idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster

wow, this site has to be full of the biggest crackheads i have ever heard of.  Idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster, and more idiots complaining about it,  goddamn.  let me lay things straight here
1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die
2. The concerned christians who post on this site are just as dumb.  who the fuck cares about this little site?  you’re only bringing attention to it by posting.  and for the record, fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well.  I hate every last one of you.  and i don’t care if i’m feuling your quest for a lower IQ, ffs, you’re all just a bunch of nerds who decided that it might be funny to listen to the crackhead named Bobby Henderson.
anyways, have fun losers, i’m gonna go to my girlfriends house now.  i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.

sincerely,

nonsectarian

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  1. 261 Wench Nikkiee Feb 11th, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    “That’s a really good question!”
    Seems to me I’ve been one opf the few to stand up for everyones right to post at CoFSM. I certainly don’t change my name to try and make someone like bad because they are having a discussion I don’t like.
    Those posts trying to undermine bill were pretty low in my opinion! As were the Thumper impersonations. That really is a sad tactic. Only sad people pull sad stunts like that.
    In my humble opinion :)

  2. 262 Wench Nikkiee Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:00 pm

    @Flower
    “because Popoff’s just too stoopid…and jealous that Thumper’s such a handsome wabbit.”
    You tell Thumper Nikkiee said she thinks he is quite observant…..for a wabbit :)

  3. 263 Wench Nikkiee Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:05 pm

    @Flower
    Also tell Thumper that in my opinion, Alchemist is more than capable.
    Hi Alchemist :)

  4. 264 Pixel Pop Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:09 pm

    Are Petey and Alchemist getting in a sissy fight? This I have to watch!
    RAmen

  5. 265 Wench Nikkiee Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:12 pm

    I know who my money’s on Pixel :)

  6. 266 Flower Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:14 pm

    @Wench Nikkiee
    “Also tell Thumper that in my opinion, Alchemist is more than capable.”
    .
    Thumpie agrees…and he went on to say that Alchemist is a fine Pastafarian and very fine friend who wouldn’t desert another friend just because it was “convenient” or “popular” for him to do so…in Thumpers opinion this was “noodley”…but he still doesn’t believe in monsters.

  7. 267 Pixel Pop Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:14 pm

    Place your bets people… you might just double your money, house keeps ten percent :)
    @Wench Nikkiee
    Who?
    RAmen

  8. 268 Alchemist Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    Nasty Peter is a nice guy!
    If he doesn’t give me a good reason (other than liking Thumper) for his words to me then he can shove his head up his ring and pray to FSM for deliverance. I can play with the big boys!

  9. 269 Peter Popoff Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    Pixel Pop Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:14 pm

    Place your bets people… you might just double your money, house keeps ten percent :)
    @Wench Nikkiee
    Who?
    RAmen
    .
    hahaha, Pixley Dude!
    It’s gone to stupid. I’ll bet on myself,
    Thank you very muchly!

  10. 270 Pixel Pop Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:34 pm

    @Petey
    My bets are on you bro, go get ‘im!
    Sorry Alchemist, but Petey needs all the support he can get, we are, after all, flanking Albany.
    How drunk are you right now Petey?
    RAmen

  11. 271 Alchemist Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    No problem Pixel :)
    If Mr Holier than Thou wants to take it up then I’m here. I’ll even start the ball rolling with
    POT / KETTLE

  12. 272 Alchemist Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:39 pm

    Peter.
    “It’s gone to stupid. I’ll bet on myself,
    Thank you very muchly!”
    .
    whoooooo. Time to get that ego trimmed mate!

  13. 273 Alchemist Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:40 pm

    You didn’t reply to my email so I assume the game is on!

  14. 274 Wench Nikkiee Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    @Pixel Pop
    Being involved in scientific endeavour I have a habit of collecting evidence (covered a little forenscis in the past). Always comes in handy. Not telling you my bet til I see what odds are on offer!

  15. 275 Wench Nikkiee Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    @Pixel
    “How drunk are you right now Petey?”
    You mean there is sober?

  16. 276 Pixel Pop Feb 11th, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    @Petey and Alchemist
    I want a fair fight, nothing below the belt and certainly no frying pans!
    @Wench Nikkiee
    I understand, but it’s my obligation to back up Petey, he’s my buddy! Not that you aren’t Alchemist, but I don’t see you flanking Albany!
    RAmen

  17. 277 Touched One Feb 13th, 2007 at 8:05 pm

    You cannot eat the FSM, he is invisible, and he passes through matter easily. Also he flys so you couldn’t reach him.

  18. 278 Shinysheep Feb 14th, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    @ avatar of Reason
    “We don’t use crack; we use alcohol. You clearly don’t understand us very well.”

    I’ve been wondering. does anyone think theres a pot forest or a grow-op up in FSM heaven? I mean, I’ll be fine with booze, but it’s just a matter of personal interest.

  19. 279 The FSM loves you Feb 14th, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    I don’t think the FSM is all in favor of addiction. Unless it’s an addiction to pasta.
    Me

  20. 280 aliasxerog Feb 15th, 2007 at 7:11 pm

    we don’t eat our deity. We eat the wonderful food he prevides us. He is very generious for letting us eat the holy food that he made in his image.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

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