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]]> By: nowis http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-52894 nowis Thu, 08 Feb 2007 19:20:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-52894 A prez in the US of A Thought that ID was really OK But I'll call all his tricks 'Cause the ID don't mix With the process of thinking I say A prez in the US of A
Thought that ID was really OK
But I’ll call all his tricks
‘Cause the ID don’t mix
With the process of thinking I say

]]> By: nowis http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-52889 nowis Thu, 08 Feb 2007 19:06:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-52889 There once was a school down in Dover Who said "Evolution is over" They bid science goodbye Stated: "ID's no lie!" And then suddenly IQ was lower There once was a school down in Dover
Who said “Evolution is over”
They bid science goodbye
Stated: “ID’s no lie!”
And then suddenly IQ was lower

]]> By: the pirettes http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-52793 the pirettes Thu, 08 Feb 2007 15:14:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-52793 we discovered FSM in our technology class. he is really cool and he tastes like Ragu. our friends think were weird because we worship a meal. we thought we found his holyness in an italian resurante but it was just a plain plate of spaghetti with meatballs. IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!! -the pirettes we discovered FSM
in our technology class.
he is really cool
and he tastes like Ragu.
our friends think were weird
because we worship a meal.
we thought we found his holyness
in an italian resurante
but it was just a plain plate of
spaghetti with meatballs.
IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!

-the pirettes

]]> By: Giovana http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-49586 Giovana Sun, 04 Feb 2007 17:51:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-49586 our children should not be taught in science about christian god our children
should not be taught in science
about christian god

]]> By: Brandolf http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-47101 Brandolf Wed, 31 Jan 2007 19:22:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-47101 an eyepatch is good a hook and a peg leg too we will save the world an eyepatch is good
a hook and a peg leg too
we will save the world

]]> By: cuttlefish rule http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-44222 cuttlefish rule Sat, 27 Jan 2007 00:35:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-44222 And yes, poetyr is a type of poetry. :) And yes, poetyr is a type of poetry. :)

]]> By: cuttlefish rule http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-44221 cuttlefish rule Sat, 27 Jan 2007 00:34:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-44221 Love the poetyr guys!!!!!! @Gnocci Man: Totally awesome song!! When I read it, I actually thought it'd sound pretty good as a rap. Love the poetyr guys!!!!!!

@Gnocci Man: Totally awesome song!! When I read it, I actually thought it’d sound pretty good as a rap.

]]> By: fish http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-44162 fish Fri, 26 Jan 2007 22:05:19 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-44162 believe in meatballs surrounded by spaghetti no better option believe in meatballs
surrounded by spaghetti
no better option

]]> By: Jean Bart http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-43272 Jean Bart Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:20:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-43272 They say "hell" is way out in Norway, I think it could be in your doorway, at work or at school, too hot or too cool: think nothing or think of it YOUR way! RAmen to you Pirates! They say “hell” is way out in Norway,
I think it could be in your doorway,
at work or at school,
too hot or too cool:
think nothing or think of it YOUR way!

RAmen to you Pirates!

]]> By: Alchemist http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-43175 Alchemist Wed, 24 Jan 2007 22:03:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-43175 Hahahaha. Yup, Zeus was a bit of a lad. I did CS and Latin at school but a bit rusty. I remember that Circe had a thing for pigs too! Hahahaha. Yup, Zeus was a bit of a lad. I did CS and Latin at school but a bit rusty. I remember that Circe had a thing for pigs too!

]]> By: Gnocci Man http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-43160 Gnocci Man Wed, 24 Jan 2007 21:36:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-43160 @Alchemist I'm not sure that that is a limerick, but who cares. Also, is there any chance that this might explain the whole "virgin birth" thing? In Ancient Greece women would sometimes explain "inexplicable" pregnancies with Europa and the Bull type stories (i.e.: I was walking through the market, and I saw this LOVELY pig... to which the husband/parent/etc would reply "ZEUS!"; If you aren't familiar with Greek mythology, then don't ask me to tell you about it, just do a google), and who's to say that Miss "Virgin" Mary didn't use the same slip on her husband? @Alchemist
I’m not sure that that is a limerick, but who cares. Also, is there any chance that this might explain the whole “virgin birth” thing? In Ancient Greece women would sometimes explain “inexplicable” pregnancies with Europa and the Bull type stories (i.e.: I was walking through the market, and I saw this LOVELY pig… to which the husband/parent/etc would reply “ZEUS!”; If you aren’t familiar with Greek mythology, then don’t ask me to tell you about it, just do a google), and who’s to say that Miss “Virgin” Mary didn’t use the same slip on her husband?

]]> By: Alchemist http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-43154 Alchemist Wed, 24 Jan 2007 21:14:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-43154 Hahaha. Limeric time eh? Mary had a little skirt, Split high upon one side, And everywhere that Mary went, The boys could see her thigh. Mary had another skirt, Slit, right up the front, But she never wore that one! Hahaha. Limeric time eh?

Mary had a little skirt,
Split high upon one side,
And everywhere that Mary went,
The boys could see her thigh.

Mary had another skirt,
Slit, right up the front,
But she never wore that one!

]]> By: Gnocci Man http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-43150 Gnocci Man Wed, 24 Jan 2007 21:06:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-43150 Limericks, hm? Let me give it a go... . There is a great a monster of flight, Whose pasta reigns high day and night, Bobby Henderson's letter Made us feel much better, And His meatballs and sauce are just right! . And as a post scriptum, change the "frozen" part of my earlier song to saying 'cold'. It fits in more easily with the rhyming pattern. Limericks, hm? Let me give it a go…
.
There is a great a monster of flight,
Whose pasta reigns high day and night,
Bobby Henderson’s letter
Made us feel much better,
And His meatballs and sauce are just right!
.
And as a post scriptum, change the “frozen” part of my earlier song to saying ‘cold’. It fits in more easily with the rhyming pattern.

]]> By: econgineer http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-43083 econgineer Wed, 24 Jan 2007 18:51:02 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-43083 How about a limerick... Thar once was a Pasta divine, Who refuted intelligent design. Midgets, mountains, and trees created. Freethinkers and pirates related, "Your invisible friend is weaker than mine" The meter is weak, but I like it :) How about a limerick…

Thar once was a Pasta divine,
Who refuted intelligent design.
Midgets, mountains, and trees created.
Freethinkers and pirates related,
“Your invisible friend is weaker than mine”

The meter is weak, but I like it :)

]]> By: Gnocci Man http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-42994 Gnocci Man Wed, 24 Jan 2007 14:53:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-42994 Down with religion When it poses as science Noodles to help us Down with religion
When it poses as science
Noodles to help us

]]> By: Gnocci Man http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-42645 Gnocci Man Tue, 23 Jan 2007 18:52:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-42645 I had some spare time, you can just try to imagine the tune (or make up your own): . Background chant: Yo ho ho ho, Yo ho ho ho (In a piratey sort of way) . Leader: (sorry, couldn't really piraticize his/her speech yet) It's great to be a pirate an' to sail th' seven seas, It's great to serve the FSM, and do just what we please, We all worship his noodleyness and drink volcanic beer, And fight the fundamentalists will jolly pirate cheer! . Chorus: For science! For science! We sail the ocean wide! For science! For science! And make the fundies hide! For science! For science! And drop the global temp! For science and the FSM we sail towards tax exempt! . Leader: Now you all know the story of the famous Davy Jones, His locker is the storage place of all good pirates bones, We'd really like to join them but we have a place reserved: Up in the stripper factory, and does that make us perves!? . Chorus . Leader: Perhaps you've heard some anecdotes of hate-mail on our site, It keeps us strong and has us up late laughing every night, We wonder why they think that we will burn for what we say, When they say that the place we'll burn is up in frozen Norway . Chorus . All together: For science and the FSM, We give a hearty Aaaarrrhh! RAmen . RAmen, and feel free to make any changes you like! I had some spare time, you can just try to imagine the tune (or make up your own):
.
Background chant: Yo ho ho ho, Yo ho ho ho (In a piratey sort of way)
.
Leader: (sorry, couldn’t really piraticize his/her speech yet)
It’s great to be a pirate an’ to sail th’ seven seas,
It’s great to serve the FSM, and do just what we please,
We all worship his noodleyness and drink volcanic beer,
And fight the fundamentalists will jolly pirate cheer!
.
Chorus:
For science! For science!
We sail the ocean wide!
For science! For science!
And make the fundies hide!
For science! For science!
And drop the global temp!
For science and the FSM we sail towards tax exempt!
.
Leader:
Now you all know the story of the famous Davy Jones,
His locker is the storage place of all good pirates bones,
We’d really like to join them but we have a place reserved:
Up in the stripper factory, and does that make us perves!?
.
Chorus
.
Leader:
Perhaps you’ve heard some anecdotes of hate-mail on our site,
It keeps us strong and has us up late laughing every night,
We wonder why they think that we will burn for what we say,
When they say that the place we’ll burn is up in frozen Norway
.
Chorus
.
All together:
For science and the FSM,
We give a hearty Aaaarrrhh!
RAmen
.
RAmen, and feel free to make any changes you like!

]]> By: Mooseman http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-42625 Mooseman Tue, 23 Jan 2007 17:54:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-42625 Sudsy volcanos Giant stripper factories Priates Paradise Sudsy volcanos
Giant stripper factories
Priates Paradise

]]> By: Navigator Spider http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-42621 Navigator Spider Tue, 23 Jan 2007 17:35:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-42621 back to the subject topic: . Noodliness abounds Wonderous Appendages Grog filled happiness back to the subject topic:
.
Noodliness abounds
Wonderous Appendages
Grog filled happiness

]]> By: Lefty McSinister http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-42616 Lefty McSinister Tue, 23 Jan 2007 17:12:39 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/19/fsm-haikus.htm#comment-42616 I think that i should like to be touched by appendages Noodly Arrrg! i say to you who deny it stop global warming, be a pirate! its not much, but i wanted to pay tribute :) I think that i should like to be
touched by appendages Noodly
Arrrg! i say to you who deny it
stop global warming, be a pirate!

its not much, but i wanted to pay tribute :)

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