What’s the deal…. I mean, given, I drink a lot, but- DO SO MANY PEOPLE REALLY TAKE THIS THAT SERIOUSLY??? (and not in the way that might stand a possibility of raising their consciousness a bit…) I’m starting to think that the world is divided into those who get the joke, and those who are woefully oblivious. I get the point, and it IS brutal, but the number of folks getting bogged down in the details is starting to seriously lower my opinion of the collective IQ of humanity… a LOT. I resign my membership in the human race… at least until the monkeys posing as humans decide to grow up. Samuel Clemens would be appalled….(all the way to the bank)
“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man” Dr Johnson
in disgust, Inky
@Linguini Lass
Cut My Own Throat Dibbler? Didn’t know he sold pies. What’s Gaspode’s oppinion on them?
Oh yes, meat pies, (his description of “meat” leaves a lot to be desired), sausages inna bun, rat onna stick. Since Gaspode is a street dog and suffers from many diseses, including “licky end”, my guess is he would probably eat most anything from CMOT Dibbler.
@Alchemist
“A little unsporting? Me? We’re not exactly known for that where I come from.”
Where’s that? A church?
-Stop Teddy. Put those claws away (I assume you’re being sarcastic…:)
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Skyrack, that place is a dump (well, okay, not too bad, but meh! Must exaggerate). Get to a decent pub. Maybe a long walk from H. for most, but I think if you head Otley way a short distance you’ll find something on the right…. Learnt something interesting in the Skyrack though. You can float naked smarties on Caffreys (quite a few), and quavers and caffreys is a truly disgusting mix. Avoid it. I take it you’ve hit the north bar (shocking how many haven’t).
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I thought he would be referring to the fundies. By why e-mail the prophet when he could just come straight to a thread?
Teddy. Me? Sarcastic? I’m a lay preacher in my local baptist church (coff, coff).
We used to get the beer’s in from the Oak where they had oversized glasses and walk across the road to the Skyrack where they didn’t have metered pumps! Every little helps (could have been the other way round, hazy days :))
Otley’s a beermeister’s heaven! I’ve heard it’s a bit nasty there now. Do you know Hebden at all! I’ve always dreamed of getting a barge on the canal and smoking my way into the record books :) Hippy at heart.
Man, The dimensions! I didn’t know everyone was part of an alternate reality (thread).
I have to catch up.
“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man†Dr Johnson
NO NO NO!!! NOT Dr. Johnson… That quote is from Dr. Hunter S. THOMPSON (Doctor of Divinity, I might add)
“Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” should be considered for a possible gospel for us. I highly recommend it! :)
Ahhh…Fear and Loathing…ahhhh…*sigh*
@ Outback Jack
Big fan of H.S. Thompson here. From the UK originally, but when I was having trouble adapting to life in the States a friend recommended reading “Fear and Loathing….” That and Jack Kerouak’s “The Road”. Opened my eyes to the whole American way of life.
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@ eye witness
You sound strangely familiar. Hmmm ;)
Dibblers’ pies are fine, just need plenty of sauce, i suggest wow-wow sauce, although don’t shake first.
I think i’ll just have the sauce then if it’s all the same to you spider. Maybe with a bit of Lancr cheese.
Mmmm Lancashire cheese and HP sauce on mine, thanks.
Ooooh! F&L = Great movie.
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WE CAN’T STOP HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!
Dear, Dear Inky,
It was from monkeys that organized religion sprang. FSM arose from the extruding dye-cutter of eternity. Can I pick bugs out of your hair and eat them? It sounds funny, I know. But it makes for strong social bonding…
Oh yeah, we’re definetly the “bogged down” intellects of society. We are the ones who believe that a evolutionary process is needed for the eventual creation of a being that is self awared and has the ability to create whereas you believe in the sudden coming of a perfect being. Let us restate that NOTHING is created overnight, nothing changes to the dramatical effect that you have stated overnight, and nothing can become complex in its first form. I don’t know how many times we have to examine the genetic codes of our species and monkeys to prove you creationalists wrong. Though granted, the codes are in the founding forms of our true creator, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (hmm…talk about a contradictory retort). The fact is, if you can’t accept that you evolved somewhere in your life, then I agree, you aren’t human. :)
“You disgust. Inky.” So, that can mean one of a few things.
If, for a moment, we assume that Inky is the one we disgust, then we must also assume that the period after “disgust” is a typo, in which case Inky considers himself so far above the rest of us, that he can refer to himself in the Third Person. The Royal We if you will.
If we assume that the period is in the place Inky meant it to be, than we must conclude he failed grade 3 grammer. As you can plainly see, he’s missing the subject. Who exactly do we disgust? We disgust who? Dogs? Monkies? Bananas? What?
And thus ends another meeting of the grammar club.
FSM FTW!
Those of us who are obviously smarter than to think it’s real, but still go along with it, may be the better.
We know this is fake, but everyone needs a little imagination, and if this sparks it then it’s not a problem.
We aren’t ignorant, we just enjoy different things to amuse ourselves.
In fact if you think about it, posting on these sites and going along with it is a better way to amuse ourselves the someother ways.
RAmen
the world is fucked up so its split up to asshole and people who under stand the truth
Isn’t the IQ scale set so that the mean and mode are always 100? So, what again about the “collective IQ of humanity”?
You’re one of those who only scan the meaning on the surface, you are no good at discreet or encryptic.
This is a sane part of the world, I can escape all the hatred you guys bring to the world.
The world is topsy-turvy and you decide to slag this off!
@ neurone. Mean and modey. I like that :)