idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster

Published by henderob January 27th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

wow, this site has to be full of the biggest crackheads i have ever heard of.  Idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster, and more idiots complaining about it,  goddamn.  let me lay things straight here
1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die
2. The concerned christians who post on this site are just as dumb.  who the fuck cares about this little site?  you’re only bringing attention to it by posting.  and for the record, fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well.  I hate every last one of you.  and i don’t care if i’m feuling your quest for a lower IQ, ffs, you’re all just a bunch of nerds who decided that it might be funny to listen to the crackhead named Bobby Henderson.
anyways, have fun losers, i’m gonna go to my girlfriends house now.  i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.

sincerely,

nonsectarian

291 Responses to “idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster”

1. 201 - February 3rd, 2007 at 3:30 am - Jingles Says:
   
   

   @Moth
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   The Australian branch of the faith grows. Welcome aboard brother (or sister?), grogs on me.

2. 202 - February 3rd, 2007 at 12:54 pm - DutchPastaGuy Says:
   
   

   @Xray
   Sorry if you don´t like jibes at Catholicism, but it is among the more stupid flavours of Christianity, isn´t? And in view of the competiton, that is no small feat for sure. I know that as a Catholic you´re not supposed to think for yourself on religious matters and just follow the party line, but as you are posting here perhaps you would join in a bit of debate on it anyway?
   For instance, what are your thoughts about the Vatican proclaiming papal infallibility, i. e. if the pope hears the word of God then it must be true, a if he tells it to others, what he says must be true. So if the pope hears God say that pigeons are actually alien lizards that live by telekenetically sucking out peoples livers and eating them by shoving the livers up their tiny pigeons arses, then it must be true right? Your thoughts on papal infallibility, an explicitly and exclusively Catholic concept?
   Or what about geocentricity? After confining Galileo to house arrest it took the Catholic church 350 years to admit they were wrong and that the Earth circles the sun. They admitted that somewhere near the end of the 20th century, so we´re not talking long-dead cows here. Man had created space craft by then that had travelled through the galaxy, providing an outside look as to how the Earth circles the sun, for the really stubborn religious believers that needed extreme convincing. But nope, the CEO of the Catholic church corporation still kept up his denail of reality for years and years. And given Catholicisms sense of hierarchy (and depending on your age) you may have had to pay lip service to immoveable, central Earth too. Did you ever, and did you not feel that your adherence to Catholicism made you really, really stupid at that point?
   But feel free not to answer this one, I know that as a Catholic you´re not supposed to think for yourself on these matters.

3. 203 - February 3rd, 2007 at 1:29 pm - Hisself Says:
   
   

   Nonsectarian desplays his theological bias: ” Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, ”
   and “or the record, fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well”.
   I think it is important to separate deity worship from ritual cannibalism such as the wholly Eucharist.
   Nothing in my beliefs in FSM worship requires transubstantiation. We’re already there.

4. 204 - February 3rd, 2007 at 11:43 pm - PlagueChicken Says:
   
   

   Sorry all…I cannot claim credit for the decidedly cool quote - but I have no idea where it came from. I have a file full of random napkin pieces upon which are scribbled all manner of random thoughts…

   Some are inspired by Arrogant Bastard, others by Sativa, some by Indica, and yet others by the lightheadedness I feel whenever I listen to too much religious drivel.

   Here’s a few more that may mean nothing…or something.

   Jesus tastes like Chicken.

   Allah: the other white meat.

   Who’s YOUR farmer?

   Church of Reformed Satan: Doing good in the name of evil.

   It is better to be the farmer than the chicken

   Cthulu - the other green god

   Peasowt!

5. 205 - February 3rd, 2007 at 11:49 pm - Napuja Says:
   
   

   Hey folks, I’m a bit new to the playground. I was hoping to join in on the fun and- Oh, where are my manners?
   .
   *ahem*
   .
   Arrr!
   .
   -maybe razz-a-ma-tazz a few of the good book thumpers with y’all. Soooo, do you need something swabbed? Or can I just head straight to the rum?
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   A noodly life for me….

6. 206 - February 4th, 2007 at 1:03 am - Medicat Says:
   
   

   I was touched by the Noodly Appendage of Enlightement today

   I found this path and want to follow the teachings of the FSM

   Ramen!

7. 207 - February 4th, 2007 at 2:46 am - Booty Says:
   
   

   Napuja - just head straight for the rum - no standing on ceremony for us - welcome aboard!

8. 208 - February 4th, 2007 at 8:46 am - Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Says:
   
   

   Welcome aboard Napuja & Medicat,

   Fifteen Meat-balls on a dead mans plate.
   All goes nicely with a bottle of rum.

   RAmen.

9. 209 - February 4th, 2007 at 9:21 am - bill tomlinson Says:
   
   

   @HeavyD
   “Our deity is not spagetti, that is just the form that he shows himself to us in. He could show up as a tree (not very mobile) or a donkey (hard to get respect) but he chose flying spagetti. It is hard to ignore flying spagetti.”
   I don’t know when spaghetti was invented (I like your dropping of that pesty ‘h’) but there must have been a time before spaghetti when the FSM presented him/her/it self to people. They must have had a difficult time figuring out what “God” looked like. Maybe they thought “Hey Look. There he is. The Giant Worm Monster!”
   Later on, I suppose, the FWM became a stimulus to eaters everywhere (mostly everyone) who said “We can make some food that looks like our god but, let’s leave out the worms”. It may have been Leonardo, he invented everything else, and wa-laa the FWM became FSM. The being didn’t change, mind you, but the way to understand his form had moved to a different paradigm. I’m not quite sure why people still think of him as a ‘monster’. Does he behave ‘monsterly’? Or is he large and a ‘monstrosity’? That could be the next paradigm shift, i suppose.
   I still find it odd that “The Flying Spaghetti Monster” doesn’t have a name. If a phrase starts with a ‘The’, it is just a description, not a name. I don’t suppose he might really be Negativo. Nah, but then again, there are stranger things in the world.
   RAmen

10. 210 - February 4th, 2007 at 9:55 am - stephen Says:
    
    

    i did enjoy nonsectarian’s diatribe :-)) but i also forgot my postscript:”who’s” for whose;”refeuling”(a typo?) etc. can we get a grip? pps.i actually do have a girlfriend,isn’t real life amazing?!

11. 211 - February 4th, 2007 at 6:43 pm - Fred Says:
    
    

    i’ll say he is right about stuped fucked up shithead cristins being asses and NOBODY listens to them
    they just want to be heard
    every last one of them are stuped fucked up shitheads

12. 212 - February 4th, 2007 at 6:56 pm - bill tomlinson Says:
    
    

    @Fred
    Anger management classes, Fred
    Bring it down a notch.
    Seriously. Don’t let them upset you that much. Most of us had to go through the hard part of getting past what had been done to us. But we can be better people than them by moving on.

13. 213 - February 4th, 2007 at 7:15 pm - bill tomlinson Says:
    
    

    @everybody
    I think maybe I didn’t understand Fred. Could you state your position more directly? And I’m not that smart, without satire.

14. 214 - February 5th, 2007 at 12:12 am - Medicat Says:
    
    

    The Christians that visit this site to harass are just scared that their beliefs are wrong, and that’s why they try to disqualify the FSM teachings

15. 215 - February 6th, 2007 at 12:54 pm - lizzy Says:
    
    

    I totally agree Medicat

16. 216 - February 6th, 2007 at 12:58 pm - Lolli Popoff Says:
    
    

    bill tomlinson Feb 4th, 2007 at 7:15 pm

    @everybody
    I think maybe I didn’t understand Fred.
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    Fred sounds to be about 14 and not that smart to begin with.
    Maybe the FSM will touch him allover.
    Ramen

17. 217 - February 6th, 2007 at 8:45 pm - Mokkie Says:
    
    

    Well, that was lovely. No need to explain to me what a girlfriend is, I am a proud girlfriend of a good man who doesn’t have dirty language such as yours. Though I doubt you’ll look at this, feel welcome to be here by this person. Christians aren’t idiots in general, but they are humans. Humans in numbers mixed up about things they haven’t taken time to be objective about aren’t very bright. You seem to be very hot on insulting people who post on this site, while forgetting that you yourself are posting on it, drawing attention to yourself. Have fun with your hopefully lovely lady, be a good boy, stay safe, don’t do drugs, and stay in school.
    **
    Mokkie and all that jazz.

18. 218 - February 7th, 2007 at 3:41 pm - Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Says:
    
    

    This ’spaghetti is food’ argument is a bit weak.

    The Quakers are a mainstream religion and they worship porridge.

19. 219 - February 7th, 2007 at 3:42 pm - Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Says:
    
    

    Probably.

20. 220 - February 7th, 2007 at 8:25 pm - Rob Says:
    
    

    or does porridge worship quaker?

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