You’re going to hell for degrading god to a pile of noodles. Have fun burning for an eternity. -Erik Vavro
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I’m still here
OK then, you degrade god to not being a pile of noodles, so there!
You won’t be laughing, Elsa, on Judgement Day
I’m going to Devon actually!
Pirates forever!
errrrr
“After billions of years, we evolved from dinosaurs to where we are now”
actually….we evolved from Cynodonts:
“The term “cynodont” refers to a broad group of extinct mammal-like reptiles, the Cynodontia. These include the direct ancestors of mammals”
Dinosaurs came from “basal dinosauromorphs” and evolved into birds, not people.
@anti noodle
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Are you realy sure that, for your God, it is more important that you believes in him than to be a good person? I’m a good person -at least, i think so- and it would be enough ; also Elsa, I’m sure
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BTW, if your God is so insecure, I prefer to worship in our drunk Holyness
Which woul you prefer?
An eternity in hell
or
50+ years as a christitan
hell wins every time
I always get a kick out of people, who believe, that any Being who would be able to create this entire Universe, would care about what one minor species, on a small planet is, or is not doing. I can’t imagine “God” (the creator of the WHOLE Universe) sitting around waiting for human beings to worship Him/Her. Now, if “God” is an adolescent boy, it would all make sense. But then, how could an adolescent boy create a Universe?
I’m still on the fence about the whole god thing. but it does some rather contradictory to preach the message of god being so loving and merciful and than turn right around and say “hes merciful, but if you don’t worship Him your going to burn forever in a lake of fire.” Kinda ironic. BELIEVE OR DIE!!! And if thats not a clear sign of mercy and love, I don’t know what is. I’ve read the Bible, so you cant tell me anything that I don’t already know. SORRY! and if this pisses you off, I guess you have to forgive me. Oh and why the hell do most Christians support the death penalty? Didn’t Jesus tell you to turn the other cheek and to love and pray for those who do you wrong? just something to think about.