Hey, so rather than get an ordinary yacht to sail around the world
spreading the FSM faith, why not something a little more pirate-like.
I was in Bonaire with my family and this Junk was docked there and
seemed sufficiently pirate-like for you.–Dan
I like it. Let’s brainstorm fundraising ideas. Also, we’ll need to figure out how ship-time will be organized. Ideas/Volunteers?
i am a certified sailing instructor and have previous racing experience… make that extensive racing expeirience. we shall get a schooner and spread the word! yar!!sincerely, captain jack sparrow and crew
RAmen DreadPirateBen! I don’t have your list of skills, but do have cooking, martial artist and alcoholic going for me! This does seem to be a hard-drinking group of pirates…
Excellent, with a galley full of pasta and tomatoes we should be able to sustain ourselves for awhile. Perhaps getting a sponsor from a science organization we would be able to have funding for this project…hm… but who’s bringing the rum?
we will just make our own dreadpirateben, can’t be that hard
Hm, drunk pastafarians distilling rum on board a boat which might be flammable in the middle of the ocean… sounds good!
DreadPirateBen Feb 8th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Hm, drunk pastafarians distilling rum on board a boat which might be flammable in the middle of the ocean… sounds good!
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Darn tootin’ it’ll be fun!
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Hang on a second, I know a place where we can get a pirate ship AND rum… the caribbean! Theres also really nice people and tis good for sunbathing! Arr!
RAmen!
id rather be a ninja
or at least a ninja with a parot ooohhhhh and a neat hat
@ Yoru Kaze
But thats kind of what pirates are- they wear black, they have swords, they disguise themselves sometimes. But pirates are more fun than ninja’s, with ninja’s theres the whole working for someone else thing, they dont drink rum, and they dont sunbath (good call Violadude) while working off a hangover. But if you want to, I dont see why a ninja with a neat hat and parrot wouldnt be considered a pirate. I’ve done some security work, and we needed a theme song but no-one wanted to carry around a boombox… so, I say we need to rig up the ship with a PA system to blare Flogging Molly, Jimmy Buffett, and other select piraty composers. How bout it? Arrrggghhh!
We need to get serious about this ship of ours. We need to contact Discovery or Fox or somewhere about a show where people build reallly cool things from legendary myths or futuristic stories. We pitch the idea, then suggest the first thing the team builds is a pirate ship. It should be huge and capable of amazing speeds for sailing. It will need cannons, a poop deck, classic rigging set up, and all of that jazz. We suggest a bottom deck next to the cabins that has barrels full of grog. We come up with the idea, and get copyright over it. We sell the rights to the producers on one condition. We keep the ship once it is done. After they make a badass ship, they will build all sorts of other stuff. Imagine Mythbusters with bigger budget and no limits. Once they are done making the stuff, they give it away to people who can legally use it. This is my idea, and through it we get a ship and a cool TV show to watch.
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Mr. Henderson, if you read this, i hope you contact my email. I would gladly write up a proposal for the networks if I can man one of the cannons.
We need to get serious about this ship of ours. We need to contact Discovery or Fox or somewhere about a show where people build reallly cool things from legendary myths or futuristic stories. We pitch the idea, then suggest the first thing the team builds is a pirate ship. It should be huge and capable of amazing speeds for sailing. It will need cannons, a poop deck, classic rigging set up, and all of that jazz. We suggest a bottom deck next to the cabins that has barrels full of grog. We come up with the idea, and get copyright over it. We sell the rights to the producers on one condition. We keep the ship once it is done. After they make a badass ship, they will build all sorts of other stuff. Imagine Mythbusters with bigger budget and no limits. Once they are done making the stuff, they give it away to people who can legally use it. This is my idea, and through it we get a ship and a cool TV show to watch.
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Mr. Henderson, if you read this, i hope you contact my email. I would gladly write up a proposal for the networks if I can man one of the cannons.
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Wow. I just had a FANTASTIC idea.
How about a big show when the ship is purchased? A publicity stunt, somewhere with lots of spectators. It could be advertised.
The ship could be purchased, nice and legal. The previous owners could be in on the show, ‘forced’ to walk the plank after Pastafarians have stormed the vessel dressed in full pirate garb. Of course the previous owners’ hands and feet wouldn’t be bound or anything so they could swim to shore and enjoy their sale money.
I think it’d be a great way to attract attention to the religion.
Dead pirate ben, you’re an experienced cook, linguist, martial artist, alcoholic, fisherman, and international studies expert?
Wow… It’d be a ship full of worldly, fishing, fat drunk bilingual ninja-pirates.
The reason I’m posting again is to tell you about my intentions with my Mastercard. It only has a 500 dollar credit limit. It’s nearly full right now, but when I get it fully paid off, I’m filling it right back up again. Once it’s fully paid off, I’m going to use my Mastercard to make a 500 dollar donation for the cause of the ship!
I will keep everybody updated on weekly progress. I get paid every two weeks and will attempt to make a significant payment into my Mastercard debt on payday.
I’m having some trouble with the donation. Is there a fund specifically for the pirate ship? Will a Mastercard be accepted? I have no problems with contributing the money. I just need some information.
If somebody can provide the necessary information, I’d be very grateful. Thank you.
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