Hey, so rather than get an ordinary yacht to sail around the world
spreading the FSM faith, why not something a little more pirate-like.
I was in Bonaire with my family and this Junk was docked there and
seemed sufficiently pirate-like for you.–Dan
I like it. Let’s brainstorm fundraising ideas. Also, we’ll need to figure out how ship-time will be organized. Ideas/Volunteers?
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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We need to get serious about this ship of ours. We need to contact Discovery or Fox or somewhere about a show where people build reallly cool things from legendary myths or futuristic stories. We pitch the idea, then suggest the first thing the team builds is a pirate ship. It should be huge and capable of amazing speeds for sailing. It will need cannons, a poop deck, classic rigging set up, and all of that jazz. We suggest a bottom deck next to the cabins that has barrels full of grog. We come up with the idea, and get copyright over it. We sell the rights to the producers on one condition. We keep the ship once it is done. After they make a badass ship, they will build all sorts of other stuff. Imagine Mythbusters with bigger budget and no limits. Once they are done making the stuff, they give it away to people who can legally use it. This is my idea, and through it we get a ship and a cool TV show to watch.
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Mr. Henderson, if you read this, i hope you contact my email. I would gladly write up a proposal for the networks if I can man one of the cannons.
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sorry for the repeat
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sorry for the repeat
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Wow. I just had a FANTASTIC idea.
How about a big show when the ship is purchased? A publicity stunt, somewhere with lots of spectators. It could be advertised.
The ship could be purchased, nice and legal. The previous owners could be in on the show, ‘forced’ to walk the plank after Pastafarians have stormed the vessel dressed in full pirate garb. Of course the previous owners’ hands and feet wouldn’t be bound or anything so they could swim to shore and enjoy their sale money.
I think it’d be a great way to attract attention to the religion.
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Dead pirate ben, you’re an experienced cook, linguist, martial artist, alcoholic, fisherman, and international studies expert?
Wow… It’d be a ship full of worldly, fishing, fat drunk bilingual ninja-pirates.
The reason I’m posting again is to tell you about my intentions with my Mastercard. It only has a 500 dollar credit limit. It’s nearly full right now, but when I get it fully paid off, I’m filling it right back up again. Once it’s fully paid off, I’m going to use my Mastercard to make a 500 dollar donation for the cause of the ship!
I will keep everybody updated on weekly progress. I get paid every two weeks and will attempt to make a significant payment into my Mastercard debt on payday.
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I’m having some trouble with the donation. Is there a fund specifically for the pirate ship? Will a Mastercard be accepted? I have no problems with contributing the money. I just need some information.
If somebody can provide the necessary information, I’d be very grateful. Thank you.
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Hi boys!f29d6ded5c7f7cd0547efa01b4bb2ad7
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Happy Ramendan Everyone!!!!
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Hey guys. Just graduating from university soon- Worked on a fishing boat AND a tour boat. Can Tie knots, catch fish, swim, sail, and an assortment of many other piratey skills. If you guys are serious about this, I would gladly volunteer for a year. We could sail around the Caribbean giving out candy to children, like our pirate forefathers. I’m sure it would get such a ridiculous amount of publicity it would be no trouble getting donations from rich FSMians, or even atheists who would like to see something good being done. If we wanted, could probably sail around poor parts of mexico and middle america giving out delicious candy treats and pasta.
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Rich pastafarians it should read
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Yeah! Time to sail the high seas like real pirates! Awesome!
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Seriously, we should have a round-the-world piratical voyage, picking up Pastafarians of all nations, funded by ALL the above methods, with COMPULSORY noodles and spaghetti and OPTIONAL orgies and strip poker, since some of us are underage…-points at self-
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Let’s do it! It’d be the ultimate publicity stunt.
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@Newfie Buccaneer Nov 23rd, 2007 at 1:35 am
“Can Tie knots, catch fish, swim, sail, and an assortment of many other piratey skills.”
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Rum drinking/swilling and sculling skills?
Never mind, if you have worked on a fishing boat then I’m sure they’ll be sufficient :)
Welcome aboard Buccaneer :)
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Hi Goils N’ Bouys,
I am new to this “about a pirate ship”, but it sure sounds like fun. I have a couple of questions; the first I think was already answered. I really love spaghetti and I really love garlic and I reaaly love olive oil (not to be confused with Popeye’s girlfriend) and I really like parmasian. Can I eat all three together, instead of tomato sauce? The second question: I am a Goonie, can i still come on your ship?
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The truth is I am new to cyber-space. I have only recently posted to “….rather hilarious”.
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Thanks in advance for your help, understanding and kindness.
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May a cup of noodles be forever with you.
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@Seeker… of course you can eat Him with garlic, butter, parmesan, and olive oil. I add Old Bay to that, it is Divine.
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@ lilwench
hehe, nice to see my crabs have worn off on you!
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Well someone has to guard the Rum on this Pirate ship. I’d be willing to volunteer for that job.
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@Wench Cyka, if you have crabs, maybe you should hang out with cleaner pirates
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Oh helll no! Pass the beer, cover the table in newspaper, and pour them out, steamed in cheap beer and that Most Holy Spice!
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@ Saucy Balls
Hick! leave my job alone!
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@Wench Cyka
Arrrrr, the rum be mine…you can have the cheap beer!
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Since I wont drink it all myself I think it will be a lot safer in my hands! Give me the key and all will get a share in the rum ;) (except for Thumper who has gone into hiding after apparantly killing Ships Cat)
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Don’t worry too much about Ship’s Cat, he always manages to escape from Thumper, besides, the Wabbit knows he’d be facing the wrath of the wenches if he really hurt Ship’s Cat.
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Exactly, and I haven’t seen either of them for a long time now……
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Well, Thumper did just get married, the honeymoon is probably occupying his time.
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Red Dutchpasta Wench
“except for Thumper who has gone into hiding after apparantly killing Ships Cat”
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@storm petrel
“Thumper did just get married, the honeymoon is probably occupying his time.”
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Oh shit!! He put Ship’s Cat in the boot of his car to keep it away from the wedding. I wonder if he remembered afterwards that it was in there…..
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He’d better………………….. (6 months and counting till I get to Australia, now polishing best fryingpan)
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Ship’s Cat is very resourceful, if Thumper forgot about him, he’d probably be able to pick the lock with a claw and seek revenge…somehow I’d say Thumper had more sense than to give Ship’s Cat a reason to come after him on his honeymoon…
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@wench nikki
I will bring the best rum- Newfoundland Screech
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The best rum it´s caribbean, my.
Havana Club, Perla del Caribe, Estelar.
Good for cooking my “pasta al ron”
Oops.
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