Hey, so rather than get an ordinary yacht to sail around the world
spreading the FSM faith, why not something a little more pirate-like.
I was in Bonaire with my family and this Junk was docked there and
seemed sufficiently pirate-like for you.–Dan
I like it. Let’s brainstorm fundraising ideas. Also, we’ll need to figure out how ship-time will be organized. Ideas/Volunteers?
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Happy Ramendan Everyone!!!!
Hey guys. Just graduating from university soon- Worked on a fishing boat AND a tour boat. Can Tie knots, catch fish, swim, sail, and an assortment of many other piratey skills. If you guys are serious about this, I would gladly volunteer for a year. We could sail around the Caribbean giving out candy to children, like our pirate forefathers. I’m sure it would get such a ridiculous amount of publicity it would be no trouble getting donations from rich FSMians, or even atheists who would like to see something good being done. If we wanted, could probably sail around poor parts of mexico and middle america giving out delicious candy treats and pasta.
Rich pastafarians it should read
Yeah! Time to sail the high seas like real pirates! Awesome!
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Seriously, we should have a round-the-world piratical voyage, picking up Pastafarians of all nations, funded by ALL the above methods, with COMPULSORY noodles and spaghetti and OPTIONAL orgies and strip poker, since some of us are underage…-points at self-
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Let’s do it! It’d be the ultimate publicity stunt.
@Newfie Buccaneer Nov 23rd, 2007 at 1:35 am
“Can Tie knots, catch fish, swim, sail, and an assortment of many other piratey skills.”
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Rum drinking/swilling and sculling skills?
Never mind, if you have worked on a fishing boat then I’m sure they’ll be sufficient :)
Welcome aboard Buccaneer :)
Hi Goils N’ Bouys,
I am new to this “about a pirate ship”, but it sure sounds like fun. I have a couple of questions; the first I think was already answered. I really love spaghetti and I really love garlic and I reaaly love olive oil (not to be confused with Popeye’s girlfriend) and I really like parmasian. Can I eat all three together, instead of tomato sauce? The second question: I am a Goonie, can i still come on your ship?
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The truth is I am new to cyber-space. I have only recently posted to “….rather hilarious”.
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Thanks in advance for your help, understanding and kindness.
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May a cup of noodles be forever with you.
@Seeker… of course you can eat Him with garlic, butter, parmesan, and olive oil. I add Old Bay to that, it is Divine.
@ lilwench
hehe, nice to see my crabs have worn off on you!
Well someone has to guard the Rum on this Pirate ship. I’d be willing to volunteer for that job.
@Wench Cyka, if you have crabs, maybe you should hang out with cleaner pirates
Oh helll no! Pass the beer, cover the table in newspaper, and pour them out, steamed in cheap beer and that Most Holy Spice!
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@ Saucy Balls
Hick! leave my job alone!
@Wench Cyka
Arrrrr, the rum be mine…you can have the cheap beer!
Since I wont drink it all myself I think it will be a lot safer in my hands! Give me the key and all will get a share in the rum ;) (except for Thumper who has gone into hiding after apparantly killing Ships Cat)
Don’t worry too much about Ship’s Cat, he always manages to escape from Thumper, besides, the Wabbit knows he’d be facing the wrath of the wenches if he really hurt Ship’s Cat.
Exactly, and I haven’t seen either of them for a long time now……
Well, Thumper did just get married, the honeymoon is probably occupying his time.
Red Dutchpasta Wench
“except for Thumper who has gone into hiding after apparantly killing Ships Cat”
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@storm petrel
“Thumper did just get married, the honeymoon is probably occupying his time.”
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Oh shit!! He put Ship’s Cat in the boot of his car to keep it away from the wedding. I wonder if he remembered afterwards that it was in there…..
He’d better………………….. (6 months and counting till I get to Australia, now polishing best fryingpan)
Ship’s Cat is very resourceful, if Thumper forgot about him, he’d probably be able to pick the lock with a claw and seek revenge…somehow I’d say Thumper had more sense than to give Ship’s Cat a reason to come after him on his honeymoon…