Hey, so rather than get an ordinary yacht to sail around the world
spreading the FSM faith, why not something a little more pirate-like.
I was in Bonaire with my family and this Junk was docked there and
seemed sufficiently pirate-like for you.–Dan
I like it. Let’s brainstorm fundraising ideas. Also, we’ll need to figure out how ship-time will be organized. Ideas/Volunteers?
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@Wench Beth
ps.
I didn’t realise how unpleasant my post sounded when I wrote it, I should be the one apologising!
(falls down on knees and apologizes for accidental rudeness)
Gnocci Man– Best. Song. Ever.
i have a question, sorry that i have to ask this here, but i did not find any forum
ok, how many of you TRULY belive that a FSM created the world, and how many are just atheists that join the FSM to make a statement ?
i mean it seemed obvious when i first found this site on the net, but now i am starting to worry
-Bubba
“ok, how many of you TRULY belive that a FSM created the world”
Well, Bubba, I think that we all have faith that gravity exists, and that is prima facie evidence that the FSM is using his noodly appendages in positive, glorious ways. RAmen.
“ok, how many of you TRULY belive that a FSM created the world”
How many do YOU think? Just out of curiosity.
To Bubba… I truly believe that *THE* Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, not *A* Flying Spaghetti Monster. There is only one and He is omnipresent, omniscient, and tastes really yummy.
yaarrg! That ship be the shit!
@Wench Beth. You have some problems if you really believe that. Read the Bible.
@Thumper Jan 26th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
” You have some problems if you really believe that. Read the Bible.”
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Why is the bible true and all other holy book creation stories, such as the GoFSM, wrong?
There is only one Bible. Not these made up money making lies.
@Bubba,
“I have a question, sorry that i have to ask this here, but i did not find any forum”
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Try www.venganza.org/forum :p
@God is Good Jan 26th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
“There is only one Bible. Not these made up money making lies.”
Can you prove they are lies?
On another note, how many christianity proponents have appeared in court on fraud/other charges?
I only want to help you. Not fight with you.
@God is Good Jan 26th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
“There is only one Bible.”
The muslims are also convinced that their own holy book is the only truth, to the extent of sacrificing their lives for it??
@God is Good Jan 26th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
“I only want to help you. Not fight with you.”
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You haven’t given anyone here any reason to believe they need help?
Fine if you don’t. I just want to help.
@God is Good Jan 26th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
“I only want to help you. Not fight with you.”
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Do you mistake pertinent questioning for fighting?
“I just want to help.”
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THEN PLEASE OH PLEASE GET YOUR CHURCH TO STOP PREACHING THAT CONDOMS DON’T WORK TO AFRICANS AT RISK FROM AIDS!
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That is one of the greatest evils on the face of the planet.
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Our souls don’t need saving, because we’re going to a different heaven than you, and ours has beer and strippers.
Man is not perfect. I’ll be the first to admit. But I want to help all of you.
@Jingles Jan 26th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
“THEN PLEASE OH PLEASE GET YOUR CHURCH TO STOP PREACHING THAT CONDOMS DON’T WORK TO AFRICANS AT RISK FROM AIDS!”
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RAmen Jingles. A request that deserves capitalisation. RAmen