wow, this site has to be full of the biggest crackheads i have ever heard of. Idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster, and more idiots complaining about it, goddamn. let me lay things straight here
1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die
2. The concerned christians who post on this site are just as dumb. who the fuck cares about this little site? you’re only bringing attention to it by posting. and for the record, fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well. I hate every last one of you. and i don’t care if i’m feuling your quest for a lower IQ, ffs, you’re all just a bunch of nerds who decided that it might be funny to listen to the crackhead named Bobby Henderson.
anyways, have fun losers, i’m gonna go to my girlfriends house now. i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.
sincerely,
nonsectarian
Oh yeah and PlagueChicken
“The idea of God sacrificing himself to himself in order to prevent himself sending us all to hell for committing sins because of the way he made us, and which he knew we were going to do anyway, is a little hard to swallow”
Wow, i mean wow. Kinda makes the whole eternal forgiveness seem a bit less meaningful, especially since he makes us beg.
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@Johnny Corvette
“I would expect that someone could use your argument against you. They could say that the level of activation energy required to foment life could only be the hand of God and is a one time deal. Ie the bar being so high only a divine pole vaulter can get over. My understanding (somewhat loosely connected to my worldview) has indeed been that original life based on two chemicals reacting to an activation energy event is the ONLY inferred theory that precludes the existence of the divine. But as you correctly state it is more my lack of certain knowledge that steers my views.”
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Infrequent events are covered by physics without the need for any devine hand. But as you state that it is lack of certain knowledge that keeps us from agreeing on this one, it seems we’ll have to leave the interesting discussion about it for now. Hopefully we will find another topic to debate soon. Or if you are indeed reading up on it, as you state below, then please return to the subject lateron.
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“My intelligence penalty points buy me time at the local library and book store.”
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Why don’t we call them ‘knowledge penalty points’? At some stage I asserted that it was lack of knowledge or understanding that drove your belief in a devine creator. As you don’t seem to lack intelligence, understanding shouldn’t be the problem. It would be interesting to see if reading on the matter will make us agree. I’ll gladly recommend ‘Climbing Mount Improbable’ again (though I haven’t read it myself). Or, if you’re into a bit dryer, non-popular science reading, any book on Amazon that sounds like ‘Introduction to reaction kinetics’ should do.
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“As far as you being a pompous arse I think it is in your Dutch heritage (wink). All that hagelslag you know.”
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Oh yes, that is a convenient way out for me. It’s not me personally. It’s the country I was born in. But then how come Red DutchPasta Kid is so much nicer than me?
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I think nonsectarian’s “girlfriend” is of the blow-up variety.
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Nonsectarian has a BOYFRIEND, pirates!! Which I have zero problem with… just why did you have to lie about it, Non? Are you ashamed of being gay? If so, welcome to Pastafarianism which accepts EVERYONE with open arms… I mean, noodles!
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@DPG “‘Introduction to reaction kinetics’ ”
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Dear FSM nooooooo!
You’ll be getting into vacuum energy next. I’m going to hide behind the settee :)
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Nonsectarian, TWO girlfriends!
Lefty, and rightie!
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DPG: It’s not me personally. It’s the country I was born in. But then how come Red DutchPasta Kid is so much nicer than me?
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“Blush” Thank You DPG, that is so kind :).
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Captain EmilyRose: Yeah I noticed as well, I guess it’s because they are guys themselves, and unlike our pirate friends here, they are unable to consider anyone other than themselves. Or in other words: they are dumb, selfish little %$^(*&^.
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You folks are forgetting that the principles of slack over-rule this pasta-based deity. The subgenius have already pondered these facts. –Bob
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Dude this spackhead needs a serious chill out, i just visited and this site seems imense. I LOVE RANDOM. It is really quite funny. Any way i would like to point out i dont think that these christian people’s diety is jesus. i think that would be god. you know as in god. the dude that sits up in the sky doing jack all all day
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Spackhead! Ooops!
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The spelling; the grammar! It burns my eyes!! How come the ones who can find all the holes in stupid theories and recognize the foolishness of others are the ones with the low IQ’s. Since when are physics majors “crackheads”? Oh yeah, since Christianity; silly me, the most intelligent and understanding people in the world are full of zombie crap.
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@BobDobbs Jan 30th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
“You folks are forgetting that the principles of slack over-rule this pasta-based deity. The subgenius have already pondered these facts. –Bob”
The FSM is not slack…just drunk/hungover…alot!
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@BobDobbs
Don’t forget the doctrine of “make your own damn church!” as ranted here and there by Stang.
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Do any girl Fundies post here? I’ve only seen guys so far, and I wonder if there’s a difference.
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God and the FMS are one and the same.
All religeons are one and the same.
It’s just we humans like to make up little details to give us an excuse to wage war.
@Lolli Popoff- I believe the old gag was “Lefty” and “Jill,” referencing that the thumb and forefinger of the right hand make a J shape, the middle an I, the ring and pinky Ls.
Additionally, assuming God does exhist, who are we to say we know why he does things or what he’ll do. I mean, he’s GOD. He’ll do whatever he wants, and I don’t think any mortal brain is capable of comprehending omnipotence. If God wants us to eat him, well, why not? I’ll drink my wine as I dine on my pasta and bread, thank you much. I’m ok with that.
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“The concerned christians who post on this site are just as dumb. who the fuck cares about this little site?”
You just did… thanks for cooperating with our cause
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I find it funny that he calls us a “little site” when this site gets more hits then any religious site hes ever been to.
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lefty and righty?
hehehehehehehehhehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehheheh
That was good!!!!!!!
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*Masculine* Meh, I have 4 girlfriends. And some boy friends. That makes me better than this Mr Nonsectarian.
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@ Dread Wench L’TUAE
Do you really think girl fundies are allowed opinions? Remember, I said fundies, examples below the mental level of religiousness (or whatever the word is) don’t count
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of course. female fundies exist only to cook, clean and breed. and in the case of Becky Fisher (ala Jesus Camp), horribly corrupt young and innocent minds with psychological drivel and outright child-abuse.
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ahoy all!
if there are any female fundis who want to debate / argue/ mud wrestle then feel free to engage us here! i’m sure there’s many a pirate or wench that’d be glad to discuss /wrestle with you. i’m sure you can keep up with the usual drivel we get from your male counterpart, so come on put them to shame and accept the challenge!
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Careful, if you say they’re as good as the men, the men might get all threatened and lock them away so as to insure no little women ever upstage their warrior stance against us heatens
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Or heathens even…ahem
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“heatens” Cos’ we are so hawt!
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There was a post once by ‘a girl’ who said something like “Jesus saves…not religion” as answer to our religion bashing and there was some more drivel there. So she might turn into a woman fundie in a while. One who posts in this forum even.
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@PlagueChicken: “The idea of God sacrificing himself to himself in order to prevent himself sending us all to hell for committing sins because of the way he made us, and which he knew we were going to do anyway, is a little hard to swallow.”
Did you formulate this on your own, or is it a quote? In the first case: great job! In the second: thanks for sharing it!
RAmen to you Pirates!
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I just love this whole thread! Either that or my meds are kicking in.
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Anyone from the Republic of the Congo Burundi or am I only one who owns a computer there?
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Hooray, and welcome to a Congo Burundian!
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“if there are any female fundis who want to debate / argue/ mud wrestle then feel free to engage us here! i’m sure there’s many a pirate or wench that’d be glad to discuss /wrestle with you.”
Discuss, yes. Wrestle, mabey, but only if some form of punching is allowed, because I’m sure they’ll fight dirty. The catfights at my school are a sight to see.
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Dread Wench.
:) To rude to post :)
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For those who believe nonsectarian has a girlfriend no proof is possible.
For those who believe he has a boyfriend no proof is necessary.
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I’m impressed!
I thought for sure he was into self mutilation.
Er’ I meant self stimulation.
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Hairy palms are an occupational hazard for some Lolli :)
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Do hairy palms give an uinfair advantage in mud wrestling? (note to self must stop thinking out loud…)
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hello, people. i was reading my Gospel today. i was drawn to the section regarding pirates and wisdom teeth. i have decided, in memory of our qnxestors, i will not have mine removed.
holy are his meatballs,
RAmen.
PS I feel we should ALL ALWAYS write RAmen with capital R’s and A’s after posts. i feel its important for some unknown, probably dumb, reason.
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Gomer, impressive as your dedication is, sometimes i write RAmen, sometimes the A is an a, sometime i don’t bother. There’s more important things to worry about. Relax, find some grog, all is well…..
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Hey all! my friend just pointed this site out to me today. i just wanted to say that FSM kicks ass!!
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I know it’s a coupla days late (my comp poopied itself), but at L’tuae, if you want the ultimate female fundi, look no further than the dreaded BLR (May FSM protect me).
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BLR was no regukar fundie…she was some kind of horrible, schizophrenic fundie-concentrate. no regular christian believes they are the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary
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Hmmm… but going by their emails, they do think they are god, or at the very least, god’s hand on earth. Oh well.
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Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, check this out…
( http://www.churchhopping.com/ten-verses-never-preached-on/#comment-1922 )
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@Jingles Feb 2nd, 2007 at 12:08 am
“if you want the ultimate female fundi, look no further than the dreaded BLR (May FSM protect me).”
Jingles how could you type the name that shall not be named!
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Hahahahah… you have to push the boundaries. If there is no fear, there can be no fun. Anyway, it could be worse; I didn’t mention TLM…
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Jingles
Last seen cowering behind the couch, with bells on.
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This is great. I love people who constantly post this propganda against our wonderful FSM. Yes I might be a christian, but FSM has a special place in my heart, and on my plate. As was said before me, to eat the FSM, is to worship the FSM.
Oh…and you people writing hatemail? Try to be a little orginal with your posts please….I feel like I’m reading a forum full of 12 year olds trying, and failing, to be what the precieve as both “funny” and “cool.”
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@nonsectarian –
1) Moron – See ‘Satire’
2) The jokes on you – your girlfriend is my ex – so I ATE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
3) I also already used every orifice she has, so if you have been there, I have been there first. That’s right, I left my man juice in every orifice that woman has (she was freaky for me) so next time you kiss her, think about that.
4) Our deity is not spagetti, that is just the form that he shows himself to us in. He could show up as a tree (not very mobile) or a donkey (hard to get respect) but he chose flying spagetti. It is hard to ignore flying spagetti.
5) Quit being a hater. If I want to believe, and it does not impact your life, then LEAVE ME THE F**K ALONE.
Thank you very much.
John
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Oh, BLR was a person? I used to think you guys were using an acronym for either a stupid association or that freaky movie.
And a very great welcome to Tainted Kumquat!
RAmen. Note the A.
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Wow. Someone woke on the wrong side of the bed, huh?
I’m Catholic, don’t like the jibes at Catholicism, but swings at ID is OK. Never heard of Girlfriends, either – here we have Concubines. Not supposed to, but…
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hi Pirates, I’m a bit of an athiest but respect your belief’s. My son came accross a leaflet on ID in his Religious Ed class here in South Australi, amongst other RE info brought in by a visiting youth minister. It was ‘Frequently Asked Questions – What about evolution?’ by christianityworks.com. He realized it gave a slanted view on creationalism and was not supposed to be there.
So bieng a lover of the open sea, pasta Calabrese and equal opportunity, if the leaflets aren’t removed, he is going to put some FSM material out as well.
Blessed Be, Moth
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@Moth
“So being a lover of the open sea, pasta Calabrese and equal opportunity, if the leaflets aren’t removed, he is going to put some FSM material out as well.
Blessed Be, Moth”
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Excellent to hear from you. You’re son will have an army of converts in no time. No hard sell required. :)
RAmen
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