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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@ Gill and Booty,
Just invoke the scroll rule.
This place just isn’t the same anymore, it seems most of the new posters(and/or name changers) feel the need to ramble, without any real substance.
I think they just like to hear themselves talk.
I so miss the “good ol’ days”.
Of fundie bashing, intelligent conversation, and light hearted humor,
now it’s turned into somekind of turf war and name calling, one sided views, with the “posers” choosing sides with each other.
It is turning into every other site.
Not what I come here for at all!
Hopefully it will change back, and be interesting again.
Ramen
@ Bill little voices
And usually when they dig up the basement and find the bodies it’s those same little voices that get the blame…..
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Wonder what they would find in Raf’s basement.
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Need to be something cause there’s nothing going on in the attic?
@Everyone (and the others too, I’m in a good mood, going to eat in a nice Greek restaurant soon, c’mon, start the drooling!)
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I cannot imagine this Raf character typing all those boring texts: sure he copies them from some fundie bestseller summer novel thing! Hahahahaha!
RAmen to you Wenches and Pirates!
@ all
Was delighted today to see a Bargain Books shop selling soemthing called the King James bible, for a pittance.
No I didn’t buy one it’s just good to see it being heavily discounted; maybe an indication that the best selling novel in the world is starting to lose its lustre.
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Or every deranged Chrisitian Fundie already has a working copy
@Peter Popoff
Used to be good, huh? What do we need? Intelligent fundies, or do we need to be wittier? I still consider myself new. I don’t know what in used to be like. Maybe you know an old thread I could look at?
@bill & Peter Popoff
Carefull now in serious danger of developing into an Old FSM versus New FSM schism.
A fundamentalist pastafarian split would be disasterous for the faith.
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Should the FSM split into two sects along these lines there could be further decline in the population in pirates; to the ultimate cost to all.
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Would the Old FSM be unable to accept radical new views, calling for public stonings for eaters of Ravioli and censure for use of Amatriciana sauce.
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Would the New FSM claim to be the voice of peace, while silently stock piling weapons of mass destruction and garlic bread.
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We need peace in our time we must learn from the lessons of the false religions that have gone before. As the FSM himself would say, but unlike other gods doesn’t need us to speak for him:
I would really prefer you kiss and make up; no tounges though.
“”bill Feb 24th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
@Peter Popoff
Used to be good, huh? What do we need? Intelligent fundies, or do we need to be wittier? I still consider myself new. I don’t know what in used to be like. Maybe you know an old thread I could look at?”"
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“Peter Popoff Feb 24th, 2007 at 10:32 am
@ Gill and Booty,
Just invoke the scroll rule.
This place just isn’t the same anymore, it seems most of the new posters(and/or name changers) feel the need to ramble, without any real substance.
I think they just like to hear themselves talk.
I so miss the “good ol’ daysâ€.
Of fundie bashing, intelligent conversation, and light hearted humor,
now it’s turned into somekind of turf war and name calling, one sided views, with the “posers†choosing sides with each other.
It is turning into every other site.
Not what I come here for at all!
Hopefully it will change back, and be interesting again.
Ramen”
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Bill, which part of my statement didn’t you understand?
Look at all the threads if you wish.
I have no problem with you?
I was only making a comment to Gill and Booty that’s all?
@Peter Popoff
I didn’t know what you were nostalgic about when you say’ I so miss the “good ol’ daysâ€..’ I was interested. If I could see an example, I might be able to offer a suggestion. But reading all the threads is not in my immediate future.
Hey Peter - Sorry -didn’t mean to get stroppy - just had enough for some reason, sometimes I have just had enough of their “You’re all going to hell cos you are so sinful, but god loves you” crap.
*shrug* time for a beer!
Booty Feb 24th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Hey Peter - Sorry -didn’t mean to get stroppy - just had enough for some reason, sometimes I have just had enough of their “You’re all going to hell cos you are so sinful, but god loves you†crap.
*shrug* time for a beer!
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Nah, Booty, get “stroppy all you want too!
I’m there too, I was just agreeing with you.
I’ll be hittin’ the beers too! In a bit, it is one of those days that end in “y”.
Ramen
Hey sweetheart!
Nice to have some company with the drinking :)
We are watching Little Shop of Horrors - “Feed me, Feed me Seymore!”
Now, what I need to know is how the FSM with all his power is going to stop me having such a beer gut! And if anyone mentions sit ups I shall thump them!
@Booty
if you just make sure to drink enough that you have no appetite for food, the calories should balance themselves out.
@Booty
The fifties Little shop of horrors or the later one?
Batman Feb 24th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
@Booty
if you just make sure to drink enough that you have no appetite for food, the calories should balance themselves out.”
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I couldn’t have said that better…
Ramen
@Raf
“he is” He is what? I am, aren’t I? Are we the same?
“He has always been the same.” The same as what? Is it not the case that before his son was born that we was a person without a son. After his son was born, he was a person with a son. Sounds like he bacame a father. Thus, he is not the same person he was before. i.e. he has at least one characteristic later that he didn’t have earlier. If you are part of the world, you change with it.
You also say “When you love your children, you would give your live for them.”, I assume you mean ‘life’. So, did God love Jesus? Then why didn’t God give his life for Jesus. He could have, right?
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I have a simple proof that God does not exist. I have it on the highest authority. I was logging into my Bank of America account and they asked me for my favorite fictional character. I replied ‘God’ and it was accepted. Now, you want to go argue with Bank of America?
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I looked over your posts and saw something rather extreme. You use the words ‘die’, ‘died’, ‘dead’, ‘death’ I think about 80 times. That tells me that you seemed to be focused on dying. You claim you know for certain now that you will live forever. This sounds to me like someone trying to convince himself of something that he knows is probably false. You may want to try to accept death as a natural part of life. I know it’s scary but you didn’t have any trouble not existing before you were born, did you? Well death is just like that.
Just a few thoughts
@Raf
“There is only one teaching that speaks true salvation. It is the gift of eternal life, not becau” etc.
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Hmmmm….you didn’t exactly answer my question about how you felt living your life by a geographic coincidence. Any thoughts on other, very different religions, e. g. Hinduism? You know, the ones you’d be adhering to now if you hadn’t been born in a mostly Christian country.
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“He died for you too, nederlandstalige pastawreter!”
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Not bad! ‘wreter’ should be spelled ‘vreter’, but other than that you’re doing well. Still, I don’t think RDPK and JB will agree to make you part of the Dutch sub-conspiracy. What do you think, RDPK and JB? I vote against.
Ah - those days are gone sadly - hangovers and small children do not mix! But I hope to get a little exercise later ;) That will help work off the calories :)
The Rick Moranis LSOH, it was just on the telly - finished now :( ;)
@Booty
Rick Moreanus version, huh? There’s a joke in there someplace, but I can’t put my finger on it.
@Bill
Maybe I am over-reacting, or maybe I have just been reading too many books lately, but it seems to me that RAF is a recruiter for a religious terrorist group… he makes me kind of nervous.
@Batman
Man, I just have no insights into these guys at all. Seems to be a fundamental lack of reflection together with a chant that goes around obsessively in his head. The ‘death’ thing just made me think he was scared shitless about dying, and figures maybe he can save himself by trying to save some other souls. I didn’t read his whole post.
You could be right, I guess.