Comments on: fsm crashes Flock of Dodos screening http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:10:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: prozac vs lexapro http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-180861 prozac vs lexapro Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:02:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-180861 <strong>prozac vs lexapro...</strong> nice choice of colors. ... prozac vs lexapro…

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]]> By: Cowpie http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-67517 Cowpie Tue, 06 Mar 2007 22:51:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-67517 Hi gang, I caught the opening night of the show here in Seattle. My gang was a total of 6 Pastafarians. I feel like I failed you, because I forgot my pirate clothes. His Royal Noodlish will shame me in some way. Keep up the real word! Hi gang,

I caught the opening night of the show here in Seattle. My gang was a total of 6 Pastafarians. I feel like I failed you, because I forgot my pirate clothes. His Royal Noodlish will shame me in some way. Keep up the real word!

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]]> By: Hollywood Flock of Dodos Screening at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-55714 Hollywood Flock of Dodos Screening at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:39:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-55714 [...] Nick the Missionary from the Flock of Dodos Screening has made another appearance! [...] […] Nick the Missionary from the Flock of Dodos Screening has made another appearance! […]

]]> By: Spotted Zebra http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-55614 Spotted Zebra Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:53:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-55614 @Neal Matin Neeeeeeigh Neal Matin - stand fearlessly by your convictions. Challange any who would challage you to prove otherwise or purchase beer for you if they cannot. @Neal Matin
Neeeeeeigh Neal Matin - stand fearlessly by your convictions. Challange any who would challage you to prove otherwise or purchase beer for you if they cannot.

]]> By: Neal Matin http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-55580 Neal Matin Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:41:08 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-55580 I believe in my heart that the teapot orbiting the earth comes from the table of his noodlyness. But if pressed will deny it out of fear. I believe in my heart that the teapot orbiting the earth comes from the table of his noodlyness. But if pressed will deny it out of fear.

]]> By: Nick the Missionary http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-55508 Nick the Missionary Tue, 13 Feb 2007 00:29:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-55508 Hi All! I have returned from my missionary trip to Hollywood! It was great! We even made it out to Vegas for a couple of days. I've sent Bobby some pics, but who knows when he'll get around to reading my email. In the mean time I've created a Flickr page where I've uploaded some of the photos of the trip! Check em out! . http://www.flickr.com/photos/26953938@N00/?saved=1 . I'm still uploading more pics, but its taking forever, so keep checking it. Hi All! I have returned from my missionary trip to Hollywood! It was great! We even made it out to Vegas for a couple of days. I’ve sent Bobby some pics, but who knows when he’ll get around to reading my email. In the mean time I’ve created a Flickr page where I’ve uploaded some of the photos of the trip! Check em out!
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/26953938@N00/?saved=1
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I’m still uploading more pics, but its taking forever, so keep checking it.

]]> By: DutchPastaGuy http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-53543 DutchPastaGuy Fri, 09 Feb 2007 21:23:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-53543 @Tequilatarian Nice to see the missionary work is going so well. Thanks for posting. @Tequilatarian
Nice to see the missionary work is going so well. Thanks for posting.

]]> By: Tequilatarian http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-52645 Tequilatarian Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:52:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-52645 Greetings, This is late in the post and will most likely not be read, but I saw Nick at the screening of "A Flock of Dodos" at the Egyptian Theatre in Los Angeles on Feb 6. 2007. I just wanted confirm the fact that he is an excellent missionary to help bring the Truth® to the many people who came to see the movie. Many pictures were taken and I am sure when Nick gets back home, they will be added. The brochures he handed-out were gladly accepted and read. I dare the $cientologists who were harassing tourists next to the event to make the same claim! And even after people fork over all of their wealth to $cientology, they have no hope of a stripper factory or beer volcanoes. Suckers. Keep up the good work Nick RAmen Greetings,
This is late in the post and will most likely not be read, but I saw Nick at the screening of “A Flock of Dodos” at the Egyptian Theatre in Los Angeles on Feb 6. 2007.

I just wanted confirm the fact that he is an excellent missionary to help bring the Truth® to the many people who came to see the movie.

Many pictures were taken and I am sure when Nick gets back home, they will be added.

The brochures he handed-out were gladly accepted and read. I dare the $cientologists who were harassing tourists next to the event to make the same claim! And even after people fork over all of their wealth to $cientology, they have no hope of a stripper factory or beer volcanoes. Suckers.

Keep up the good work Nick

RAmen

]]> By: Arthur http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-47612 Arthur Thu, 01 Feb 2007 18:28:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-47612 Meh, more updates on the screening event, I picked up a school newspaper someone had left on the bus, and in the Letter to the Editor section, someone had written in complaining about the coverage of the event. Apparently, the original article they printed about it (which I missed) said that Olsen presented ID as a replacement theory to Darwin's theory of evolution. The person/people writing the letter in were in a tiff over that statement (as well as the statement that said evolution and natural selection were the "random mutation of cells"), with good reason. When I finally got to the bottom of the letter, I saw it was signed by 3 associate professors of biology, as well as the chair of anthropology for the school; at least 2 of the names I distinctly remember as being members of the discussion panel that took a direct part in the screening event, and I'm pretty sure at least one more of the names were on the panel, so it's not just some random nut writing in. :-D . Just thought I'd share that the movie was misrepresented and quickly fixed. Meh, more updates on the screening event, I picked up a school newspaper someone had left on the bus, and in the Letter to the Editor section, someone had written in complaining about the coverage of the event. Apparently, the original article they printed about it (which I missed) said that Olsen presented ID as a replacement theory to Darwin’s theory of evolution. The person/people writing the letter in were in a tiff over that statement (as well as the statement that said evolution and natural selection were the “random mutation of cells”), with good reason. When I finally got to the bottom of the letter, I saw it was signed by 3 associate professors of biology, as well as the chair of anthropology for the school; at least 2 of the names I distinctly remember as being members of the discussion panel that took a direct part in the screening event, and I’m pretty sure at least one more of the names were on the panel, so it’s not just some random nut writing in. :-D
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Just thought I’d share that the movie was misrepresented and quickly fixed.

]]> By: Avatar of Reason http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46529 Avatar of Reason Tue, 30 Jan 2007 23:59:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46529 @Jingles: That was very funny. Thanks! I really loved "if encountered physically, use a shotgun." @Jingles: That was very funny. Thanks! I really loved “if encountered physically, use a shotgun.”

]]> By: Jean Bart http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46499 Jean Bart Tue, 30 Jan 2007 22:44:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46499 @Jingles Yesssss! And now for a record book or something, and some volunteers to scan the entire venganza site! RAmen to you Pirates! @Jingles
Yesssss! And now for a record book or something, and some volunteers to scan the entire venganza site!
RAmen to you Pirates!

]]> By: Gnocci Man http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46470 Gnocci Man Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:15:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46470 @Jingles (Deeper and heartier laugh, sound of pasta spraying from mouth) Brilliant. Simply brilliant. @Jingles
(Deeper and heartier laugh, sound of pasta spraying from mouth)
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

]]> By: Iron gill Kidd http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46424 Iron gill Kidd Tue, 30 Jan 2007 20:12:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46424 Jingles--OMFSM. You rule. Jingles–OMFSM. You rule.

]]> By: Teddy http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46390 Teddy Tue, 30 Jan 2007 19:31:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46390 That's one for the book! ;) . Bastard, took the lime light off me ;) That’s one for the book! ;)
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Bastard, took the lime light off me ;)

]]> By: Homo narrans http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46331 Homo narrans Tue, 30 Jan 2007 16:52:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46331 fantastic work there, Jingles. fantastic work there, Jingles.

]]> By: Marc McOar http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46322 Marc McOar Tue, 30 Jan 2007 16:31:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46322 Brilliant, Jingles! Brilliant, Jingles!

]]> By: Beastly Rich http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46320 Beastly Rich Tue, 30 Jan 2007 16:23:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46320 Nice work jingles. I may add this work to the deciples archives Nice work jingles. I may add this work to the deciples archives

]]> By: Jingles http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46311 Jingles Tue, 30 Jan 2007 16:00:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46311 It's quite simple to use, really. You just browse through their comments, and check off things on the list. For example, he cannot even spell faggot, so he gets a check in the spelling category. Since he mangled our lords name without actually attacking him, he gets a half check. . As for scoring, well, its a fairly loose guide. If borderline, class as appropriate. Otherwise; 0-2: A Wit; Intelligent, reasonable, polite and respectable. High likelihood of a reasoned belief system, and serves as a credit to the human race. . 2-4: A Wit in a Fit; While they may normally be a decent poster, they are either irritated, excited, or otherwise unfocused, allowing slightly more than the occasional slip to occur. . 4-6: A Nitwit; Likely seeking attention, may not necessarily mean to irritate, but is not aware of proper forum etiquette, and so comes across badly. With patient councilling, and the occasional application of a large blunt object, subject may be cured. . 6-7: Dimwit; Not overly violent or aggressive, but is nevertheless a troll, an inbred hillbilly, or an above average-intelligence fundamentalist. They are on the absolue edge of redeemability. With extreme electroshock, elocation & deportment lessons, and substantial severe blunt-force trauma, could be upgraded to a nitwit. . 7-8: A Twit; Annoying, loud, cannot use even simple words... what we have here is the Twit. Beyond redemption, these sorry excuses for humanity can be found primarily in years 7-9 of primary/secondary education, and behind the pulpit in Pentecostal churches. Avoid if possible. If unavoidable, bring a big stick. Thankfully, due to short attention spans, these specimens will generally depart after a single post. . 8-9: The Shit; Sets out from the off to be an absolute monkey scrotum. Unable to take a hint, this is the sort of poster who will haunt a thread for as long as their attention span holds. While not a long term poster, they can clog a thread for up to an hour in severe cases. If encountered virtually, non-engagement is advised. If encountered physically, use a shotgun. . 9-9.5: Mimic; what we have here is the stereotype troll. At first glance, will appear a complete fuckwit, however, closer inspection will reveal telltale hints that this is actually an educated poster (Nitwit or better) imitating the lower-order troll lifeform. Should they get annoying, utilising their real name will likely end the display. . 10: The granddaddy of them all, the complet and utter Fuckwit; Few and far between, these few are talked about with hushed voices. Going down in forum legend, their names will be forever uttered as a byword for all things troll. Easily capable of devouring a website for weeks on end, any challenge makes them stronger, any attention makes them bolder. Be warned, for their sign is L337, their marker is spam. If encountered in multiple numbers, can murder a thread beyond salvage. This is the anti-Cheesus. Run while you still can. It’s quite simple to use, really. You just browse through their comments, and check off things on the list. For example, he cannot even spell faggot, so he gets a check in the spelling category. Since he mangled our lords name without actually attacking him, he gets a half check.
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As for scoring, well, its a fairly loose guide. If borderline, class as appropriate. Otherwise;
0-2: A Wit; Intelligent, reasonable, polite and respectable. High likelihood of a reasoned belief system, and serves as a credit to the human race.
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2-4: A Wit in a Fit; While they may normally be a decent poster, they are either irritated, excited, or otherwise unfocused, allowing slightly more than the occasional slip to occur.
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4-6: A Nitwit; Likely seeking attention, may not necessarily mean to irritate, but is not aware of proper forum etiquette, and so comes across badly. With patient councilling, and the occasional application of a large blunt object, subject may be cured.
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6-7: Dimwit; Not overly violent or aggressive, but is nevertheless a troll, an inbred hillbilly, or an above average-intelligence fundamentalist. They are on the absolue edge of redeemability. With extreme electroshock, elocation & deportment lessons, and substantial severe blunt-force trauma, could be upgraded to a nitwit.
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7-8: A Twit; Annoying, loud, cannot use even simple words… what we have here is the Twit. Beyond redemption, these sorry excuses for humanity can be found primarily in years 7-9 of primary/secondary education, and behind the pulpit in Pentecostal churches. Avoid if possible. If unavoidable, bring a big stick. Thankfully, due to short attention spans, these specimens will generally depart after a single post.
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8-9: The Shit; Sets out from the off to be an absolute monkey scrotum. Unable to take a hint, this is the sort of poster who will haunt a thread for as long as their attention span holds. While not a long term poster, they can clog a thread for up to an hour in severe cases. If encountered virtually, non-engagement is advised. If encountered physically, use a shotgun.
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9-9.5: Mimic; what we have here is the stereotype troll. At first glance, will appear a complete fuckwit, however, closer inspection will reveal telltale hints that this is actually an educated poster (Nitwit or better) imitating the lower-order troll lifeform. Should they get annoying, utilising their real name will likely end the display.
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10: The granddaddy of them all, the complet and utter Fuckwit; Few and far between, these few are talked about with hushed voices. Going down in forum legend, their names will be forever uttered as a byword for all things troll. Easily capable of devouring a website for weeks on end, any challenge makes them stronger, any attention makes them bolder. Be warned, for their sign is L337, their marker is spam. If encountered in multiple numbers, can murder a thread beyond salvage. This is the anti-Cheesus. Run while you still can.

]]> By: Navigator Spider http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46309 Navigator Spider Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:44:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/20/flock-of-dodos.htm#comment-46309 PATICK, come be honest thats Mike isn't it. How's your backside from all that God loving you were doing? did the advice about lubricant help? hope it was good for you dude. nice to see someone find their special someone - must have been "hard" (snigger) to come put to yourself... PATICK, come be honest thats Mike isn’t it. How’s your backside from all that God loving you were doing? did the advice about lubricant help? hope it was good for you dude. nice to see someone find their special someone - must have been “hard” (snigger) to come put to yourself…

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