Hey, so rather than get an ordinary yacht to sail around the world
spreading the FSM faith, why not something a little more pirate-like.
I was in Bonaire with my family and this Junk was docked there and
seemed sufficiently pirate-like for you.–Dan
I like it. Let’s brainstorm fundraising ideas. Also, we’ll need to figure out how ship-time will be organized. Ideas/Volunteers?
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In all seriousness i can in fact navigate, and hold a “driving license” for ships.. yar! run out the guns and set the sails… watch out fundis the pirates are coming…
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I’ve been around sailing veesles my whole life, and have crewed on a couple of schooners. I can’t reall y help during the spring and fall because I’m in college, but during the summers I’m free!!
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First things first: is there room for a bar below deck?
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Fundraising is probably the easy part. Have the wenches do a bikini carwash or get people to sell stuff. You could probably also make some sort of FSM promoting stuff and sell it to stores. I dunno, but I think if you can’t buy a pirate ship now, chances aargh you won’t be able to for a while.
RAmen
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yarrrr, i be the grog wench. i shall serve grog, drink grog, and otherwise be the embodiment of the stripper factories on ye old FSM pirate ship!
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Pixel Pete
I don’t think I’d raise much money doing a bikini carwash, I honestly don’t think I would!
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I’d like to have my car washed by some handsome male pirates though!
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“I’d like to have my car washed by some handsome male pirates though!” AYE!
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That sort of looks like a Chinese boat, but eh, once a pirate always a pirate.
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ARR! I say we hold several spaghetti dinners all over the world on the same night. To misquote Field of Dreams, “If you feed them, they will come.”
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I’ll do a bikini car wash but I sure wish there were some other Pastafarians around to help out! Not too many in the high desert, here!
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Erm, it was snowing here yesterday due to my pirate activities, so I’m buggered if I am doing ANYTHING in a bikini at the moment!
Can I be on the shp in dry dock as I get terribly seasick? :(
I can man, I mean wench the harbour waiting for the pirates to get home though!
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Great i will be able to do some cabin boying at last.
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You really think a pirate ship will save you?? Bhaaa! Only this ship can keep you from the flood of sin and the blasphemous rain pouring down upon you:.
http://www.whateveristrue.com/noahsark/arklanding.jpg
and also a neat fact:
http://www.blackapologetics.com/bamanswerjesusship.html
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To Navigator Spider… can you perform weddings on a ship?
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Aarrrr! This is so exciting. Run up the Jolly Roger!
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Booty was washing up on beaches on the south coast earlier this week. Weren’t you wearing a bikini then?
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Beth, As a true pastafarian captain I can perform weddings.
Did you have anyone in mind or were you just asking?
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To the Captain… I was just asking, but I think it’d be really romantic (hey, remember, I’m a wench) to have a Pastafarian wedding on a pirate ship. I can’t think of a better way to get married, unless it’s a ceremony performed by an Elvis impersonator at a drive-up wedding chapel in Vegas ;)
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yes!!!! finallly a decent religon! screw yew christianity!!
hehe i love u guys!!!!!!
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Actually, we’re a “religion”, thank you.
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I’ll do the Elvis impersonation if you’ll do Charo.
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Actually Beth, some scholars believe we’re a fringe relgion.
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A “fringe religion” (or “religon” or “relgion”) is simply a religion in which the strippers at His holy stripper factory wear fringe on their soon-to-be-removed lingerie. So I don’t see any problem with being a “fringe religion”.
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In terms of how we spend our time on the ship.
I hadn’t got beyond the drinking rum, singing and sex in rotation and let’s see how many we can do at the same time.
I’ll bring trivial pursuit in case we get bored of those three.
Mike is not invited.
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And dancing! We must have dancing! And strip poker! And strip dancing! Oh, you get the point ;)
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A HOMO BOAT HOW NICE HAHAHAHA
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Beth, you’re right as usual.
Stripping, drinking, dancing, singing etc. (plenty of etc.) till the sun goes down and comes up the other side.
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To Mike… yes, you’re absolutely right! It’s going to be a HOMO boat: HEAPS OF MEAD and ORGIES!!
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Oooooo Yes! Mead! Mead served by wenches in low cut tops with frilly necklines.
Well at least that’s what they’ll be wearing until half-way through the strip poker.
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Ask Greenpeace: they know about ships AND fundraising!
RAmen to you Pirates!
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I’m back everyone!
What’s been going on in my absence?
RAmen
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Pixel Pete, all you’ve missed is stripping, drinking, singing, orgies, mead… shall I go on? ;) We’re discussing how to buy a pirate ship (again) and what we’re going to do when we get it!
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I like that it is a Chinese Pirate Ship. Hopefully, the cook is good. Looking forward to some stir-fry with my grog and strippers!
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@Wench Beth
Damn, how could I miss stripping?
I like this new pirate ship, looks like you could really do some plundering with it ^.^
RAmen
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yar…
yep, i’d be up for it, if anyone would keep me alive (food)
my only other option i have atm is to join the air national guard so i can go back to college ….
btw i have no experience sailing but i can learn and it would be something i would do for at least a year
+ i would look sexy in a pirate costume
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Serious question, now: if we all got a pirate ship where would it be docked? I mean, we’re all over the world!
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DOCK IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!! HAHAHAHA
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Fort Lauderdale comes to mind, Wench Beth. :-)
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Aye, she be a fine lookin’ vessel, you can count on a contribution from the antipodean pastafarian chapters to put some wind in her sales and some fine beers on the bar.
I likes the idea of the car wash, perhaps I can interest the local lads and lassies here to get their gear off for a good cause, seeing as how they likes to get their gear off anyway.
Ramen
Capitan Bizarro
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@Captain Bizarro
I’m glad you liked my idea, unfortunately most people just don’t see the genius of it!
Bikini carwash is the only way to get cash, and you should do it near a college so you get all the testosterone-bomb guys to give you their money.
Just make sure that you’re actually cleaning the cars!
RAmen
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Hmmm… I will help in any way I can, but I’m afraid I live smack in the middle of the U.S. No large bodies of water anywhere near. I’ll have to bunk with my cousins on the shore:)
Bikini car washes sound good. So do spaghetti dinners.
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA
Mike could be invited……to walk the plank, don’t you guys think so?
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ARRGH.. has any one considered a boat wash then we could always scope out a bigger vessel while raising funds?The strippers would be an excellent distraction to the unsuspecting captains.
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Can somebody somehow realize that all this talk of strippers could possibly lead to blockage by Bess at schools ant therefor end my largest converting outlet. with 6 converts and more pirates (somewhere form 1-5) at Whitman it may be the largest concentration of Pastafarians in one area (in Seattle). There fore to case more converts I need the website so can “inappropriate” subjects please be avoided. (ignoring me is allowed)
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What are you converting them too? Stripper factories are what we get when we go to heaven. Maybe you should figure out out it is you are converting too?
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I am converting them to the idea that there is beer in heaven.
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Katsu. This is a heathen site. They talk of strippers and sex non-stop around here. I don’t think you should be here at all. Believe in God and pray for salvation. Find a good Christian website to frequent. I am sure your school would aprove of that. I can help you find a good site if you wish. Just let me know.
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@ Thumper
Point of clarification. If you are using the term “heathen” as someone who does not belong to a widely held religion e.g. Christian, Jew, or Muslim, then I will take that as a compliment. If you are inferring a follower of a polytheistic religion, then you couldn’t be further from the truth. Pastafarians believe that the FSM is the one and only Creator of the universe. If you are suggesting unenlightened, then again you are misinformed. If you are implying one lacking culture or moral principles, then all I can say is why do you think the FSM revealed himself in America?
You don’t think that Katsu should be here but, it hasn’t stopped you from gracing us with your presence, has it? We do have a short plank that you are welcome to take a long walk upon. Have a nice day. :-)
RAmen
MJK
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C’mon people… we’re pirates.
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Pirates = People who commit piracy (among other, less polite things ;P)
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So let’s live up to the name. Steal the boat, then, when the authorities come after us, steal their boat, and make em walk the plank (within swimming distance of the shore of course, I’m not a bastard)
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Otherwise, maybe we all find some common date (TLAPD would be good if it was earlier), get everyone to try and get into the local media, and launch a simultaneous ship drive all over the world. We could have a choir (if we could keep ‘em sober enough) singing shanties, with a pirate (or wench) channeling his noodleyness, and aim purely at making people laugh.
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If they’re laughing, they don’t mind so much when you plunder their booty, and pillage their damsels!
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I’m with you, Jingles. A bikini car wash sounds fun but where’s the pay off. Even with the ever growing Pastafarian population it would take years. What’s next? Spaghetti dinner night at the VFW? Going door to door with a little can for donations like the UNICEF crowd? We need to think on a larger scale. We’ve got the book, how about a movie?
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