wow, this site has to be full of the biggest crackheads i have ever heard of. Idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster, and more idiots complaining about it, goddamn. let me lay things straight here
1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die
2. The concerned christians who post on this site are just as dumb. who the fuck cares about this little site? you’re only bringing attention to it by posting. and for the record, fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well. I hate every last one of you. and i don’t care if i’m feuling your quest for a lower IQ, ffs, you’re all just a bunch of nerds who decided that it might be funny to listen to the crackhead named Bobby Henderson.
anyways, have fun losers, i’m gonna go to my girlfriends house now. i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.
sincerely,
nonsectarian
“you’re only bringing attention to it by posting.” HAHAHA!
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Say hi to your ‘girlfriend’ from me.
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@nonsectarian
“and i don’t care if i’m feuling your quest for a lower IQ”
I don’t think we could find anyone with an IQ much lower than yours.BTW have you ever heard of satire.
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“who the fuck cares about this little site? you’re only bringing attention to it by posting.”
Ironic much?
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@nonsectarian
This is an interesting novelty. Most fundies sofar seems to be same-sex oriented, given how much they talk about fuckin’ arseholes. While another recent fundie also had a girlfriend, she was a lesbian too. So tell us about your girlfriend then, nonsectarian. How did you get her to be with you, impressing her with your great intellect and vocabulary?
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Why do people always threaten to eat our peaceful FSM?
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@Sacreligous Sea-Dog
Because he tastes so good.
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1. Learn to spell
2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
3. Since when is science sectarian?
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For the millionth time, stop exaggerating. You are sooo opinionated. That post was so hypocritical, I’m not even going to respond to it.
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Oops! I just did.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Hypocrisy
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We don’t use crack; we use alcohol. You clearly don’t understand us very well.
-Avatar of Reason
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I love it that they feel the need to include some sort of heterosexual affirming statement, like *said in deep masculine voice* “i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.”
Note to nonsectarian: You voice will be even deeper when you hit puberty.
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It is necessary for them to defend their heterosexuality. After all, if they didn’t, we might get the wrong idea (what with their tendency to threaten to shove oars in the asses of other men).
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@Avatar of Reason “We don’t use crack; we use alcohol. You clearly don’t understand us very well.”
Maybe the “nonsectarian” referred to the noise our heads use to make each time we bang them against the wall in despair about the dumbness of our hatemailers.
RAmen to you Pirates!
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Amen to the wisdom of the non-sectarian, he dignifies our cause with his criticism. We weep for his poor girlfriend, how hard it must be to marry beneath oneself.
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now, let’s not dismiss crack so readily. it has it’s place, along with glue sniffing, self immolation and other practices. when i purchase meth from my gay male prostitute friends, i always make sure and have a supply of crack handy for that little extra boost. and when i’m preaching the gospel to millions of gay haters, i make sure to tell them that all drugs are evil and that they are probably going to hell if they don’t send me little susie’s college fund. don’t you see? without crack i might not be so awesome.
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Hi Ted,
Did you like the letter some of us signed?
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“fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well.”……you’ll eat Jesus? ….The FSM I can see, because he tastes so darn good, but….eating Jesus simply CAN’T be healthy for you.
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After all, he is a zombie. Can you saw Ewww…..
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Hey Ted… you should sign the letter!
Wouldn’t that just screw with your old churche’s mind?
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http://www.letter2ted.org
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hello
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Hello Xander168. Don’t be shy.
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Hello to you too. Be a gentleman, sign the letter!
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Mmmmm, Zombie on toast points.
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@iron gill kidd
“fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well.â€â€¦â€¦you’ll eat Jesus? ….The FSM I can see, because he tastes so darn good, but….eating Jesus simply CAN’T be healthy for you.
I thought they DID eat Jesus. “This is the body of the lord, eat it?”
But now I make an excellent point: legitimate religions ALWAYS steal something from other religions, just before becoming the dominant religion. We eat our deity too!
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@Nonsectarion
I really don’t see how someone can hate someone they have never met.I don’t hate anyone,and I hope I never do.You obviously don’t get the point of this site,as always with some people.(blind faith)
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Yes hello Xander168, are you left speechless, for some reason?
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Hi Peter, I’m just checking-out. How goes it?
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Hi Alchemist, I’m just dropping in. Had a really busy week. Bad weather to boot, I’ll drop a line ASAP. I’m just surfing at the momet.
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No problems. Take care Peter. I’m going to try to hit the hey now. Catch you later!
In booze we trust!
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G’nite Alchemist.
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To Nonsectarian… this is a family site. Please curb your offensive language and for HEAVEN’S SAKE (Heaven being the location of the beer volcano and stripper factory) go back to school and learn to SPELL!!! I am getting sick and tired of you F-grade students pretending that you can post the English language on this site.
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“who the fuck cares about this little site? you’re only bringing attention to it by posting.”
apparently, you care enough to bring even MORE attention to it. as for your girlfriend, if by “girlfriend” you don’t mean “my own hand,” then i feel sorry for the girl since she obviously isn’t bright enough to do better than you.
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@nonsectarian
Well, then. It seems that the nonbeliever is… retarded. Now, don’t get me wrong. Most people that are, physically OR mentally retarded are perfectly okay. It’s when you’re not smart enough to understand the most basic of ideas, like how to not polute the gene pool with your own DNA, that it bothers me. That, of course, leads me to what our nonbelieveing friend, nonsectarian, is, wich is socially retarded. This is truly sad. However, I’m quite certain that, one day, if he works at it, and with the help of his friends and loved ones, (read: Booze and Drugs), that he, too, will see the holy light of our Delicious Diety, and will perhaps join our cause. This, sadly, is unlikely, and His Holiest Noodley Appendage shall slurp him to the very bowles of hell. You know, the one with no hooker factory, and no beer fountain, and, of course, no pasta. Yes, it will be a sad day, but that day will come for him. But, perhaps, one day, we can finally live in peace from people that would persecute us, and we would live as one with the great FSM.
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To Nick, Pasta in his Soul Man… whoa, what else can you say to that grand speech but RAMEN!!!!!!! (And, yes, I did mean to capitalize all the letters :)
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Thank you, Wench Beth. May His Noodely Appendage be with you at all times, and may it guide you forever, until you reach the land of Pirates, Midgets, Beer, Hookers, and all other good things.
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Before you go to your girfriend’s. how about a bit of research to impress her first (before you show here your little unimpressive weener).
Look up the definitions of “parody” and “sarcasm”.
And you will be rewarded with pasta sauces made by 17 virgins.
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nonsectarian. Interesting post. By the way, is your girlfriend a sister of The Laughing Mans girlfriend? You two seem to have the same line of thought.
Just wondering?
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To LSM… ROTF, LOL!!!!!
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Okay, if you belive that the people who complain about the FSM are idiotic, then prove me wrong that your NOT complaining about the FSM. Also, just because you have a girlfriend dosent mean you have mastered life and now have the ability to eat spaghetti and waste your time complaining about the FSM. Come to think of it, how would your girlfirend feel if she knew you were on your Soap Box yelling at a bunch of Pirates about a Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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See… this why I’m no longer a Christain.
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ihatemyspace– Oh yeah, forgot about that. I still say it’s icky.
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Nonsectarian does not have a girlfriend. Prove me wrong, you Blue Meanie!
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Nonsectarian wrote: “anyways, have fun losers”
He left out a comma after the word fun. Fun is an adjective rather than a noun in his sentence, and it modifies losers. Instead of telling losers (by which he probably meant us) to have fun, he told us to have many a loser, each of which is fun. He is clearly oblivious. Nonsectarian, just so you know, we already have a losers on this website, and dealing with them is always fun. We call them “fundies.” Alternatively we call them by their name: Nonsectarian.
-Avatar of Reason
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Well, well, well. Greetings pastafarians. May I join you? *sits at the FSMism table*
Satire is not only entertaining, but in this case, it’s also rather tasty. Much better than the little bread they distribute as the zombi prophet’s body.
If you all don’t mind, I think I’ll stick around for a while.
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Ahoy, Alice! Welcome aboard! We’re always in need of new Wenches! I see you’ve helped yourself to the buffet next to the keg of grog. Pirates cannot live by garlic bread alone. We are a peace-loving lot, but we will defend ourselves mercilessly when attacked by funda mental ists and IDiots.
May you be forever touched by His Nooldy Appendage.
RAmen
MJK
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Welcome, Alice!! It’s great to have another wench in our midst :) Please stick around for as long as you like!
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Hi Alice!
Welcome aboard!
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@ Alice
Yarrrr… it be good to have another wench board our motley crew! Welcome! Grab some grog! Another sentance ended with an exclamation mark!
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@MJK
“We are a peace-loving lot”
Except when we’re a-plunderin’. Arrrrr!
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Avast, me hearties! What a welcoming bunch!
I was hoping to be touched… by His Noodly Appendage, that is. Nooldy is all I’ve got. Well, a girl can dream.
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@ Jingles
I was referring to the Gospel that we have the lowest death rate do to hate of any religion, but you are quite right, me heartie, when in doubt, plunder. Arrrgh!!!
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Oh… death rate… yeah. Only one thing has died in the name of FSM…
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… our morals.
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