wow, this site has to be full of the biggest crackheads i have ever heard of. Idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster, and more idiots complaining about it, goddamn. let me lay things straight here
1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die
2. The concerned christians who post on this site are just as dumb. who the fuck cares about this little site? you’re only bringing attention to it by posting. and for the record, fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well. I hate every last one of you. and i don’t care if i’m feuling your quest for a lower IQ, ffs, you’re all just a bunch of nerds who decided that it might be funny to listen to the crackhead named Bobby Henderson.
anyways, have fun losers, i’m gonna go to my girlfriends house now. i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.
sincerely,
nonsectarian
@ Peter.
“Like whoever you want to like? Free will bro.
I’ll do the same, Ok?
Thumps and good person? Ok. If you say so.”
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I thought you were an ok person. The second I say something that you don’t agree with you have at me!
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To much fucking drama for me! I am me. I like those that I like and will not conform. I will NOT follow the views of others unless I agree.
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What’s fucking well wrong with that eh!
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If you want to play silly twats with me then I will play.
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It was all in the email Alchemist.
I told you my reasons, I have nothing to add.
I never told you who to like? I only told you the reasons why I consider my friends, friends.
Nothing more, nothing less.
Again, like whoever you want too.
I’ll do the same.
I won’t play “silly twats” with you. I don’t even know the game.
Put it to rest already, I have.
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I haven’t!
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@Thumper Feb 11th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
“I’ll be back only in the Archives or at the hands of an imposter”
That’s a bummer Thumper. I really enjoy reading your posts….the ones that are genuinely yours that is :)
Anyway to change your mind?
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Why is it ok for the self elected CoFSM board police to pose as fundies while someone who actually understands intelligent satire is undermined and treated in the shabbiest way?
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Wench Nikkiee Feb 11th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Why is it ok for the self elected CoFSM board police to pose as fundies while someone who actually understands intelligent satire is undermined and treated in the shabbiest way?
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That’s a really good question!
Why don’t you answer it for us?
That question has been “getting under my skin” for awhile now.
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@Rob – thanks!
@CNS – First, thanks for expaining what TBHNA is – I’ve been wondering! A friend of mine’s boyfriend actually wrote essays in High School about how guilty he felt for even wanting to have a wank. He gave up being Catholic, gave up the guilt and is much better for it. I’ve had to also give up a lot of guilt (Catholic upbringing) myself. It’s a terrible way to grow up, and certainly does lead to a high level of uptight.
Post and run tonight – got people coming for dinner.
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It’s not just been you either Thumper…. you’ve obviously noticed.
The attempts at the undermining myslef certainly don’t bother me….as I’ve told a few others. I find it rather amusing. Sorts the wheat from the chaff :)
It’s like someone calling you a name or something….such schoolyard immaturity …..boring. Maybe some just really don’t have the lives they pretend to after all!
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@Poppof
“getting under my skinâ€
Oh you mean like on the “Religion good or Bad thread”?
You know the “back up my wank or I’ll throw a tizz”
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@Wench Nikkiee
Thumper says he’ll only come back if that nasty Popoff apologises to poor Alchemist…publicly…which Thumper says he won’t… because Popoff’s just too stoopid…and jealous that Thumper’s such a handsome wabbit.
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“That’s a really good question!”
Seems to me I’ve been one opf the few to stand up for everyones right to post at CoFSM. I certainly don’t change my name to try and make someone like bad because they are having a discussion I don’t like.
Those posts trying to undermine bill were pretty low in my opinion! As were the Thumper impersonations. That really is a sad tactic. Only sad people pull sad stunts like that.
In my humble opinion :)
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@Flower
“because Popoff’s just too stoopid…and jealous that Thumper’s such a handsome wabbit.”
You tell Thumper Nikkiee said she thinks he is quite observant…..for a wabbit :)
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@Flower
Also tell Thumper that in my opinion, Alchemist is more than capable.
Hi Alchemist :)
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Are Petey and Alchemist getting in a sissy fight? This I have to watch!
RAmen
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I know who my money’s on Pixel :)
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@Wench Nikkiee
“Also tell Thumper that in my opinion, Alchemist is more than capable.”
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Thumpie agrees…and he went on to say that Alchemist is a fine Pastafarian and very fine friend who wouldn’t desert another friend just because it was “convenient” or “popular” for him to do so…in Thumpers opinion this was “noodley”…but he still doesn’t believe in monsters.
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Place your bets people… you might just double your money, house keeps ten percent :)
@Wench Nikkiee
Who?
RAmen
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Nasty Peter is a nice guy!
If he doesn’t give me a good reason (other than liking Thumper) for his words to me then he can shove his head up his ring and pray to FSM for deliverance. I can play with the big boys!
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Pixel Pop Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Place your bets people… you might just double your money, house keeps ten percent :)
@Wench Nikkiee
Who?
RAmen
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hahaha, Pixley Dude!
It’s gone to stupid. I’ll bet on myself,
Thank you very muchly!
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@Petey
My bets are on you bro, go get ‘im!
Sorry Alchemist, but Petey needs all the support he can get, we are, after all, flanking Albany.
How drunk are you right now Petey?
RAmen
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No problem Pixel :)
If Mr Holier than Thou wants to take it up then I’m here. I’ll even start the ball rolling with
POT / KETTLE
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Peter.
“It’s gone to stupid. I’ll bet on myself,
Thank you very muchly!”
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whoooooo. Time to get that ego trimmed mate!
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You didn’t reply to my email so I assume the game is on!
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@Pixel Pop
Being involved in scientific endeavour I have a habit of collecting evidence (covered a little forenscis in the past). Always comes in handy. Not telling you my bet til I see what odds are on offer!
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@Pixel
“How drunk are you right now Petey?”
You mean there is sober?
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@Petey and Alchemist
I want a fair fight, nothing below the belt and certainly no frying pans!
@Wench Nikkiee
I understand, but it’s my obligation to back up Petey, he’s my buddy! Not that you aren’t Alchemist, but I don’t see you flanking Albany!
RAmen
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You cannot eat the FSM, he is invisible, and he passes through matter easily. Also he flys so you couldn’t reach him.
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@ avatar of Reason
“We don’t use crack; we use alcohol. You clearly don’t understand us very well.”
I’ve been wondering. does anyone think theres a pot forest or a grow-op up in FSM heaven? I mean, I’ll be fine with booze, but it’s just a matter of personal interest.
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I don’t think the FSM is all in favor of addiction. Unless it’s an addiction to pasta.
Me
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we don’t eat our deity. We eat the wonderful food he prevides us. He is very generious for letting us eat the holy food that he made in his image.
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@nonsectarian
“you’re all just a bunch of nerds who decided that it might be funny to listen to the crackhead”
Is THAT funny? What YOU say is funny? Or is it serious? I’m so dumb and nerd I cannot even get it.
Teach us!
You know life man!
Oh you’re so enlightening, oh so much hate and appetite you do have! That must feel wonderful.
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“i’m gonna go to my girlfriends house now. i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.” Mate im sorry to break it on you but a girlfriend is someone who actually communicates with you not someone you watch from behind a bush furiously beating the bishop sorry to dissapoint but… get a life
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@nonsectarian
“1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die”
Well, fine! I’ll go eat Jesus with enough respect to add some cruton-o-christ or whatever you call that flake of skin you call bread! Oh and i’ll screw him too! But i’m going over to your girlfriends house now, she’ll explain that later. Oh, she is a pastafarian too, she has some great lasagna between her legs.
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by girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit furr you rub on your dick every night?
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India!
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Right… okay…. I am confused…
This “man” is complaining that people are drawing attention towards FSM – may we long be touched by his noodly appendage, by posting on the site? Well done my friend, well done.
Oh and the whole “nerd” thing; see the thing that makes people like us different from people like you, is that we have what is called “intellegence”, I can explain it later if you want, but somehow I don’t expect you to understand tersm like: “intellectual stimulus”, “intelligent debate”, “logical thought” or much above a 4 letter word – you probably got this mystical “girlfriend” – who you are probably paying, to write your post for you.
Well done, well done
Shiny Gorbad
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This man is saying yout retarted as fuck and youll are.
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Nice rebut… literate… “youll”?
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Oooookaaaay…..
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First off: If you’re going flame us, can you at least give common courtesy and do it properly? There’s this wonderful thing…It’s called SPELL CHECK*flashy lights*. It should be on most web browsers. And if you can’t find it on your browser, it should be easily downloaded.
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Secondly: Last time I checked, we worship the FLYING spaghetti MONSTER. Have you eaten any flying spaghetti monsters lately?
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Thirdly: I’m not completely sure you even know what half the words you used are. If you’re going to shoot off your mouth like that, make sure you have a dictionary with you.
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Lastly: I bid you good day, and in the future I hope that you come to terms with the reality that there are many different people in this world, and not all of them with agree with your stupid views of the world.
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Hang on “You’re only drawing attention to it by posting”?
And BTW, how can you eat the resembleance of an invisible, non-existent being- God, for those of you who don’t realise.
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nonsectarian
i think u got da crack on da brain weird dude
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LOL.
Same fervour displayed by all religious nutjobs. Hence Spaghetti Monster point is proven yet again.
Say hi to Mary Magdalene, I mean your girlfriend. Tell her i said THANKS!
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“”1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die”"
FSM created sppaghtii so we coud all enjoy his noodly goodness (which has been lost on u)
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