Honestly, wouldn’t it just be easier to smite the non-believers the second they sprung up? Bet it would prove a point waaaaay better than just assuming he took them to hell after they died.
I always like these types of hate mail. One line that expresses all the hate and intolerance one man/woman can muster. Least they didn’t quote the Bible a dozen times.
RAmen
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Elsa, I’m still here, too. Whomever your supreme being may be (if, in fact you have one), I’ve got to believe that the most important gift/quality we have been given is the ability to be critical thinkers. Otherwise, we’re all not much different from lemmings. Once one starts to think critically, it’s impossible to accept the paradigm of hell as an after-death punishment for those who don’t accept the narrow, exclusive concept of the omniscient one as set forth by political rulers who had a vested interest in controlling the masses by defining religion and god as a way to keep peasants and the illeterate in line. Perhaps hell is really a world in which those in power arrogantly use fear and brutality in the name of their god to oppress, control, brutalize others. (Anyone thinking “W”?) Perhaps there is a bit of hell (or more than a bit) on earth right now, and it’s our job to use our (god-given?) abilities to think critically to find ways to spread love – NOT to be critical and judgemental of those who don’t believe what we believe.
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