Hey, so rather than get an ordinary yacht to sail around the world
spreading the FSM faith, why not something a little more pirate-like.
I was in Bonaire with my family and this Junk was docked there and
seemed sufficiently pirate-like for you.–Dan
I like it. Let’s brainstorm fundraising ideas. Also, we’ll need to figure out how ship-time will be organized. Ideas/Volunteers?
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In all seriousness i can in fact navigate, and hold a “driving license” for ships.. yar! run out the guns and set the sails… watch out fundis the pirates are coming…
I’ve been around sailing veesles my whole life, and have crewed on a couple of schooners. I can’t reall y help during the spring and fall because I’m in college, but during the summers I’m free!!
First things first: is there room for a bar below deck?
Fundraising is probably the easy part. Have the wenches do a bikini carwash or get people to sell stuff. You could probably also make some sort of FSM promoting stuff and sell it to stores. I dunno, but I think if you can’t buy a pirate ship now, chances aargh you won’t be able to for a while.
RAmen
yarrrr, i be the grog wench. i shall serve grog, drink grog, and otherwise be the embodiment of the stripper factories on ye old FSM pirate ship!
Pixel Pete
I don’t think I’d raise much money doing a bikini carwash, I honestly don’t think I would!
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I’d like to have my car washed by some handsome male pirates though!
“I’d like to have my car washed by some handsome male pirates though!” AYE!
That sort of looks like a Chinese boat, but eh, once a pirate always a pirate.
ARR! I say we hold several spaghetti dinners all over the world on the same night. To misquote Field of Dreams, “If you feed them, they will come.”
I’ll do a bikini car wash but I sure wish there were some other Pastafarians around to help out! Not too many in the high desert, here!
Erm, it was snowing here yesterday due to my pirate activities, so I’m buggered if I am doing ANYTHING in a bikini at the moment!
Can I be on the shp in dry dock as I get terribly seasick? :(
I can man, I mean wench the harbour waiting for the pirates to get home though!
Great i will be able to do some cabin boying at last.
You really think a pirate ship will save you?? Bhaaa! Only this ship can keep you from the flood of sin and the blasphemous rain pouring down upon you:.
http://www.whateveristrue.com/noahsark/arklanding.jpg
and also a neat fact:
http://www.blackapologetics.com/bamanswerjesusship.html
To Navigator Spider… can you perform weddings on a ship?
Aarrrr! This is so exciting. Run up the Jolly Roger!
Booty was washing up on beaches on the south coast earlier this week. Weren’t you wearing a bikini then?
Beth, As a true pastafarian captain I can perform weddings.
Did you have anyone in mind or were you just asking?
To the Captain… I was just asking, but I think it’d be really romantic (hey, remember, I’m a wench) to have a Pastafarian wedding on a pirate ship. I can’t think of a better way to get married, unless it’s a ceremony performed by an Elvis impersonator at a drive-up wedding chapel in Vegas ;)
yes!!!! finallly a decent religon! screw yew christianity!!
hehe i love u guys!!!!!!
Actually, we’re a “religion”, thank you.