wow, this site has to be full of the biggest crackheads i have ever heard of. Idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster, and more idiots complaining about it, goddamn. let me lay things straight here
1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die
2. The concerned christians who post on this site are just as dumb. who the fuck cares about this little site? you’re only bringing attention to it by posting. and for the record, fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well. I hate every last one of you. and i don’t care if i’m feuling your quest for a lower IQ, ffs, you’re all just a bunch of nerds who decided that it might be funny to listen to the crackhead named Bobby Henderson.
anyways, have fun losers, i’m gonna go to my girlfriends house now. i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.
sincerely,
nonsectarian
Spot on, shipmate.
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Ahoy all,
i suspect i know why Nonsectarian intends not to bring attention to our gathering here. he fears for his tenuous hold on his girlfriend, should she find out about us then she’ll become a wench for sure! which fine woman wouldn’t? think about it, you can wear what you like, carry a sword, drink grog and find yourself a pirate (or like minded wench) in comparison to small minded nutters….
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are you feeling any insecurities there, nonsectarian? given that you seem compelled to draw further attention to something you seem to believe is beneath your notice…
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don’t worry, if you still wet the bed at age 15 we pastafarians won’t reject you. does the pirtae ship have an absorbant hammock, just for poor cases like nonsectarian? since he feels the need to lash out at us in such a fashion, one can only believe that he’s trying to compensate for something.
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@Alice Wonder
Welcome. We are a very international pirate gang. A large UK contingent, which is logical given Brittains extensive maritime history. It has spilled over into its former colonies, like the US and Australia. And by now most of the world has become enlightened. In fact, only last week did a South African poster ‘2 minute noodle’ announce him/herself, looking to rid SA from the great heat by converting more pirates in his country. Care to let us know where you’re from?
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Dear all
I don’t like when people claim a persons IQ is low because he has a different way of believing. If you mean that this religion not suites your visions, then you should go to hell, or what you ever call it in your religion. This religion is might actually be better documented than Christianity or Islam.
I don’t believe in a religion that is based on stories that has passed from mouth to mouth in 2-400 years before it’s actually is written down. I can make up stories, so could our ancestors.
I believe that a person that can se beyond his own faith and argument for the better and the worse, is a person with a very high IQ. BUT, a person who only carp and nag is a person that isn’t interested in gathering knowledge, therefore his IQ must be so much smaller.
Tag den fedtøre! (shit it is on Danish!)
\Dylf
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Nava Spider:
which fine woman wouldn’t? … find yourself a pirate (or like minded wench)
Or both (a pirate and another wench). Both is allowed. If fact I think our church is so liberal the it may even be slightly encouraged.
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Welcome Dylf (sorry if you had been around longer I and hadn’t spotted you)
Another nationality. Wouldn’t it be nice to see how far we’ve spread? Why don’t we compile a small list. We’ve all seen posts from
Great Brittain (certainly England and N. Ireland, I seem to remember Wales too).
There was a poster called Irish. Are you from the republic?
Australia of course!
A number from the US
Netherlands
South Africa
It appears now also from Denmark.
I seem to remeber Sweden.
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Please copy-paste and add your country if you like.
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@nonsectarian: Well, which religion has more evidence, more documentation, more anything than pastafarianism?
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Oh, don’t forget Beast from tha east (russia)
James (that christian guy from germany)
That Polish girl… washername…
Some posts from Iraq (though I suppose they’re just poms and yanks that are fighting over there)
A couple of Brazilians ( :D )
Some Argentinians
Mexicans
Canadians
French
Spanish (or was it Portuguese?)
And I think a chinese girl
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Hmm. Just had a good read of nonsectarian’s post.
Poor spelling, calling us nerds and losers. A blatant mention that he has a girlfriend and oh so subtle hint that we haven’t.
All wrapped up in a warm “I’m much more clever than you” tone.
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Is TheLaughingMan back? Hey Daffodil, how is Rosy Red Palm? Doing much swimming or are the pool lights still broken?
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Thanks Jingles
So we have Pastafarians either liviong in or born in
Brittain
Australia
USA
Netherlands
South Africa
Russia
Germany
Brazil
Argentinia
Mexico
Canada
France
Spain
China
Ireland
Denmark
Sweden
Poland
And I should mention Switserland, as a collegue working at PSI brought my attention to FSM.
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Wow! His noodly embrace has covered so much of the world already. If your country is not here but you are a Pastafarian, or you know of countries that have been omitted, please copy-paste-add them to the list.
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Hey Alchemist,
I think you’re right the TLM is back.
The witless twat.
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And people say there is no such thing as a global pastafarian conspiracy.
Which of course there isn’t.
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Conspiracy? What Conspiracy? We’re just trying to enlighten people so that they too may feel the warm embrace of his noodly appendages. If you think only of how much good He brings to the world and indeed maybe to countless other alien worlds that he also created in those two magical seconds when he popped the lives of our ancestors into existence. We are blessed. We are truly blessed. Hail to all his noodly appendages! Who could ever claim even for a moment that we are doing things other than from the purest, highest, worthiests motives? Frail creatures though we may be, we are His creatures, doing His work. Only those who are in the service of Satan (rice eaters) and who need to have their eyes opened from their dark, spaghetti-less ways. So that all the world may join in jubilation for his Great Noodlyness.
Ramen.
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Oh, the ironing!
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Anyone who sees this as more than an illustration of the insensibility of ID should not be let near a computer. And if they DO see it as more than that then they should respect the views of other people. Creationists are respected after all. It sin’t worth getting excited over.
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@Saluyman
“Creationists are respected after all.”
Come again?
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@iron gill kidd
you’re right. that stuff is pretty gross. little chips of rice paper. and some crappy wine. i much prefer our beer volcano.
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Don’t forget Flanders, up to now still a part of Belgium. But not for long anymore!
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@Jean Bart
Ok then:
Belgium
Brittain
Australia
USA
Netherlands
South Africa
Russia
Germany
Brazil
Argentinia
Mexico
Canada
France
Spain
China
Ireland
Denmark
Sweden
Poland
Switserland
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@Vera Fedele Jan 28th, 2007 at 11:39 am (in the FSM ice thread)
FSM c’è! pure in inverno!
RAmen (and greetings from Italy).
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Ok, that’s another part of the Medditeranean covered.
Italy
Belgium
Brittain
Australia
USA
Netherlands
South Africa
Russia
Germany
Brazil
Argentinia
Mexico
Canada
France
Spain
China
Ireland
Denmark
Sweden
Poland
Switserland
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@nonsectarian
“i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.”
Come on you promissed!
We’re still waiting for you to tell us here in the BVI.
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And going thougg the forum adds New Zealand and Iceland, making it
Argentinia
Australia
Belgium
Brazil
Brittain
Canada
China
Denmark
France
Germany
Iceland
Ireland
Italy
Mexico
Netherlands
New Zealand
Poland
Russia
South Africa
Spain
Sweden
Switserland
USA
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@TheJ. Hahaha! Not the J?
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To Saluyman… name ONE creationist who is respected. I dare you.
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Regarding IQ, there has been a major study done to determine the IQ’s of Pastafarians versus those of the general population versus those of Bible-thumpers. The average Pastafarian IQ was 132. The general population was 99-100. The Bible-thumpers were 67.
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I rest my case.
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Guys!
Freedom of Religion!
Freedom of Speech!
And keep Religion out of science classes!
Evolution does not exclude the existence of a God.
I wish Pastafarianism would not be needed, but it might save some souls from extremism.
Just my 2 cents.
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Oh,
add Dubai, United Arab Emirates
to the list.
It’s a muslim country that is very tolerant, everyone is free to practise the religion of choice.
I believe in God. And because I do, I support the FSM movement with all my heart.
Please keep religion out of the government/schools/universities.
And to the ID people: If you cannot laugh about yourself, there is something wrong with you. Think about it.
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Ralf
“Oh, add Dubai, United Arab Emirates to the list. It’s a muslim country that is very tolerant, everyone is free to practise the religion of choice. I believe in God. And because I do, I support the FSM movement with all my heart.
Please keep religion out of the government/schools/universities.”
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Thanks Ralf. Your Middle East entry makes it
Argentinia
Australia
Belgium
Brazil
Brittain
Canada
China
Denmark
France
Germany
Iceland
Ireland
Italy
Mexico
Netherlands
New Zealand
Poland
Russia
South Africa
Spain
Sweden
Switserland
USA
United Arab Emirates
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Creationists are respected after all.
I agree that they are respected. But not by me.
Just so that we’ve got that clear.
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DPG, We spell it “Britain” (one t). Perhaps we drank the other one.
We like tea.
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I pray God to forgive you all, you think you’re very intelligent laughing of religion and God, just remember Einstein believed in God.
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creationists are respected by other creationists.
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Einstein never believed in your god he was a deist(sp).
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Thanks Marce.
Are you going to hell?
Or are you perfect? Got Milk?
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@Beastly Rich
You are right to correct Marce there. In an interview he once stated that what he had meant when he said ‘god’ was the beautiful ordering that is observeable in the laws of physics that govern the universe. Physics may have head a spiritual dimension for him. As for what religious people often like to hold up (’Einstein believed in God, do you think you’re smarter than he was?’), they should read the interview in which he said
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“It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly.”
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“I pray God to forgive you all, you think you’re very intelligent laughing of religion and God, just remember Einstein believed in God.”
Erm… I’m not sure he believed in YOUR god, thought he may have believed in some sort of supernatual force. And, why does god need to forgive me? I wasn’t aware I did anything illegal? Unless they found out about that one thing with the Volvo…….
Forget that. I admit nothing. ^_^
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I think it’s hilarious.
They can only find one bright person from the whole 20th century who believed in God and he didn’t.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
RAmen.
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It is hilarious. On the other hand, it’s also worrying. Such people have the right to drive a car. Buy a gun. Vote. Stand for office. And (AAAAAAARGHHH!!) they manage to get themselves into high office. Bugger.
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To nonsectarian (even though you probably don’t give a shit)-
Just one comment: I don’t consider myself a crackhead because I converted from worshipping a cuttlefish to the much more enlightened ways of worshipping a flying spaghetti monster. What about “This is a parody” do you not understand? If I were to consider myself a crackhead, it would because I did crack.
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I’d rather be an “idiot” (based on your definition), than someone who can’t take a damn good joke with a damn good message.
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@Marce
Einstein did believe in God, but last I checked Einstein couldn’t even tie his own shoes. He might have come up with a bunch of fun theories and an atom bomb, but he’s not as smart as they’d lead you to believe. Stephen Hawking is a smart guy, a cripple albeit but still a smart guy.
RAmen
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Also, Marce, Einstein is dead. Dead, dead, dead. Dead. So, he cannot confirm or refute your charge. Are there any smart guys that are still alive that you would like to mention?
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by saying that you will eat jesus, that is just saying that you are at least a little bit christian in that christians drink the ‘lords blood’ (wine), so, you are in fact all but the name in which you made for yourself (nonsectarian), thus making all of the other statements assumably false as well.
RAmen
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well technically eating spaghetti is not bad… Christians eat wine and bread and they think that it is Jesus…. in our case it’s the same thing
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“just remember Einstein believed in God.” Not your god. AS mentioned, I’m pretty sure he was a deist. And so what if he did believe in your god? Why should that affect our lives one ounce?
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The fundies are back, I could weep with joy.
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The other thing about the “Famous Scientist x believed in my God” argument is that scientist x is either Einstein (who didn’t) or has been dead for hundreds of years.
I don’t think I’m smarter than scientist x- it’s just that there’s a lot more evidence around against religion now than there was when scientist x was alive.
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Just to preempt the fundies about IDiot scientists: the Discovery comic duo (Behe and Dembski) haven’t produced anything that could withstand peer review.
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Oh you mean the Behehehehe and Dumbski clown duo?
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Forget peer review- Behe and Dembski haven’t produced anything that could withstand an inquisitive six year old.
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