What’s the deal…. I mean, given, I drink a lot, but- DO SO MANY PEOPLE REALLY TAKE THIS THAT SERIOUSLY??? (and not in the way that might stand a possibility of raising their consciousness a bit…) I’m starting to think that the world is divided into those who get the joke, and those who are woefully oblivious. I get the point, and it IS brutal, but the number of folks getting bogged down in the details is starting to seriously lower my opinion of the collective IQ of humanity… a LOT. I resign my membership in the human race… at least until the monkeys posing as humans decide to grow up. Samuel Clemens would be appalled….(all the way to the bank)
“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man” Dr Johnson
in disgust, Inky
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Bastard!
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I don’t even have anything to say about inkys witlessness!
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@Nick the Missionary
And?
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“I resign my membership in the human race…”
Ok then.
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That post should make some of you think long and hard here. That is what it was meant to do.
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“I’m starting to think that the world is divided into those who get the joke, and those who are woefully oblivious.”
He didn’t get the joke and is woefully oblivious.
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So compare this with the amount of people who take a 2000 year old dead guy seriously, to the point where they deliberately falsify history, both biological and geological, just so they can have control over the masses.
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At least we admit to falsifying history.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Fabrication
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Or the word is divided into those who get the joke and chuckle to themselves, those who get the joke and then proceed to act like complete idiots about it(you), and those who are oblivious to it.
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Thumper you finally said something that was right.
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@Innocent Bystander
Are you slow much?
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Innocent Bystander Thanks for the complement. Don’t worry about that other thumper. She’s just an asshole.
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Wrong sex Thumper pretend :)
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A little more impersonation there my groupie?
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Here I go. Talking to myself again I really must stop doing this.
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“I get the point, and it IS brutal, but the number of folks getting bogged down in the details is starting to seriously lower my opinion of the collective IQ of humanity…”
C’mon, give us some figures: wouldn’t we Pastafarians all like to know how many of us there are EXACTLY? That would help our prophet a lot.
RAmen to you Pirates!
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@Thumper pretend Jan 27th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
“Here I go. Talking to myself again I really must stop doing this.”
You are but a poor substitute child. Have you tried getting a girfriend?
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@ one of you. How did Australia Day go? Remember any of it :)
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DO SO MANY PEOPLE REALLY TAKE THIS THAT SERIOUSLY???
If we don’t act like it is real the satire doesn’t work. I think this should be obvious.
And that quote doesn’t really fit.
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Australia day was… interesting for me.
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Couldn’t drink (because I’d forgotten to get myself off the roster for 6:30 the next fucking morning), our city couldn’t settle on one display, so we had three councils vying against each other trying to outdo themselves.
Oh, and two of the fireworks barges caught fire.
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“Oh, and two of the fireworks barges caught fire.”
Cool!
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“Oh, and two of the fireworks barges caught fire.â€
5337l\l355! ^_^
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@ Jingles. Hahahaha! Apart from the beer thing. Not funny! Still, you weren’t on the receiving end of the last ODI. I tell you what, I hope that everyone who went to see the buggers, on their victory tour of London, turn up to greet them this year.
I’ve got some pretty whiffy eggs that are looking for a home :)
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You gonna egg the team? That’s just a little unsporting, wot? Try to restrict yourself to the selectors, and whoever came up with the *brilliant* idea of playing the exact same field placings in these Ashes as the last. Oh… and give Giles a few cartons from me. Anyone that sooks like he does deserves everything they get (he really doesn’t help with the whinging Pom persona).
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Jingles. Giles acts like a kid who’s had heir favourite toy taken off them. Anyone who order truckloads of mugs with “The King of Spin” on them is, well?? To get them wrong so they say “The King of Spain” hahahahahaha! Numpty!
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I’ve a lot of sympathy for Tres. The papers slated him for lacking moral fibre and letting the team down by not going. Shit, half of the team should have had some of the balls he had. He knew he wasn’t up to it so did the right thing.
Did you hear that Fletcher has publicly apologised? Good job I’m against Capital punishment or I’d be in the mob demanding blood :)
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A little unsporting? Me? We’re not exactly known for that where I come from.
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Nah… ol’ Stresscothick ain’t too bad. I mean just look at what happened to Martyn. Similar thing. He just couldn’t take the stress anymore, and retired.
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Even so, it’s always sad when a cricketer gives up.
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As for Fletcher, well, unless he cures AIDS in the next week, his balls will be on a stick…
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Yeah. I met David Bairstow once. I’d just got the opening slot in the school team and my Dad took me to buy my first “serious” bat. A Saint Peter’s. Hand made job. Met David in the sales office. Poor sod!
I’ve had a few beers with Vaughny too. At The SkyRack in Leeds (pub). He seemed a nice guy, not one to suffer from stress though :)
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Yeah. Mr D Fletcher is NOT a popular man at the moment.
Thing is, it looks like we’re going to make the same mistake with the rugby too! If they’re not 100% fit, DON’T sodding well play them!
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“A Saint Peter’s. Hand made job.”
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Nice… alas I never had the sporting ability to justify buying anything like that. So I save my money for the two most important things at any sports ground; Hot pies and COLD beer!
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Ah well. It’s funny how the mighty have fallen. A year ago, they were gods among men. Now, you wouldn’t go near ‘em with a pooper-scooper.
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Hmmm. Beer is good. Very good!
How the mighty have fallen. Yup. Obviously I wanted a 5-0 slaughter of Australia. That said, it’s a good lesson for England – Don’t get too f***ing clever lads. We weren’t good enough.
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Anyone can win one series. If you can’t reproduce the results then they aren’t worth shit!
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I’ve still got the SP. Polyarmoured – so you can tell it’s vintage :)
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Catch you later. It’s gone 0300 and I need to *try* to sleep!
RAmen
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Sorry I missed the Australia/beer/sports/beer discussion… sounded good!
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As Marx once said “I refuse to belong to a club that would accept someone like me as a member”. It’s canoodle time.
Tom
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To Inky… First of all, I like your name! Believe it or not I am currently wearing a shirt with Inky (the PacMan ghost) on the front! Cool!
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Secondly, don’t count on the head monkey-posing-as-human ever growing up. His name is George W. Bush and I’m afraid he’ll never even reach true monkey intelligence.
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So, if you’re not going to be human any more, what’s it gonna be? I was thinking that Vulcan or Cardassian would be cool. Just my two cents.
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OK, here’s a lesson on the colelctive IQ of humanity.
The average IQ is 100 (a bit less for USA). This means that 49.99999% of the world’s population has an IQ of 99 or less.
Ergo, there are a lot of stoopid people, and in nations where they get the vote, unfortunately their opinions have an effect, and you tend to find politicians stoop to please “the bungled and the botched”.
Sad, but true.
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Truer words could not be said, LSM!! RAmen to you! In the case of the U.S., our dear president doesn’t have to stoop at ALL to please “the bungled and the botched†because he IS one of them.
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no, no, the spaghetti monster is real. i saw it. him. they. the noodly one. it was tasty.
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A conversation about cricket on FSM – I’ve seen it all now.
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Hardly! You should have seen the one Aussie Rules.
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one *on* Aussie rules
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well since the subject matter of this hatemil is so damned uninteresting (another idiot failing to see the point of CoFSM), it seems that turning to a conversation on cricket (or what the hell, Aussie Rules) is the logical conclusion.
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I don’t think Inky gets it.
He’s doing the “I get it: Bible is unbelievable nonsense. FSM is no more unbelievable. What does that say about the Bible? Yeah. Whatever. That doesn’t make you clever you know. Though it does throw the stupidity of fundamental Christians in to very sharp relief” argument.
But he’s missed the point. The FSM is singificantly less unbelievable that the Bible and it’s moral guidance (whatever – just don’t fuck each other up – OK?) is far more compatible with modern society AND we have a graph.
If Christianity, Judaism and Islam are some of the biggest religions in town, you really ought to start looking at the FSM because it scores higher in all categories:
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Credibility
Morality
Grog
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Number of Graphs
Scientific Backing
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People talk about the comfort they derive from religion. But what comfort can be better than a nice cold glass of grog and the warmth of a good wench?
RAmen
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Pureé Reason Jan 28th, 2007 at 4:56 am
“A conversation about cricket on FSM – I’ve seen it all now.”
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Hehehehe. Yeah. Well, this is a site for worship isn’t it. Anyway God is Good had done a runner on another thread.
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Oh, and good Captain, don’t forget that the CofFSM does not have any tithing requirements. This alone makes it a much better deal. In fact, FSM tops the list of Bargain Religions. I’m so proud.
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And the FSM population has the highest average IQ as well. See my post (way down) on the “Idiots” thread.
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yeah, it’s not that all christians are dumb (I hope), it’s just that the ones who are were somehow endowed with very loud voices.
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“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a manâ€
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Check the name, but I hardly see how it applies here
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All I know of it was that it was used in the Bat Country music video. Good song, creepy video.
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How dare you insult our pasta formed God! May he smite you into submission!
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To Inky:
If you’re sooo disgusted, then why do bother to post with the rest of us “idiots”?
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Inky
Hey cool, I’m not a human either! I’m most definitely Romulan, and I think I can vouch for all Romulans everywhere when I say that you aren’t allowed to be one of us, you’re gonna be some stupid Star Wars alien like a Wookie.
Pfft, stupid Wookies.
RAmen
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Hey! I get the joke, but this is great for us people who dont like any other religion. I happened to quite like this idea, so this is my new official religion.
If you dont like it, I dont really care. Ok? Great. Bye then
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Welcome aboard, Elleaha. Where are you from? We’re compiling a list of countries. Help yourself to the buffet table next to the keg of grog. And my you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
MJK
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hey inky…. none of us care about what you think in the exact same way you dont care about what you think…. if you beleive us, good, if you dont, fine… whats it going to matter to us?
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WWAPD? drink some grog, thats what…
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um…guys?
I don’t think Inky meant that post the way it seems. I think he was referring to the fundies that constantly wage war against CoFSM. You know, the ones who always post…”you guys are fucking idiots, you’re just a bunch of geeks who haven’t gotten laid in some indeterinate time period (varies from fundie to fundie), you’re all going to hell, i can’t believe you retards actually believe that fucking spaghetti could bla bla bla, i will eat your spaghetti god for dinner, etc…”
I think that’s who Inky’s post was aimed at. If I’m right, then his post is on target. If I’m wrong, god-buddha-jaweh-ghandi-allah-jesus-jerry falwell-amonra-zoroaster-voltron (or whoever gets around to it first) help us all!
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Well i think it was kinda pointed at both the crazy anti-noodlistics AND some of us Pastafarians. The guy claims that we are dumb because he obiously hasn’t been touched by His Noodlyness. I believe that Inky is a direct decendent of Noah AND is probably between 10-12 ft tall (due to the fact that He strongly dislikes Inky)
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Is he targeting us or the fundamentalists?
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I suppose he might be disgusted at the fundies who take this really seriously as a threat to their religion/cult/brainwash school/whatever, it wouldn’t be hate-mail then though, he could also think we all truely and deeply believe in the FSM…cue protestations of belief
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Not from me Clapran :)
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So does this mean we get to mock Inky as being subhuman?
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Jingles,
Next time you are buying hot pies, make sure the seller is not C.M.O.T Dibbler! (I’ve heard his rat onna stick is better, but stay away from sausages inna bun too.)
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To Linguini Lass… eeewwww, yucky!!!!
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@Linguini Lass
Cut My Own Throat Dibbler? Didn’t know he sold pies. What’s Gaspode’s oppinion on them?
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Oh yes, meat pies, (his description of “meat” leaves a lot to be desired), sausages inna bun, rat onna stick. Since Gaspode is a street dog and suffers from many diseses, including “licky end”, my guess is he would probably eat most anything from CMOT Dibbler.
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@Alchemist
“A little unsporting? Me? We’re not exactly known for that where I come from.”
Where’s that? A church?
-Stop Teddy. Put those claws away (I assume you’re being sarcastic…:)
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Skyrack, that place is a dump (well, okay, not too bad, but meh! Must exaggerate). Get to a decent pub. Maybe a long walk from H. for most, but I think if you head Otley way a short distance you’ll find something on the right…. Learnt something interesting in the Skyrack though. You can float naked smarties on Caffreys (quite a few), and quavers and caffreys is a truly disgusting mix. Avoid it. I take it you’ve hit the north bar (shocking how many haven’t).
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I thought he would be referring to the fundies. By why e-mail the prophet when he could just come straight to a thread?
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Teddy. Me? Sarcastic? I’m a lay preacher in my local baptist church (coff, coff).
We used to get the beer’s in from the Oak where they had oversized glasses and walk across the road to the Skyrack where they didn’t have metered pumps! Every little helps (could have been the other way round, hazy days :))
Otley’s a beermeister’s heaven! I’ve heard it’s a bit nasty there now. Do you know Hebden at all! I’ve always dreamed of getting a barge on the canal and smoking my way into the record books :) Hippy at heart.
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Man, The dimensions! I didn’t know everyone was part of an alternate reality (thread).
I have to catch up.
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“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man†Dr Johnson
NO NO NO!!! NOT Dr. Johnson… That quote is from Dr. Hunter S. THOMPSON (Doctor of Divinity, I might add)
“Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” should be considered for a possible gospel for us. I highly recommend it! :)
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Ahhh…Fear and Loathing…ahhhh…*sigh*
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@ Outback Jack
Big fan of H.S. Thompson here. From the UK originally, but when I was having trouble adapting to life in the States a friend recommended reading “Fear and Loathing….” That and Jack Kerouak’s “The Road”. Opened my eyes to the whole American way of life.
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@ eye witness
You sound strangely familiar. Hmmm ;)
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Dibblers’ pies are fine, just need plenty of sauce, i suggest wow-wow sauce, although don’t shake first.
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I think i’ll just have the sauce then if it’s all the same to you spider. Maybe with a bit of Lancr cheese.
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Mmmm Lancashire cheese and HP sauce on mine, thanks.
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Ooooh! F&L = Great movie.
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WE CAN’T STOP HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!
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Dear, Dear Inky,
It was from monkeys that organized religion sprang. FSM arose from the extruding dye-cutter of eternity. Can I pick bugs out of your hair and eat them? It sounds funny, I know. But it makes for strong social bonding…
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Oh yeah, we’re definetly the “bogged down” intellects of society. We are the ones who believe that a evolutionary process is needed for the eventual creation of a being that is self awared and has the ability to create whereas you believe in the sudden coming of a perfect being. Let us restate that NOTHING is created overnight, nothing changes to the dramatical effect that you have stated overnight, and nothing can become complex in its first form. I don’t know how many times we have to examine the genetic codes of our species and monkeys to prove you creationalists wrong. Though granted, the codes are in the founding forms of our true creator, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (hmm…talk about a contradictory retort). The fact is, if you can’t accept that you evolved somewhere in your life, then I agree, you aren’t human. :)
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“You disgust. Inky.” So, that can mean one of a few things.
If, for a moment, we assume that Inky is the one we disgust, then we must also assume that the period after “disgust” is a typo, in which case Inky considers himself so far above the rest of us, that he can refer to himself in the Third Person. The Royal We if you will.
If we assume that the period is in the place Inky meant it to be, than we must conclude he failed grade 3 grammer. As you can plainly see, he’s missing the subject. Who exactly do we disgust? We disgust who? Dogs? Monkies? Bananas? What?
And thus ends another meeting of the grammar club.
FSM FTW!
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Those of us who are obviously smarter than to think it’s real, but still go along with it, may be the better.
We know this is fake, but everyone needs a little imagination, and if this sparks it then it’s not a problem.
We aren’t ignorant, we just enjoy different things to amuse ourselves.
In fact if you think about it, posting on these sites and going along with it is a better way to amuse ourselves the someother ways.
RAmen
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the world is fucked up so its split up to asshole and people who under stand the truth
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Isn’t the IQ scale set so that the mean and mode are always 100? So, what again about the “collective IQ of humanity”?
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You’re one of those who only scan the meaning on the surface, you are no good at discreet or encryptic.
This is a sane part of the world, I can escape all the hatred you guys bring to the world.
The world is topsy-turvy and you decide to slag this off!
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@ neurone. Mean and modey. I like that :)
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Alright, I’ll try to resurrect a dying thread.
Hello, Inky. If you would like to resign from the human race, go ahead and do so. We’ll have to fix the IQ scale, though. You’ve been messing it up since you were born, and honestly, I’ve had enough of that. I’m sorry to say that for non-humans, there are no beer volcanoes and stripper factories.
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@Inky
I basically agree with you, we probably are not, I am certainly not more intelligent than the rest of the human race, that collectively means not ax exciting IQ. And, yes, we may as well wait for monkeys to grow up to observe really smart animals.
My question is. What makes you feel you’re more intelligent?
Oh, I see, you wrote to this website that we all are dumb. That requires very hi IQ indeed. I’m impressed, very impressed.
It would have required yyyyears of deep thought and mental elaboration to me.
You must come from a race superior than humans.
Are you from Vulcan? (oh, btw, what if for volcanoes FSM meant Vulcanians?)
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If you have decided to resign yourself from the human race, then why not come and find love and meaning in Christianity, god loves you and will welcome you with open arms…… SUCKER!!!!!!!!
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“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a manâ€
isnt that in the start of an avenged sevenfold song?
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“for non-humans, there are no beer volcanoes and stripper factories.”
Thats not true. If you read the holy scripture it clearly states that there is also a midget. So if he resign the human race he can use this loophole and become a midget.
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“neurone”
Usa have a slightly diffrent standard when calculating. This is for balancing the USA average with the world average.
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“If you read the holy scripture it clearly states that there is also a midget. So if he resign the human race he can use this loophole and become a midget.”
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Umm…. :))
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sevenfold avenged pictures christ sevenfold avenged
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