You’re going to hell for degrading god to a pile of noodles. Have fun burning for an eternity. -Erik Vavro
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@Thumper
Yea, I do that too.
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@ Raf, Bill, Batman, Thumper et al
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I would like to see Raf by the beer-factories - Belgian beer can be quite good!
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When it comes to love pursued in waiting for an afterlife - I think love can be said to be just in both cases. If there’s an afterlife - it’s good to love because you will find happiness later. If there’s no afterlife - it’s good to love because you will find happiness now. In my atheist point of view - I’m going to die and that’s it - until then I would like to be as good and nice as possible and have fun enjoying the ride!
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I really like Raf answering Batman with the story of Bat-Seba - it all comes together..
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If Jesus and god are the same - why did Jesus ocn the cross say: “Eli, Eli lama sabachtani”? How and why did he forsake himself?
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@ Bill
Have you written more regarding morals yet? I would like to report more regarding research explaining morals from an evolutionary point of view!! It might not just be a social learning.. In the words of MacArthur: I shall return.
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He has a point, devoting ourselves to a pile of noodles. Its a bit crazy, almost like devoting ourselves to a book which has been edited to fit current affairs for the last several hundred years, or a “god” that tells us to kill other people.
It amazes me how you can believe these thing without any proof. When i spoke to a christian, he said there had to be somone who created the Big Bang…but why?
All we are in this universe is a superior breed of mammal who have smartened to worled around us. After billions of years, we evolved from dinosaurs to where we are now. Compare d with other species, we have evolved most i guess, but what we have now, is it tht impressive after so many years? when you consider how fast computers change nowadays? its just how the world progresses, not how someone “above” decides.
You believe what you like if that gives you secure feelings, but if we really did believe in the FSM, you should respect that anway, otherwise you are saying that your god is not open to freedom of speech and promotes racism, so why would we want to be a part of that.
Another christian pointed out that things like the water cycle and dinosaurs were in the bible. When was this information added? as it seems all of a sudden christiamns are saying that gay marriage is ok….altho 100’s of years ago they most likely would have been killed by your people.
I was also told “the end” will come when someone brings peace to irasel (for the umpteenth time) and a 7 year rule of this person will occur, then we will be expected to sacrafice ourselves for not taking a symbol for god. So now your god wants you to kill yourselves at some point to get into heaven. But is suicide not a sin?!
I do not rule out anyones religeon, but i do not believe any yet. When proof is given i would happily believe. But if life teaches you anything, its that you cant trust anyone.
Norway sounds good, but if ya start burning like that guy mentioned, just turn down the tempurature of the sauna, there is no need to suffer.
@Thumper
You wrote:@Raf
When you say earn my way in does this mean I need cash or can I just write a cheque…I’m glad to see the practice of “indulgence†is back in fashon (medieval cash-for-salvation practice…in case you didn’t know)…I did hear God up until my reconversion to the FSM…he sounds like Kevin Bacon…
I suppose you talk to Iron Gil Kid about this issue, because I’m just saying that YOU CANNOT EARN YOUR WAY IN !
@Iron Gil Kid; it would be meaningless to prove anything in order to receive salvation if YOU CANNOT EARN IT BY PROVING!
No, you just do the right thing on order to please God! Out of thanks for His Gift of eternal life, of wich you cannot earn it by doing good.
Doing good has to have the right heart. If you do it only to receive something in return, where is the Love?
So God provided us with a sollution for this, so when we want to do good, it will be out of Love, and not out of mere obligation.
@ Bill:
Yes, God is also talking to you. He is always talking. Free your mind with that other voices, in order to hear His voice more clearly.
You can recognize His voice, when you are acknowledging the truth. But it also needs to have a leap into faith, since it is so hard to acknowledge it, being mislead by the voices of this world.
I’m sorry to tell you all - here is the evidence for ID.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3dpF-0rafo
Porighteousness will also be able to tell you the FACTS of inherited sin, how homosexuality is not love only lust, and probably give you blueprints to the intelligent designers first drafts. Go ask some questions and see if Po would like to be touched by some noodly appendages..
@Raf
I’m getting the electrodes out now, could you lie down please?
Dammit - I knew there was a reason Iwanted my kids to shut up - must be so I can hear god better - or maybe it’s just because they NEVER STOP TALKING - ARGH!!!!!!!
Sorry, just had to have a little scream - better now :)
noodles are fantastic.
Who’s to say that God isn’t a pile of noodles?
Avatar of Reason Jan 27th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
What do you mean “degrading� Noodles are wonderful! They’re the best thing since… actually, they’re better than sliced bread. As for burning, if I’m dead, I’ll have no body, and thus no nerves. I won’t feel a thing.
-Avatar of Reason
Quoted for truth!
I WANNA GO TO HELL WOOOOOOOO!
TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Sorry, I don’t believe in your god, so therefore threatening me with Hell is pointless. If I told you that if you don’t become a Pastafarian you will suffer an eternity of ugly strippers and flat beer, would you convert to FSMism?
don’t worry we will. I wouldn’t want to go to heaven if your going to be there
Peggy,
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Too right by the churches definition heaven must be a pretty dull place with all those boring wankers hanging around.
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Hell may be hot but at least there’s a few interesting characters…
Pastafarians can’t go to Hell Norway, Hell Michigan or Hell in the Caymans since they do not believe in hell. I wonder what happens when reaching one of those destinations? You see a flat plane? Noodly visions? Is it like Spock in the old west episode of Star Trek where bullets pass right through if you don’t believe in them? That would be cool.
Well you cant´t “burn” in hell since there´s no budy or physical stuff to be burned per se, and if you want to “burn” my “soul” well I guess that nonmaterial things don´t burn right?
THERE IS NO GOD
THERE IS NO HELL
YOU ARE A WASTE OF GRAVITY
If I am lying, may God strike me down right now