wow, this site has to be full of the biggest crackheads i have ever heard of. Idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster, and more idiots complaining about it, goddamn. let me lay things straight here
1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die
2. The concerned christians who post on this site are just as dumb. who the fuck cares about this little site? you’re only bringing attention to it by posting. and for the record, fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well. I hate every last one of you. and i don’t care if i’m feuling your quest for a lower IQ, ffs, you’re all just a bunch of nerds who decided that it might be funny to listen to the crackhead named Bobby Henderson.
anyways, have fun losers, i’m gonna go to my girlfriends house now. i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.
sincerely,
nonsectarian
The spelling; the grammar! It burns my eyes!! How come the ones who can find all the holes in stupid theories and recognize the foolishness of others are the ones with the low IQ’s. Since when are physics majors “crackheads”? Oh yeah, since Christianity; silly me, the most intelligent and understanding people in the world are full of zombie crap.
@BobDobbs Jan 30th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
“You folks are forgetting that the principles of slack over-rule this pasta-based deity. The subgenius have already pondered these facts. –Bob”
The FSM is not slack…just drunk/hungover…alot!
@BobDobbs
Don’t forget the doctrine of “make your own damn church!” as ranted here and there by Stang.
Do any girl Fundies post here? I’ve only seen guys so far, and I wonder if there’s a difference.
God and the FMS are one and the same.
All religeons are one and the same.
It’s just we humans like to make up little details to give us an excuse to wage war.
@Lolli Popoff- I believe the old gag was “Lefty” and “Jill,” referencing that the thumb and forefinger of the right hand make a J shape, the middle an I, the ring and pinky Ls.
Additionally, assuming God does exhist, who are we to say we know why he does things or what he’ll do. I mean, he’s GOD. He’ll do whatever he wants, and I don’t think any mortal brain is capable of comprehending omnipotence. If God wants us to eat him, well, why not? I’ll drink my wine as I dine on my pasta and bread, thank you much. I’m ok with that.
“The concerned christians who post on this site are just as dumb. who the fuck cares about this little site?”
You just did… thanks for cooperating with our cause
I find it funny that he calls us a “little site” when this site gets more hits then any religious site hes ever been to.
lefty and righty?
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That was good!!!!!!!
*Masculine* Meh, I have 4 girlfriends. And some boy friends. That makes me better than this Mr Nonsectarian.
@ Dread Wench L’TUAE
Do you really think girl fundies are allowed opinions? Remember, I said fundies, examples below the mental level of religiousness (or whatever the word is) don’t count
of course. female fundies exist only to cook, clean and breed. and in the case of Becky Fisher (ala Jesus Camp), horribly corrupt young and innocent minds with psychological drivel and outright child-abuse.
ahoy all!
if there are any female fundis who want to debate / argue/ mud wrestle then feel free to engage us here! i’m sure there’s many a pirate or wench that’d be glad to discuss /wrestle with you. i’m sure you can keep up with the usual drivel we get from your male counterpart, so come on put them to shame and accept the challenge!
Careful, if you say they’re as good as the men, the men might get all threatened and lock them away so as to insure no little women ever upstage their warrior stance against us heatens
Or heathens even…ahem
“heatens” Cos’ we are so hawt!
There was a post once by ‘a girl’ who said something like “Jesus saves…not religion” as answer to our religion bashing and there was some more drivel there. So she might turn into a woman fundie in a while. One who posts in this forum even.
@PlagueChicken: “The idea of God sacrificing himself to himself in order to prevent himself sending us all to hell for committing sins because of the way he made us, and which he knew we were going to do anyway, is a little hard to swallow.”
Did you formulate this on your own, or is it a quote? In the first case: great job! In the second: thanks for sharing it!
RAmen to you Pirates!
I just love this whole thread! Either that or my meds are kicking in.
Anyone from the Republic of the Congo Burundi or am I only one who owns a computer there?
Hooray, and welcome to a Congo Burundian!