I was bored at work today(the mortgage industry is slow) and wrote some haiku. I hope you like them.
Praise be unto You
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Creator of allStripper factories
And beer volcanoes await
In the afterlifeKeithO
*UPDATE - 1/19/2007 *Â
Here are some more Haikus, found in the comments section. Very nice.
Yes I have been touched
By His Noodley Appendage
It was a Good TouchFlying Spaghetti
Monster is the way of Life
Praised be He! RAmen.Midget, moutains, trees,
His Noodley Appendage
Has made all to be.Pirates the Chosen
Dictating the global temp
Wear your RegaliaWith His noodley
Appendage I have been touched
But not like that priestTo be a Pirate
and save the hole earth from DOOM
is great joy ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGOur Noodly master
Created the seven seas
For use by piratesAll hail His noodles
His meatball’s flavor sacred
And his sauce divinePriests Molest Children
But the Spaghetti Monster
Loves Us ProperlyNoodles in the Sky
Pirate fantasies fulfilled
Now cool down, hot world!The Pasta Monster
He grasps my with his noodles
Crap, I got scurvyA POEM:
The creator who holds us dear
did not look as what we hear.
he was not a man, or human at all
he was made of spaghetti and two meat balls.
he made us all
originally short
and it wasn’t even his last resort
Pirates are his people,
holy are they
who end every sentence with “Arrgh†as they pray.
Some might not believe,
but it is a fact,
our God was pasta
no, this isn’t an act
So lets all give
a hip hip horray
the FSM is here to stay
Priests Molest Children
But the Spaghetti Monster
Loves Us Properly
Noodles in the Sky
Pirate fantasies fulfilled
Now cool down, hot world!
These are getting pretty good.His noodliness has blessed many of us with creativity. RAmen!
@Fr. Corpus Callosum Jan 19th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
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Priests Molest Children
But the Spaghetti Monster
Loves Us Properly
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ha HA! Nice one!
RAmen
The Pasta Monster
He grasps my with his noodles
Crap, I got scurvy
@Peter Popoff
@Peter Popoff
K Dave, signed up for the FSM group, look forward to doing whatever it is that you guys do!
I might not be totally into it because I have about 8 other things that I have to juggle, but I’ll contribute when I can!!!
RAmen
May the FSM bring you an abundance of loot and may all your yurts stay warm in the winter(brr! they can get cold!)
@Gnocci Man
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Thanks!
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RAmen
Bobby, check your email man!
@Nick
Is that the same Nick I met the other night…?
I don’t know. Is it good to be the king?
Jesus Christ Loves you!
But so do his many priests…
I would start running.
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Yummy spaghetti,
Our tasty lord is made of.
So let’s eat him up!
Let us remember
To thank the creationists
They created Him
Eight hundred fifty
Thousand dollars is wrong but
Is it worth the fight?
The protozoa
has noodly appendages
they are his children
Good Poems Guys. I like the one by the Random Bad Poet (above).
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Am I too late for the poetry competition?
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Have you heard of our god?
If you haven’t that’s very odd.
I don’t think you would ever bet he
was made out of fresh Spaghet-ti.
He can move though objects like walls
Despite being made of meat balls.
If you like your pasta? - go. on! Stir!
And worship the flying spaghetti Mon-ster!
May need a bit of work. Anyone is welcome to steal my rhymes (of which I’m very proud)
@Nick
It sure is. I see your email thing made it through; I’m still waiting on a reply from the Church on an unrelated project (although I mentioned Flock of Dodos in the email).
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m Schizophrenic
And I am too!
appendages wheat,
durum semolina sweet,
Pirates, heat, rAmen.
Pirates abound when
His Noodly Appendages
encircle us all.
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Wow! I actually thought of one!^_^