idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster

wow, this site has to be full of the biggest crackheads i have ever heard of.  Idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster, and more idiots complaining about it,  goddamn.  let me lay things straight here
1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die
2. The concerned christians who post on this site are just as dumb.  who the fuck cares about this little site?  you’re only bringing attention to it by posting.  and for the record, fuck it i’ll eat you’re deity as well.  I hate every last one of you.  and i don’t care if i’m feuling your quest for a lower IQ, ffs, you’re all just a bunch of nerds who decided that it might be funny to listen to the crackhead named Bobby Henderson.
anyways, have fun losers, i’m gonna go to my girlfriends house now.  i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.

sincerely,

nonsectarian

291 Responses to “idiots claiming a flying spaghetti monster”


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  1. 281 paulo Feb 27th, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    @nonsectarian

    “you’re all just a bunch of nerds who decided that it might be funny to listen to the crackhead”

    Is THAT funny? What YOU say is funny? Or is it serious? I’m so dumb and nerd I cannot even get it.

    Teach us!

    You know life man!
    Oh you’re so enlightening, oh so much hate and appetite you do have! That must feel wonderful.

  2. 282 sprite Feb 27th, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    “i’m gonna go to my girlfriends house now. i’ll explain what a girlfriend is to you later.” Mate im sorry to break it on you but a girlfriend is someone who actually communicates with you not someone you watch from behind a bush furiously beating the bishop sorry to dissapoint but… get a life

  3. 283 Jesus Eater Mar 5th, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    @nonsectarian
    “1. Spaghetti is a food, i’ll eat your false deity, so screw it, you all can go die”
    Well, fine! I’ll go eat Jesus with enough respect to add some cruton-o-christ or whatever you call that flake of skin you call bread! Oh and i’ll screw him too! But i’m going over to your girlfriends house now, she’ll explain that later. Oh, she is a pastafarian too, she has some great lasagna between her legs.

  4. 284 Higsio Mar 20th, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    by girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit furr you rub on your dick every night?

  5. 285 meera Mar 24th, 2007 at 1:02 am

    India!

  6. 286 ShinyGorgbad Mar 29th, 2007 at 7:16 am

    Right… okay…. I am confused…
    This “man” is complaining that people are drawing attention towards FSM - may we long be touched by his noodly appendage, by posting on the site? Well done my friend, well done.
    Oh and the whole “nerd” thing; see the thing that makes people like us different from people like you, is that we have what is called “intellegence”, I can explain it later if you want, but somehow I don’t expect you to understand tersm like: “intellectual stimulus”, “intelligent debate”, “logical thought” or much above a 4 letter word - you probably got this mystical “girlfriend” - who you are probably paying, to write your post for you.
    Well done, well done
    Shiny Gorbad

  7. 287 Suck My Balls Apr 16th, 2007 at 8:16 am

    This man is saying yout retarted as fuck and youll are.

  8. 288 ShinyGorgbad May 12th, 2007 at 2:14 am

    Nice rebut… literate… “youll”?

  9. 289 Spikes on a *Tool* May 16th, 2007 at 7:27 pm

    Oooookaaaay…..
    .
    First off: If you’re going flame us, can you at least give common courtesy and do it properly? There’s this wonderful thing…It’s called SPELL CHECK*flashy lights*. It should be on most web browsers. And if you can’t find it on your browser, it should be easily downloaded.
    .
    Secondly: Last time I checked, we worship the FLYING spaghetti MONSTER. Have you eaten any flying spaghetti monsters lately?
    .
    Thirdly: I’m not completely sure you even know what half the words you used are. If you’re going to shoot off your mouth like that, make sure you have a dictionary with you.
    .
    Lastly: I bid you good day, and in the future I hope that you come to terms with the reality that there are many different people in this world, and not all of them with agree with your stupid views of the world.

  10. 290 joe Jun 25th, 2007 at 12:48 am

    Hang on “You’re only drawing attention to it by posting”?
    And BTW, how can you eat the resembleance of an invisible, non-existent being- God, for those of you who don’t realise.

  11. 291 Corrassian Sep 23rd, 2007 at 10:57 am

    nonsectarian
    i think u got da crack on da brain weird dude

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

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