What's the deal at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

What’s the deal

Published by henderob January 27th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

What’s the deal….Â I mean, given, I drink a lot, but- DO SO MANY PEOPLE REALLY TAKE THIS THAT SERIOUSLY??? (and not in the way that might stand a possibility of raising their consciousness a bit…) I’m starting to think that the world is divided into those who get the joke, and those who are woefully oblivious. I get the point, and it IS brutal, but the number of folks getting bogged down in the details is starting to seriously lower my opinion of the collective IQ of humanity… a LOT. I resign my membership in the human race… at least until the monkeys posing as humans decide to grow up. Samuel Clemens would be appalled….(all the way to the bank)

“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man”Â Dr Johnson

in disgust, Inky

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41 Alchemist Jan 28th, 2007 at 11:16 am

PureÃ© Reason Jan 28th, 2007 at 4:56 am
“A conversation about cricket on FSM - Iâ€™ve seen it all now.”
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Hehehehe. Yeah. Well, this is a site for worship isn’t it. Anyway God is Good had done a runner on another thread.
42 Marc McOar Jan 28th, 2007 at 11:48 am

Oh, and good Captain, don’t forget that the CofFSM does not have any tithing requirements. This alone makes it a much better deal. In fact, FSM tops the list of Bargain Religions. I’m so proud.
43 Wench Beth Jan 28th, 2007 at 12:55 pm

And the FSM population has the highest average IQ as well. See my post (way down) on the “Idiots” thread.
44 Dread Wench L'TUAE Jan 28th, 2007 at 2:06 pm

yeah, it’s not that all christians are dumb (I hope), it’s just that the ones who are were somehow endowed with very loud voices.
45 Beastly Rich Jan 28th, 2007 at 2:09 pm

â€œHe who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a manâ€
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Check the name, but I hardly see how it applies here
46 Dread Wench L'TUAE Jan 28th, 2007 at 2:25 pm

All I know of it was that it was used in the Bat Country music video. Good song, creepy video.
47 Pasta Riot Jan 28th, 2007 at 2:42 pm

How dare you insult our pasta formed God! May he smite you into submission!
48 cuttlefish rule Jan 28th, 2007 at 2:45 pm

To Inky:
If you’re sooo disgusted, then why do bother to post with the rest of us “idiots”?
49 Pixel Pete Jan 28th, 2007 at 3:02 pm

Inky
Hey cool, I’m not a human either! I’m most definitely Romulan, and I think I can vouch for all Romulans everywhere when I say that you aren’t allowed to be one of us, you’re gonna be some stupid Star Wars alien like a Wookie.
Pfft, stupid Wookies.
RAmen
50 Elleaha Jan 28th, 2007 at 5:43 pm

Hey! I get the joke, but this is great for us people who dont like any other religion. I happened to quite like this idea, so this is my new official religion.
If you dont like it, I dont really care. Ok? Great. Bye then
51 Captain Mad John Kidd Jan 28th, 2007 at 6:11 pm

Welcome aboard, Elleaha. Where are you from? We’re compiling a list of countries. Help yourself to the buffet table next to the keg of grog. And my you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage.

RAmen

MJK
52 hey man, its like....noodly... Jan 28th, 2007 at 8:20 pm

hey inky…. none of us care about what you think in the exact same way you dont care about what you think…. if you beleive us, good, if you dont, fine… whats it going to matter to us?
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WWAPD? drink some grog, thats what…
53 theAntibush Jan 28th, 2007 at 8:49 pm

um…guys?

I don’t think Inky meant that post the way it seems. I think he was referring to the fundies that constantly wage war against CoFSM. You know, the ones who always post…”you guys are fucking idiots, you’re just a bunch of geeks who haven’t gotten laid in some indeterinate time period (varies from fundie to fundie), you’re all going to hell, i can’t believe you retards actually believe that fucking spaghetti could bla bla bla, i will eat your spaghetti god for dinner, etc…”

I think that’s who Inky’s post was aimed at. If I’m right, then his post is on target. If I’m wrong, god-buddha-jaweh-ghandi-allah-jesus-jerry falwell-amonra-zoroaster-voltron (or whoever gets around to it first) help us all!
54 God? Pasta? what has more letters? Jan 29th, 2007 at 7:46 am

Well i think it was kinda pointed at both the crazy anti-noodlistics AND some of us Pastafarians. The guy claims that we are dumb because he obiously hasn’t been touched by His Noodlyness. I believe that Inky is a direct decendent of Noah AND is probably between 10-12 ft tall (due to the fact that He strongly dislikes Inky)
55 Gnocci Man Jan 29th, 2007 at 1:55 pm

Is he targeting us or the fundamentalists?
56 ClaprÃ¡n Jan 29th, 2007 at 2:21 pm

I suppose he might be disgusted at the fundies who take this really seriously as a threat to their religion/cult/brainwash school/whatever, it wouldn’t be hate-mail then though, he could also think we all truely and deeply believe in the FSM…cue protestations of belief
57 Alchemist Jan 29th, 2007 at 2:29 pm

Not from me Clapran :)
58 EarthRise Jan 29th, 2007 at 7:02 pm

So does this mean we get to mock Inky as being subhuman?
59 Linguini Lass Jan 30th, 2007 at 10:37 am

Jingles,
Next time you are buying hot pies, make sure the seller is not C.M.O.T Dibbler! (I’ve heard his rat onna stick is better, but stay away from sausages inna bun too.)
60 Wench Beth Jan 30th, 2007 at 1:07 pm

To Linguini Lass… eeewwww, yucky!!!!

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