What’s the deal…. I mean, given, I drink a lot, but- DO SO MANY PEOPLE REALLY TAKE THIS THAT SERIOUSLY??? (and not in the way that might stand a possibility of raising their consciousness a bit…) I’m starting to think that the world is divided into those who get the joke, and those who are woefully oblivious. I get the point, and it IS brutal, but the number of folks getting bogged down in the details is starting to seriously lower my opinion of the collective IQ of humanity… a LOT. I resign my membership in the human race… at least until the monkeys posing as humans decide to grow up. Samuel Clemens would be appalled….(all the way to the bank)
“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man” Dr Johnson
in disgust, Inky
First post!
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Bastard!
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I don’t even have anything to say about inkys witlessness!
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@Nick the Missionary
And?
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“I resign my membership in the human race…”
Ok then.
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That post should make some of you think long and hard here. That is what it was meant to do.
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“I’m starting to think that the world is divided into those who get the joke, and those who are woefully oblivious.”
He didn’t get the joke and is woefully oblivious.
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So compare this with the amount of people who take a 2000 year old dead guy seriously, to the point where they deliberately falsify history, both biological and geological, just so they can have control over the masses.
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At least we admit to falsifying history.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Fabrication
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Or the word is divided into those who get the joke and chuckle to themselves, those who get the joke and then proceed to act like complete idiots about it(you), and those who are oblivious to it.
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Thumper you finally said something that was right.
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@Innocent Bystander
Are you slow much?
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Innocent Bystander Thanks for the complement. Don’t worry about that other thumper. She’s just an asshole.
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Wrong sex Thumper pretend :)
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A little more impersonation there my groupie?
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Here I go. Talking to myself again I really must stop doing this.
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“I get the point, and it IS brutal, but the number of folks getting bogged down in the details is starting to seriously lower my opinion of the collective IQ of humanity…”
C’mon, give us some figures: wouldn’t we Pastafarians all like to know how many of us there are EXACTLY? That would help our prophet a lot.
RAmen to you Pirates!
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@Thumper pretend Jan 27th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
“Here I go. Talking to myself again I really must stop doing this.”
You are but a poor substitute child. Have you tried getting a girfriend?
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@ one of you. How did Australia Day go? Remember any of it :)
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DO SO MANY PEOPLE REALLY TAKE THIS THAT SERIOUSLY???
If we don’t act like it is real the satire doesn’t work. I think this should be obvious.
And that quote doesn’t really fit.
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Australia day was… interesting for me.
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Couldn’t drink (because I’d forgotten to get myself off the roster for 6:30 the next fucking morning), our city couldn’t settle on one display, so we had three councils vying against each other trying to outdo themselves.
Oh, and two of the fireworks barges caught fire.
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“Oh, and two of the fireworks barges caught fire.”
Cool!
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“Oh, and two of the fireworks barges caught fire.â€
5337l\l355! ^_^
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@ Jingles. Hahahaha! Apart from the beer thing. Not funny! Still, you weren’t on the receiving end of the last ODI. I tell you what, I hope that everyone who went to see the buggers, on their victory tour of London, turn up to greet them this year.
I’ve got some pretty whiffy eggs that are looking for a home :)
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You gonna egg the team? That’s just a little unsporting, wot? Try to restrict yourself to the selectors, and whoever came up with the *brilliant* idea of playing the exact same field placings in these Ashes as the last. Oh… and give Giles a few cartons from me. Anyone that sooks like he does deserves everything they get (he really doesn’t help with the whinging Pom persona).
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Jingles. Giles acts like a kid who’s had heir favourite toy taken off them. Anyone who order truckloads of mugs with “The King of Spin” on them is, well?? To get them wrong so they say “The King of Spain” hahahahahaha! Numpty!
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I’ve a lot of sympathy for Tres. The papers slated him for lacking moral fibre and letting the team down by not going. Shit, half of the team should have had some of the balls he had. He knew he wasn’t up to it so did the right thing.
Did you hear that Fletcher has publicly apologised? Good job I’m against Capital punishment or I’d be in the mob demanding blood :)
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A little unsporting? Me? We’re not exactly known for that where I come from.
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Nah… ol’ Stresscothick ain’t too bad. I mean just look at what happened to Martyn. Similar thing. He just couldn’t take the stress anymore, and retired.
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Even so, it’s always sad when a cricketer gives up.
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As for Fletcher, well, unless he cures AIDS in the next week, his balls will be on a stick…
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Yeah. I met David Bairstow once. I’d just got the opening slot in the school team and my Dad took me to buy my first “serious” bat. A Saint Peter’s. Hand made job. Met David in the sales office. Poor sod!
I’ve had a few beers with Vaughny too. At The SkyRack in Leeds (pub). He seemed a nice guy, not one to suffer from stress though :)
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Yeah. Mr D Fletcher is NOT a popular man at the moment.
Thing is, it looks like we’re going to make the same mistake with the rugby too! If they’re not 100% fit, DON’T sodding well play them!
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“A Saint Peter’s. Hand made job.”
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Nice… alas I never had the sporting ability to justify buying anything like that. So I save my money for the two most important things at any sports ground; Hot pies and COLD beer!
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Ah well. It’s funny how the mighty have fallen. A year ago, they were gods among men. Now, you wouldn’t go near ‘em with a pooper-scooper.
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Hmmm. Beer is good. Very good!
How the mighty have fallen. Yup. Obviously I wanted a 5-0 slaughter of Australia. That said, it’s a good lesson for England – Don’t get too f***ing clever lads. We weren’t good enough.
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Anyone can win one series. If you can’t reproduce the results then they aren’t worth shit!
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I’ve still got the SP. Polyarmoured – so you can tell it’s vintage :)
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Catch you later. It’s gone 0300 and I need to *try* to sleep!
RAmen
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Sorry I missed the Australia/beer/sports/beer discussion… sounded good!
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As Marx once said “I refuse to belong to a club that would accept someone like me as a member”. It’s canoodle time.
Tom
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To Inky… First of all, I like your name! Believe it or not I am currently wearing a shirt with Inky (the PacMan ghost) on the front! Cool!
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Secondly, don’t count on the head monkey-posing-as-human ever growing up. His name is George W. Bush and I’m afraid he’ll never even reach true monkey intelligence.
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So, if you’re not going to be human any more, what’s it gonna be? I was thinking that Vulcan or Cardassian would be cool. Just my two cents.
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OK, here’s a lesson on the colelctive IQ of humanity.
The average IQ is 100 (a bit less for USA). This means that 49.99999% of the world’s population has an IQ of 99 or less.
Ergo, there are a lot of stoopid people, and in nations where they get the vote, unfortunately their opinions have an effect, and you tend to find politicians stoop to please “the bungled and the botched”.
Sad, but true.
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Truer words could not be said, LSM!! RAmen to you! In the case of the U.S., our dear president doesn’t have to stoop at ALL to please “the bungled and the botched†because he IS one of them.
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no, no, the spaghetti monster is real. i saw it. him. they. the noodly one. it was tasty.
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A conversation about cricket on FSM – I’ve seen it all now.
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Hardly! You should have seen the one Aussie Rules.
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one *on* Aussie rules
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well since the subject matter of this hatemil is so damned uninteresting (another idiot failing to see the point of CoFSM), it seems that turning to a conversation on cricket (or what the hell, Aussie Rules) is the logical conclusion.
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I don’t think Inky gets it.
He’s doing the “I get it: Bible is unbelievable nonsense. FSM is no more unbelievable. What does that say about the Bible? Yeah. Whatever. That doesn’t make you clever you know. Though it does throw the stupidity of fundamental Christians in to very sharp relief” argument.
But he’s missed the point. The FSM is singificantly less unbelievable that the Bible and it’s moral guidance (whatever – just don’t fuck each other up – OK?) is far more compatible with modern society AND we have a graph.
If Christianity, Judaism and Islam are some of the biggest religions in town, you really ought to start looking at the FSM because it scores higher in all categories:
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Credibility
Morality
Grog
Wenches
Number of Graphs
Scientific Backing
Wenches
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People talk about the comfort they derive from religion. But what comfort can be better than a nice cold glass of grog and the warmth of a good wench?
RAmen
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Pureé Reason Jan 28th, 2007 at 4:56 am
“A conversation about cricket on FSM – I’ve seen it all now.”
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Hehehehe. Yeah. Well, this is a site for worship isn’t it. Anyway God is Good had done a runner on another thread.
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Oh, and good Captain, don’t forget that the CofFSM does not have any tithing requirements. This alone makes it a much better deal. In fact, FSM tops the list of Bargain Religions. I’m so proud.
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And the FSM population has the highest average IQ as well. See my post (way down) on the “Idiots” thread.
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yeah, it’s not that all christians are dumb (I hope), it’s just that the ones who are were somehow endowed with very loud voices.
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“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a manâ€
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Check the name, but I hardly see how it applies here
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All I know of it was that it was used in the Bat Country music video. Good song, creepy video.
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How dare you insult our pasta formed God! May he smite you into submission!
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To Inky:
If you’re sooo disgusted, then why do bother to post with the rest of us “idiots”?
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Inky
Hey cool, I’m not a human either! I’m most definitely Romulan, and I think I can vouch for all Romulans everywhere when I say that you aren’t allowed to be one of us, you’re gonna be some stupid Star Wars alien like a Wookie.
Pfft, stupid Wookies.
RAmen
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Hey! I get the joke, but this is great for us people who dont like any other religion. I happened to quite like this idea, so this is my new official religion.
If you dont like it, I dont really care. Ok? Great. Bye then
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