Hey, so rather than get an ordinary yacht to sail around the world
spreading the FSM faith, why not something a little more pirate-like.
I was in Bonaire with my family and this Junk was docked there and
seemed sufficiently pirate-like for you.–Dan
I like it. Let’s brainstorm fundraising ideas. Also, we’ll need to figure out how ship-time will be organized. Ideas/Volunteers?
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Cool, I live near Penzance, and know a lot of the words to that song!
@Beastly
Cool again! I envy you, you’d have to be a Christian and born in Bethlehem to even come close, LOL.
@godisgood
“Man is not perfect. I’ll be the first to admit. But I want to help all of you.”
Man is not perfect. Man wrote the bible. So how can you trust it?
And do you truly call trying to convince us to believe a bunch of lies written by Jesus’s homies and then edited to make some French guy a king “helping”?
Great song, Apprentice Frederic! It’s been way too long since I’ve seen that musical.
I read a book when i was a child called Grandma And The Pirates. it is a story about a Grandma who makes delicious noodles. the smell of pasta attacts pirates, and they take the pasta and the grandma to make her make more.
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Surly there is not a single children’s book as holy as this one, for it contains bothe Pirates and Pasta, and Pirates eating Pasta. here is a link that mentions the book.
http://www.phoebegilman.com/grandma.html
I was confused, as pastafarians who worship pasta, are we supposed to eat pasta as worship or are we supposed to not eat pasta as a sign of respect to our great god the FSM?
Eat it! Worship it! Cover yourself with it! (if you like that sort of thing)
Do what you want with it! The FSM, is way cool, I really don’t think he cares that much what you do with it!
As long as you don’t hurt others with it!
Ramen
Just so’s we sail where it’s warm. Right now I’m homeported on SF Bay and it’s cold all year, but worse in the summer.
Still have the boat and the ULC ordination, too.
@Petros, Lolli P
Just for giggles (and a storm of obloquy from non-pastafarians) you are, of course familiar with the Christian doctrine concerning transubstantiation; see Wikipedia or the Catholic Encyclopaedia. FSM is one step ahead of this odd doctrine, since the body of the deity is unchanged during the entire process of communion…
I like it, but… Is it bad that the masts don’t point in the same direction?
hey, at least they point. also i’m down for sailing the 7 seas. whilst we’re at it can we engage in more modern acts of piracy like illegally copying dvd’s and whatnot?
Once you buy it, could you bring it over to England so I can join yar? I’ll bring my converts, honest!
Oh and btw cap’n, us pirates are nice, giving out candy and beating up Noah. Arr!
To what address should I mail my money?
Yar me hardies. Seems to me we should take a page from the million man/mom march. How about a million pirates march? Then, after the marauding and pillaging (Remember, rape, pillage THEN burn!!), we could storm an appropriate ship, give day or night cruises for money. . . WITH STRIPPERS!!!! I ask, what’s not to love? We could do this all over the world and spread the good word of Pastafarianism, between raping and pillaging. Stagger, crawl, bleed is optional. So, lets pick a city with a beautiful ship, the USS Constitution comes to mind, and plan a date. . .
May the fusilli be with you,
RAmen
ermm… everything cept the rape. That will not be appreciated nor tolerated by the wenches here.
And yeah, the “no burn first” rule. Forgot that my first time. Never again.^_^
Yeah oftenlucid,
I’m not so sure I like your idea there, thats not really what we’re about.
We’re a peaceful lot, for the most part.
Ramen
I humbly submit
“No, no, Navigator Spider, we love you just as much! Pillaging and plundering are the essential qualities of pirates! Arrrr! Everyone has their own talents ;) ”
My bad if I took it too far. Defiantly wouldn’t be the first time. Bad pirate. . .go lay down.
I would still like to crew on the ship.
Go in pasta. . .
P.S.
And to those who are sensitive to verbage, rather than calling them pirates you can PC it up a bit and refer to them as “aggressive over seas redistribution agents who remove the cargo from burning ships whose crew are found dead”.
You can count on an experienced cook, linguist, martial artist, alcoholic, fisherman, and international studies expert when you bring me aboard. Just keep the grog flowing. I have a number of recruits more than willing to lay down their boring lives here at home and join you on the high seas. All for the great and saucy sacred teachings of our lord. Can I get a ramen from the people?
RAmen!