wow, this site has to be full of the biggest crackheads i have ever heard of. Idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster, and more idiots complaining about it, goddamn. let me lay things straight here
1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die
2. The concerned christians who post on this site are just as dumb. who the fuck cares about this little site? you’re only bringing attention to it by posting. and for the record, fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well. I hate every last one of you. and i don’t care if i’m feuling your quest for a lower IQ, ffs, you’re all just a bunch of nerds who decided that it might be funny to listen to the crackhead named Bobby Henderson.
anyways, have fun losers, i’m gonna go to my girlfriends house now. i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.
sincerely,
nonsectarian
“if there are any female fundis who want to debate / argue/ mud wrestle then feel free to engage us here! i’m sure there’s many a pirate or wench that’d be glad to discuss /wrestle with you.”
Discuss, yes. Wrestle, mabey, but only if some form of punching is allowed, because I’m sure they’ll fight dirty. The catfights at my school are a sight to see.
Dread Wench.
:) To rude to post :)
For those who believe nonsectarian has a girlfriend no proof is possible.
For those who believe he has a boyfriend no proof is necessary.
I’m impressed!
I thought for sure he was into self mutilation.
Er’ I meant self stimulation.
Hairy palms are an occupational hazard for some Lolli :)
Do hairy palms give an uinfair advantage in mud wrestling? (note to self must stop thinking out loud…)
hello, people. i was reading my Gospel today. i was drawn to the section regarding pirates and wisdom teeth. i have decided, in memory of our qnxestors, i will not have mine removed.
holy are his meatballs,
RAmen.
PS I feel we should ALL ALWAYS write RAmen with capital R’s and A’s after posts. i feel its important for some unknown, probably dumb, reason.
Gomer, impressive as your dedication is, sometimes i write RAmen, sometimes the A is an a, sometime i don’t bother. There’s more important things to worry about. Relax, find some grog, all is well…..
Hey all! my friend just pointed this site out to me today. i just wanted to say that FSM kicks ass!!
I know it’s a coupla days late (my comp poopied itself), but at L’tuae, if you want the ultimate female fundi, look no further than the dreaded BLR (May FSM protect me).
BLR was no regukar fundie…she was some kind of horrible, schizophrenic fundie-concentrate. no regular christian believes they are the reincarnation of the Virgin Mary
Hmmm… but going by their emails, they do think they are god, or at the very least, god’s hand on earth. Oh well.
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Oh, and on a completely unrelated note, check this out…
( http://www.churchhopping.com/ten-verses-never-preached-on/#comment-1922 )
@Jingles Feb 2nd, 2007 at 12:08 am
“if you want the ultimate female fundi, look no further than the dreaded BLR (May FSM protect me).”
Jingles how could you type the name that shall not be named!
Hahahahah… you have to push the boundaries. If there is no fear, there can be no fun. Anyway, it could be worse; I didn’t mention TLM…
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Jingles
Last seen cowering behind the couch, with bells on.
This is great. I love people who constantly post this propganda against our wonderful FSM. Yes I might be a christian, but FSM has a special place in my heart, and on my plate. As was said before me, to eat the FSM, is to worship the FSM.
Oh…and you people writing hatemail? Try to be a little orginal with your posts please….I feel like I’m reading a forum full of 12 year olds trying, and failing, to be what the precieve as both “funny” and “cool.”
@nonsectarian -
1) Moron - See ‘Satire’
2) The jokes on you - your girlfriend is my ex - so I ATE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
3) I also already used every orifice she has, so if you have been there, I have been there first. That’s right, I left my man juice in every orifice that woman has (she was freaky for me) so next time you kiss her, think about that.
4) Our deity is not spagetti, that is just the form that he shows himself to us in. He could show up as a tree (not very mobile) or a donkey (hard to get respect) but he chose flying spagetti. It is hard to ignore flying spagetti.
5) Quit being a hater. If I want to believe, and it does not impact your life, then LEAVE ME THE F**K ALONE.
Thank you very much.
John
Oh, BLR was a person? I used to think you guys were using an acronym for either a stupid association or that freaky movie.
And a very great welcome to Tainted Kumquat!
RAmen. Note the A.
Wow. Someone woke on the wrong side of the bed, huh?
I’m Catholic, don’t like the jibes at Catholicism, but swings at ID is OK. Never heard of Girlfriends, either - here we have Concubines. Not supposed to, but…
hi Pirates, I’m a bit of an athiest but respect your belief’s. My son came accross a leaflet on ID in his Religious Ed class here in South Australi, amongst other RE info brought in by a visiting youth minister. It was ‘Frequently Asked Questions - What about evolution?’ by christianityworks.com. He realized it gave a slanted view on creationalism and was not supposed to be there.
So bieng a lover of the open sea, pasta Calabrese and equal opportunity, if the leaflets aren’t removed, he is going to put some FSM material out as well.
Blessed Be, Moth
@Moth
“So being a lover of the open sea, pasta Calabrese and equal opportunity, if the leaflets aren’t removed, he is going to put some FSM material out as well.
Blessed Be, Moth”
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Excellent to hear from you. You’re son will have an army of converts in no time. No hard sell required. :)
RAmen