wow, this site has to be full of the biggest crackheads i have ever heard of. Idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster, and more idiots complaining about it, goddamn. let me lay things straight here
1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die
2. The concerned christians who post on this site are just as dumb. who the fuck cares about this little site? you’re only bringing attention to it by posting. and for the record, fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well. I hate every last one of you. and i don’t care if i’m feuling your quest for a lower IQ, ffs, you’re all just a bunch of nerds who decided that it might be funny to listen to the crackhead named Bobby Henderson.
anyways, have fun losers, i’m gonna go to my girlfriends house now. i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.
sincerely,
nonsectarian
“you’re only bringing attention to it by posting.” HAHAHA!
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Say hi to your ‘girlfriend’ from me.
@nonsectarian
“and i don’t care if i’m feuling your quest for a lower IQ”
I don’t think we could find anyone with an IQ much lower than yours.BTW have you ever heard of satire.
“who the fuck cares about this little site? you’re only bringing attention to it by posting.”
Ironic much?
@nonsectarian
This is an interesting novelty. Most fundies sofar seems to be same-sex oriented, given how much they talk about fuckin’ arseholes. While another recent fundie also had a girlfriend, she was a lesbian too. So tell us about your girlfriend then, nonsectarian. How did you get her to be with you, impressing her with your great intellect and vocabulary?
Why do people always threaten to eat our peaceful FSM?
@Sacreligous Sea-Dog
Because he tastes so good.
1. Learn to spell
2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
3. Since when is science sectarian?
For the millionth time, stop exaggerating. You are sooo opinionated. That post was so hypocritical, I’m not even going to respond to it.
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Oops! I just did.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Hypocrisy
We don’t use crack; we use alcohol. You clearly don’t understand us very well.
-Avatar of Reason
I love it that they feel the need to include some sort of heterosexual affirming statement, like *said in deep masculine voice* “i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.”
Note to nonsectarian: You voice will be even deeper when you hit puberty.
It is necessary for them to defend their heterosexuality. After all, if they didn’t, we might get the wrong idea (what with their tendency to threaten to shove oars in the asses of other men).
@Avatar of Reason “We don’t use crack; we use alcohol. You clearly don’t understand us very well.”
Maybe the “nonsectarian” referred to the noise our heads use to make each time we bang them against the wall in despair about the dumbness of our hatemailers.
RAmen to you Pirates!
Amen to the wisdom of the non-sectarian, he dignifies our cause with his criticism. We weep for his poor girlfriend, how hard it must be to marry beneath oneself.
now, let’s not dismiss crack so readily. it has it’s place, along with glue sniffing, self immolation and other practices. when i purchase meth from my gay male prostitute friends, i always make sure and have a supply of crack handy for that little extra boost. and when i’m preaching the gospel to millions of gay haters, i make sure to tell them that all drugs are evil and that they are probably going to hell if they don’t send me little susie’s college fund. don’t you see? without crack i might not be so awesome.
Hi Ted,
Did you like the letter some of us signed?
“fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well.”……you’ll eat Jesus? ….The FSM I can see, because he tastes so darn good, but….eating Jesus simply CAN’T be healthy for you.
After all, he is a zombie. Can you saw Ewww…..
Hey Ted… you should sign the letter!
Wouldn’t that just screw with your old churche’s mind?
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www.letter2ted.org
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Hello Xander168. Don’t be shy.