God is not Noodly
Published by Bobby Henderson January 15th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 283 Comments
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Its true.. God is not noodly! However, FSM is not “God” he is the creator as God is a person in the Christian Religion.
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I think we have a potential entry for the Turner Prize here. Much more creative than the broken fluoro that won a couple of years ago.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Crap Art
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More –really really lame– hatemail! FSM be praised. (Oh, and btw, he is SO noodly.)
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Mmm, I prefer the other T-shirt designs, this one looks crappy, no style at all…
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Best. Hatemail. Evar.
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I am just so impressed, because, you know, it’s just SO original.
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Can you sue for defecation? Er’
I mean defamation… yeah that’s what I meant!
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This is not exactly what i meant when i said we needed more hate mail…
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It’s not really hatemail you now.. take a look on “religion…positive overall?” I think. There’s a link to a flickr site…
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Singe Jan 15th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Best. Hatemail. Evar.
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Ramen! Singe, Ramen!
It’s at the highest level of xtian thought process, short and to the point!
Just the way I like it!
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Is that it? Lame lame lame!
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Wench Nikkiee,
YES YES YES!
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PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Arggh!
http://www.mektek.net/j2k/temp/pluto.jpg
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Thats all the proofs I need!
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News just in: The official Fund A Mental campaign is well underway. Guess where ?
“Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics”
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28308
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“”My daughter’s schoolbooks tell her that we live in a world ruled by disorder,” said Knox Heflin, one of several dozen fundamentalists who spoke out against the teaching of the law at a Statesboro (GA) School Board hearing. “That’s a direct contradiction of what it says in the Bible, about how everything is going to get better, and we’ll all live happily up in heaven after the End Times.”"
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Funny thing here, I brought this exact question up, at MY daughters, last school board meeting, word for word! I wanted to know!
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Well, everybody had cans of soda pop, and paper wrapped straws.
They shot the paper wads at me and said… SIT DOWN PETER!
YOU’RE BEING AN ASSHOLE!!! :-(
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“”The only ‘heat death’ Jesus ever mentioned is the one that sinners will suffer for all eternity in the Lake of Fire,” said Indianola (MS) School Board president Bernice McCallum. “Now more than ever, we need to hear what the Bible has to say about our public schools’ physical-science curricula.”"
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And sometimes I worry I’m saying something, stupid? When I post here.
Not no more!
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He looks pretty Noodly to me!
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I was REEEEAAAALY hoping for some fundy to be spouting off lies about our Noodly Master. Ah well, I guess you can’t have your ramen and eat it too.
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God is definitely not noodly; however, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (who created the universe and your god as well) is quite noodly. Bless his Pasta Self!
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@That news article.
Good FSM.
Stupid people need to STOP. BREEDING.
@Hatemail.
…well, it’s more creative then usual?
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CapnSkittle
Jan 16th, 2007 at 1:26 am
@That news article.
Good FSM.
Stupid people need to STOP. BREEDING
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Capn, its the only thing they are good at.
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Erm – guys…..
This might be my fault – I linked to this from Flickr on another thread – see Jingles comment above – it is NOT hate mail – the description on the photo says it was done in response to his friend who was going to a fancy dress party as the FSM, and he had already said he was going as God, so he thought he’d do some placards – please don’t slag him off – it was just a joke!
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problem is, stupid people are mainly only attractive to other stupid people, and due to genetics, evolution and so on we end up with even more stupid people. Due to their stupidity they don’t stop breeding either. eventually we drown, in a single massive stupid biomass….
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this needs to be fought now, we need to fight back with intelligence. I’m ready to do my duty and breed with some witty, intelligent, wenches. It’ll be a hardship but i’ll sacrifice my personal feelings for the good of the planet.
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Such galantry Navigator Spider! You truely are a dedicated Pirate ;)
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@Booty Jan 16th, 2007 at 3:10 am
You’ll have to explain to him Booty.
RAmen
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i realise that my previous post was just bordering on the arrogant in assuming i’m not stupid. apologies there, shall we start with dinner (pasta and beer of course) so you can make your own mind up? (when did you last here that from a fundi?)
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@Red DutchPasta Kidd
If stupid people didn’t breed then we wouldn’t have been blessed with the humour of Bill Hicks. May FSM rest his soul with the strippers & the beer.
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There just needs to be a balance between stupid people, rational people, & people who couldn’t care less. Then we can all have a laugh at stupid people (even the stupid people themselves, since they don’t know that they’re the ones being laughed at.
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St John the Blasphemist
Saint of Interbreeding
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Oh Spider, I am already taken, and beside I have done my breeding bit – highly overrated – I’ll stick with the just having sex bit if that is OK with everybody.
Good Luck though!
Go to it Pirate! :)
@ Nikkiee – Wah! I don’t want to have to go and comment on his photo and tell him I’ve got him into trouble! Bollocks!
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OK – I fessed up – better e-mail Bobby too I guess…
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hearty laughs here. but what photo?
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I really think Prophet Bobby should get this pic of Pirate Captain Bly up on a thread. I love it :)
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/14/a-scientist-converts-evidence-of-his-children.htm
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@Thor Jan 15th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Here are your instructions:
http://thor-acle.blogspot.com
I’m looking for you!
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Wench Nikkiee Jan 16th, 2007 at 4:24 am
I really think Prophet Bobby should get this pic of Pirate Captain Bly up on a thread. I love it :)
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http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/14/a-scientist-converts-evidence-of-his-children.htm
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@Thor Jan 15th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Here are your instructions:
http://thor-acle.blogspot.com
I’m looking for you!
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The one on top of this thread spider.
Catch you all later :)
RAmen
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The “God is not Noodly” is an image from Flickr, which is an on-line photo album site.
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Arrrr!! That is a bold statement from a fool!!
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@News article featuring fundies
“Why can’t disorder decrease over time instead of everything decaying?” asked Jim Muldoon of Emporia, KS. “Is that too much to ask? This is our children’s future we’re talking about.”
Is it me, or does this guy think that repealing the law will ACTUALLY CHANGE THE UNIVERSE??? My head hurts….
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It is sad that our detractors equate or Noodly Master with “God”. Their ability to comprehend the world in which they live is terribly limited. I hope and pray and drink beer so that they will one day awake and taste the pasta and rejoice in the delicious life made possible by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Seriously how much time did you spend on that? Anyway what does he look like to you? Penne? Looks like noodles to me…
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Erm – guys…..
This might be my fault – I linked to this from Flickr on another thread – see Jingles comment above – it is NOT hate mail – the description on the photo says it was done in response to his friend who was going to a fancy dress party as the FSM, and he had already said he was going as God, so he thought he’d do some placards – please don’t slag him off – it was just a joke!
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@ Third_Eye_Patch: the onion is a satirical website, to my understanding, mate. i made that mistake first time too.
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Booty,
They can make that argument when they’re drinking their flat low quality lager and watching ugly strippers.
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@Homo narrans
Oh thank the FSM!!!
That I actually fell for it tells me something about the fundies though…
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My family would love that sign.
But, while I respect the opinion ofmy Christian oppresors, I must say that they really need to tune their skills in paint.
RAmen
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Our god (lower-case) is noodly. It is written plain and simple in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
GOD or God, the el-cheapo egocentrist Christian excuse for a name for their deity, isn’t.
Both are gods. One of them, the noodly one, has a much more imaginative name, which does not lead to confusion for when Hawking speaks of the mind of God à la pantheist…
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ah, someone tell me the great Booty isn’t infallable! Well, everone makes mistakes. Except me ;)
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HOW DARE YOU!!!!! THE WRATH OF THE PIRATE PEOPLE WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN UPON YOUR NON-NOODLY DOMEPIECE!!!!
FOOL!!!!!
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Third_eye_patch. I keep reading all this stuff about the second law of thermodynamics. Creationists stating that it’s proof god exists because, otherwise, more complex systems wouldn’t exist as the second law states that chaos is the lowest energy state for a system. Haven’t they seen the sun? That honking great fusion reactor spewing out energy!
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A professor of thermodynamics at Leeds University (for shame!!) even spouts the same BS to his students! He’s a creationist!
FSM help us!
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“A professor of thermodynamics at Leeds University (for shame!!) even spouts the same BS to his students! He’s a creationist! FSM help us!”
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He also has a colleague (at Bristol?…..name and institution escapes me at present.) who has publically supported him. They are also both members of the same evanelical sect.
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Nikkiee. WTF is going on! A chemist, thermodynamics no less. Who believes “god did it”. Is allowed to teach in a UK Uni! One with a bloody good record for chemistry as well. Hell, they’ve even got (had?) a big model of the double helix for all to see!
I’d like to see him go against Peter Atkins. In fact I’d pay to see that!
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@Nikkiee
“He also has a colleague (at Bristol?…..name and institution escapes me at present.) who has publically supported him.”
See article in the Guardian:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/letters/story/0,,1977399,00.html
It’s prof. Stuart Burgess you’re after probably.
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@Alchemist
That was what the continuing drama over at the BBC forum (4 or 5 continuation forums to be more accurate!) has all been about. Thing is that, even from stuff I learnt back in first year uni (Botany, Biochem and Chemistry), it was obvious that he and his chronies was trying to sell snake oil to the unsuspecting.
Here is an article about it on the Dawkins website.
http://richarddawkins.net/article,453,The-Only-One-in-Step,Richard-Dawkins
@Dutch Pasta Guy
Yes it was Stuart Burgess. So as Mark aptly called them, that’s Father McIntosh and Father Burgess.
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“A chemist, thermodynamics no less.”
I think he is more engineering. He doesn’t seem to have much grasp of basic physical chemistry.
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At that Guardian letters page, it’s amazing that since I read the symptoms of crankness at http://www.talkreason.org/articles/SI_Resp.cfm#gross1 I can pull a fundy-nut red flag in a split second – observe how that Professor/Tag-nut guy wastes no time comparing his friend to Newton, Gallileo…etc.. Surely someone should revoke this guys status in the same way that if I inject shit into someone, I’ll be removed from medical practice.
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Here’s the full Crackpot index in all it’s glory. The recent high scores table reads like a Who’s-Who of the Discovery Institute.
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Here’s the full Crackpot index in all it’s glory. The recent high scores table reads like a Who’s-Who of the Discovery Institute. http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/crackpot.html
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I can see the index of points you score for certain actions, but where is the high-score table?
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Don, that talk reason sight is awesome. Kudos for the link.
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@ Wench Nikkiee
Having an engineering background is no excuse for not understanding the 2nd law, the laws of thermodynamics came from engineering, they’re axiomatic.
The fact that a lecturer can’t define his system is disturbing, calling the earth a closed system when energy from the sun is powering it? Increasing entropy only applies to closed systems, with no mass or energy entering said system from the outside. The only truely closed system is the entire universe.
Azimov put it very well, http://www.stephenjaygould.org/ctrl/azimov_creationism.html
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@Storm Petrel
Thanks Storm, believe me when I tell you I understand that only too well.
What I was getting at is that he doesn’t even appear to have a rudimentary understanding of how TSLOT applies in the context of physical chemistry laws (where I studied it years back), biochemistry (enzyme kinetics) or biology (photosynthesis > conversion of solar energy into chemical energy). I also covered quite a bit of Botany in my studies. One word “Photosynthesis”.
You’re right he has no excuse! Just another creationist snake oil salesman as far as I’m concerned. What I was pointing out was that even after only one semester at university, his junk science would have been obvious to me. I noticed that a botanist pointed out the open system and photosynthesis concepts early on in one of the first BBC forums.
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Wench Nikkiee just used my account without logging in herself! She said that, not me.
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Few of us here all use the same computer for posting on this issue.
Open screen!
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Whah, CONSPIRACY!!!! Oh wait a minute, I’m not pb am I, woops.
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We set up a spare computer with a dedicated account just for forums dealing with these issues. We usually always have a few forums open in different windows at any one time. Whoever is passing (or has nothing else to do) jumps on if something takes their interest or is in their area of knowledge.
Can be a bit like rounding up cats.
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DutchPastaGuy Jan 17th, 2007 at 6:53 am
“Whah, CONSPIRACY!!!! Oh wait a minute,
hahahahaha….sorry it’s been a bit of an in house joke as far as PB goes. :)
“I’m not pb am I, woops.”
If you are, you have been doing a hell of a lot of arguing with yourself. ;)
I’d seek professional help :) :) STAT!
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Besides DutchPastaGuy you started off us off with the idea to let PBs conspiracy theory
roll when you were questioning my identity round the same time he was on about global scientist conspiracies. I thought you might have twigged there was some sort of joke running and were playing along, even though you really had no idea.
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Couldn’t say anything before. Too much fun watching him get his knickers in a knot over
imaginary people. :)
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As pb keeps referring to me as ‘Peter’ here on the FSM forum, I wonder if he even noticed that DutchPastaGuy=Peter Klaver=not Peter (as in Peter Popoff). Come on pb, I know that reading is not you strongest point, BUT ARE YOU EVEN LITERATE??!! I’m beginning to suspect he’s not. No wonder it’s taking him plenty of time (close to a month now, and counting) to get through a 16-page pdf on fossils.
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Oh I get it DutchPastaGuy, you sell mighty mighty miracle water on the side?
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Uh…no…now you are getting mixed up in the conspiracy thinking yourself. I’m not Peter Popoff am I? Wait a minute, let me walk over to the bathroom and look myself in the mirror. I’m starting to feel pretty unsure about myself now, severe acute identity crisis popping up.
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Ok, looked myself in the mirror, and yes, I thought the uncreative haircut looked awfully familiar.
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DutchPastaGuy, do you know he has been back again looking for you? Something about feathers! :) I think everyone has left the forum. I know my crowd have.
Be hard to make the appearance of a “big debate” with nobody to pretend to.
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pb
Jan 17th, 2007 at 4:07 am
http://www.venganza.org/2007/01/07/in-praise-of-an-alternate-creation-theory.htm#comment-39681
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DutchPastaGuy Jan 17th, 2007 at 7:36 am
“Uh…no…now you are getting mixed up in the conspiracy thinking yourself.”
I just sent you an email that explains everything perfectly…..or not!
hahahahaha
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@DutchPastaGuy Jan 17th, 2007 at 7:27 am
“No wonder it’s taking him plenty of time (close to a month now, and counting) to get through a 16-page pdf on fossils.”
pb has been too busy, searching through the posts at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti
Monster for “evidence” of imaginary people, to read any scientifc evidence that you have pointed him to, DutchPastaGuy. To be expected of those who are continuously trying to “scientifically” prove the existence of invisible supernatural beings. Something they are more used to spending their time on.
RAmen
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Not even wench nikkiee knows that I’m one of her identities!
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Heck! That’s let the cat out the bag!
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You are spending too much time in that cupboard Beastly! It is sending you funny in the head ;)
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It’s not a cupboard! It’s Narnia!
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How did all these fur coats suddenly turn into pine tree branches?? And what’s that lightpost up ahead??
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That’s not a lightpost, that’s a glowing neon sign outside a brothel!
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I just find it humorous that all this debate is being stirred up by a picture that looks like it was assembled by a 5-year old…or at least someone with the mentality of a 5-year old…
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@Beastly Rich Jan 17th, 2007 at 9:03 am
“Not even wench nikkiee knows that I’m one of her identities!
The spotted blue cat that lives in the big orange tree?
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@Booty Jan 17th, 2007 at 9:10 am
“You are spending too much time in that cupboard Beastly!”
Ah I see, it’s the calico cat that sits in the yellow cupboard. :)
RAmen
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But only purrs when the fat bowler spins!
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So am I the only one who has seen Beastly in his cupbaord then? ;)
He needs to get a maid you know – shall we have a whip round?
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Depends on what sort of “maid”
I hear the specialist maids get a little exxy.
I think the ones with whips are even more costly aren’t they?
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http://www.PetitionOnline.com/fsm/
this is infinitely interesting.
if we all sign it, the results won’t need to be changed by HIM.
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I don’t know.
Myspace kind of disagrees with me as a person.
I’m sure someone will sign it though.
Ramen
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I just signed.
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Ditto
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Ok, Ok!
So much pressure!
They won’t let me sell my water there, so I don’t like them.
And I know “Tom” doesn’t like me.
So without jeopardizing the petition, I used my alias, “Not Peter Popoff”.
Should help anyway,
Ramen
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@PP
Oh dear. Does anyone want to take a bet on how long it will take pb to start shouting ‘CONSPIRACY!!’ again now that one of us has stated they used a different name? I’ll take pretty steep odds on this one……anyone?
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I don’t mind pb so much.
I think pb is genuinely confused.
That is pb, isn’t being dense. pb is just very very green in terms of science.
I really think science hasn’t “clicked” with him/her yet.
I believe that pb is not beyond saving.
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He’s not genuine. He’s highly dishonest. Read the BBC blog threads or ask Nikkiee. He willfully ignores anything presented to him, repeats questions that have been answered a dozen times before, conjures up the most transparent excuses. No, not with you on that one.
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Jan 17th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
“I think pb is genuinely confused.
That is pb, isn’t being dense. pb is just very very green in terms of science.
I really think science hasn’t “clicked†with him/her yet.
I believe that pb is not beyond saving.”
You should read his posts on the other more religous forums at the BBC. One in particular reguarding theology. I’ll try and find the link. PB considers himself an expert at mind games and playacting. Everytime he gets pulled up on it he goes all “I’m just trying to learn” innocent. He’s certainly never genuinely displayed any interest in learning about the science, despite his continued insistence that is what he is about.
In the meantime good luck if you think you can save him. I’ve rarely come accross someone determinedly oblivious to other opinions.
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This is one of the other forums where I read some of his posts on:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/2007/01/faithworks_opposes_lords_prote.html#commentsanchor
His postings there were the same time he was insisting on evidence and that Darwinists were trying to convert him on the McIntish forums.
I saw his posts on all the McIntosh forums as a sales pitch to the wider readership. I think he considers himself quite a clever tactician. You need to read through all the McIntosh forums and the true picture becomes clearer. It’s that giving an appearance of the big “evolution debate” strategy they all use in one form or another. I think that is why he has been back over to try and get DutchPastaGuy to go back to keep it going.
This is my take on him after following his posts for the past month or so.
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Oh my FSM… that John Wright fellow is a saint. I would not be able to patiently argue for that long. Hell, after PB dodged post 21, I’d have just told him to go have inappropriate relations with a squirrel…
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Lets see if this works…
http://us.a2.yahoofs.com/groups/g_19424090/.HomePage/__sr_/7ad5.jpg?grMwBsFBGXCaQdHT
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It was created by Captain Noodulous Silicate.
A true artist, and devoted DFSM,
Great work Captain,
Ramen
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My mamma always said, “if you can’t say nothin’ nice don’t say nothin’ at all†but I’m afraid I’m going to have to make an exception.
As concerning that it may be that several of you actually believe that such an entity as “the Flying Spagetti Monster†does in fact exist, I find it considerably more concerning the amount of time many of you spend talking drivel about the alleged FSM and anything else that crops up.
Surely there is something more constructive you could be doing such as walking the dog, tennis or Bible studies.
Amen.
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Hi Thumper, Blahblah blahblhblahblah… so on and so on.
If you want to pick a fight here, I’m all for it!
Bring it on!
However, your weak statement has been played to death, and bores me shitless!
Got any meat on dem bones?
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ahh shit, same statement on this thread too! I invited him/her to play as well. One hit wonder Peter?
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More like a half wit wonder Alchemist.
I thought it would fight, but all it does is infects threads with copy/paste, that probably, took it half an afternoon, just to type.
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Peter – Thumper has replied on the Religion, positive thread. I don’t know about you, but I quite fancy a theological discussion tonight (g)
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Oh yeah! I’m all up for some intellectual stimulation,
Something tells me it won’t last though…
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Goodness me such venom.
@Peter Popoff.
The FSM is “irrational/get a life” statement has likely been played to death as this would appear obvious to most thinking people. My apologies if you’ve heard it all before but frankly I wasn’t here when someone with a room temperature IQ first suggested it.
What exactly are your arguements in support of the FSM entity? Please try not to repeat Mr Henderson as I have read his satirical correspondence inadvertantly sparking this nonsense.
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“What exactly are your arguements in support of the FSM entity? Please try not to repeat Mr Henderson as I have read his satirical correspondence inadvertantly sparking this nonsense.”
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…and yet, HE STILL DOESN’T GET IT!
Argghh. *Goes off to bang head on the wall*
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Hi Thumper, dang you remind me of a gerbil?
But anyway, my argument in support the FSM entity, mostly is common sense, and knowledge. There is more proof of the FSM, then their is of your guy in the sky.
We’ve even got charts! Does jesus have charts? nope! Not a one!
Something, I want to ask you though, before I go balls out, don’t worry we’ll to that.
But, what has god done for you lately?
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Oh yeah, Thumper.
If you want, I can call on my friend “Lets play Bible”, thats what he calls himself, and I’m sure he would love to discuss bible studies with you.
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Dang, I was hoping, but no.
Just another wanna be, is that you, pansy boi?
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To Thumper… The Flying Spaghetti Monster exists and that is the entire truth. Christians need nothing but faith to believe in their Jesus; so is it with Pastafarians (of course, we DO have proof of His noodly existence but the point is moot here). So there. Get a sense of humor or live a sad life indeed.
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Thumpers in general are very cute, what with their invisible homicidal maniac friend and all. Hitler only killed tens of millions, but that God guy in the bible killed everyone and their brother.
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What’s up with this type of thumper and their inappropriately large vocabularies and small, humorless minds?
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Unless this guy’s pretending to be Thumper the Bunny. Those thumpers are cute in a different way.
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@Fr Corpus Callosum
You decide which Thumper you prefer…the rabbit or the rabid fundy. Frankly Scarlet I don’t give a damn.
I take umbrage at the term “humorless”.
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HooRay for Thumper!
Amen brother you come on this site and tell these jerks.
Like it is! About time somone did that.
AMEN
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“HooRay for Thumper!
Amen brother you come on this site and tell these jerks.
Like it is! About time somone did that.
AMEN”
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Shouldn’t you be in bed already?
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To AGREED… please learn to spell and use punctuation correctly. Thank you.
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@PP-off
“Dang you remind me of a gerbil”, “dang, I was hoping”…dang, dang, diddley Pete you remind me of Ned Flanders.
Amen.
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Hey, Thumper, Bambi’s calling you to go to bed. It’s past time. You don’t want to get in trouble with Mommy Bunny.
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@Wench Beth
Ain’t that the truth. “Bambi” is waiting at home…just more proof that there is a God…unfortunately it’s not bed time here but thanks for the concern Wench Beth. What’s a nice girl like you doing believing in monsters?
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I believe in monsters ’cause there’s one under my bed right now! Help!
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Seriously, though, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is just as plausible as any other god out there (actually more so, since we have a graph as proof) and also I am concerned about global warming… that’s why I believe in the FSM and have become a pirate to help our environment. I think it’s working, too — it’s 19 F at my house right now!
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How dare you
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I can imagine Thumper singing “Me and my shadow”. AGREED: funny name for a bunny’s shadow… Oops: don’t rabbits aboard a ship bring bad luck? Aaaargh!
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You know if something like this gets you this upset perhaps you should question how much faith you truly have in your beliefs…
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You know Cttt, you’re right. If people are so threatened by the FSM that they have to resort to something like this, you have to wonder how strongly they beleive in ol’ Yahweh…
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You’re right, God is not noodly, but FSM sure is! :)
RAmen
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Very good point, CTTT and Jingles. These people obviously have doubts about their own faith or else they wouldn’t be here. Ta-da!
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@CTTT, Jingles and Wench Beth
Turn it up!…the more fervent the believer the more likely they are to go about putting their beak in other peoples business.
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Actually, it’s just the opposite… true believers are secure in their faith, while “doubting Thomases” have to seek confirmation by defending themselves needlessly. Ask any psychiatrist.
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That’s exactly correct Beth (and a thanks to CTTT for bringing it up)! Those who are true believers need no more proof that they already have. They will not try to convert others who differs in their beliefs but accept the way things flow. Human nature tends to be selfish and when usually one finds a treasure (especially one of redemption; the mortal form of the Holy Grail in quest fancy), they tend to keep it for themselves. Sure you have the Bible which tells people to share and everything but I will be damned if everyone who’s a Christian followde the Bible. In fact, here’s a little jail incarceration statistics (in America) for everyone:
http://www.adherents.com/misc/adh_prison.html
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Note that atheists aren’t the ones who are causing all the evils in this world. :)
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Also, Thumper, you’ve obviously not met a Southern Protestant. I can tell you one thing, they aren’t exactly “nice” to anyone that isn’t white or one that doesn’t bear their beliefs. Hmm…well it seems I went off on a tangent there.
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Well said, Navigator Spider!
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Jan 16th, 2007 at 3:11 am
problem is, stupid people are mainly only attractive to other stupid people, and due to genetics, evolution and so on we end up with even more stupid people. Due to their stupidity they don’t stop breeding either. eventually we drown, in a single massive stupid biomass….
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this needs to be fought now, we need to fight back with intelligence. I’m ready to do my duty and breed with some witty, intelligent, wenches. It’ll be a hardship but i’ll sacrifice my personal feelings for the good of the planet.
Also, well said, enerbrat …
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Jan 15th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
Its true.. God is not noodly! However, FSM is not “God†he is the creator as God is a person in the Christian Religion.
That’s pretty much what I would have put so instead of repeating it all … I’ll just say props!!
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Praying for those of you who have no pleasure in knowing your Lord. He will reveal himself. When he gathers his believers you will see it. If you do not believe and witness this as he says you will, please read the Bible and pray for salvation. (yes you will have a 2nd chance)
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@Praying for you all.
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Nice sentiment but… nah.
RAmen.
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Second chance – I can wait until the last minute then! Bring on the beer and strippers
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@Praying for you all Jan 23rd, 2007 at 10:06 am
“Praying for those of you who have no pleasure in knowing your Lord. “… DON’T. i did not ask to be prayed for, please keep your hands of my consciousness. Perhaps you would appreciate it if i offer to “think for you” since you obviously are unable to do it for yourself.
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“He will reveal himself. When he gathers his believers you will see it. If you do not believe and witness this as he says you will, please read the Bible and pray for salvation. (yes you will have a 2nd chance)”. how can i possibly witness something that has not, does not and on balance of probability will not happen? I’ve tried reading the bible (also the Koran, Torah and various other collections of fairy tales) and it’s a collection of nonsensical rubbish that is taken as allegory or literal truth depending on your degree of delusion. Maybe we should suggest reading Darwin, Newton, Freud, Hawkins or Dawkins. They make sense, they have theories deduced from evidence. Some have charts and diagrams! so back up off my theological existence and try reading instead of condenming….
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Praise be! I can stop praying for my salvation. Here I was, sitting and eating a ham sandwich on wheat toast, and when I looked down there was Jesus’ face on the piece of toast! There was a second chance, you were right. Unfortunately, I was really hungry and Jesus’ face is no more. But, I do feel saved!
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All this theological disputation and jabbing reminds me of an ancient joke in which a masochist says “Please, hurt me!” to a sadist, and the sadist replies: “No! I won’t!” Why not let the Bible humpers …er, thumpers…threaten us with damnation (for ignoring used-car sales Ploy #3: “LAST CHANCE!”????) and spend time discussing the best ways to sell the Noodly Message, which is, after all, worthwhile: tolerance, laughter, and objectivity. Not to mention the eventual rewards of Noodly Living. Will it be OK if I ask in my will to be laid to rest in full pirate regalia????
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsIkQT86W-w
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@Pope Murgatroyd
Yes but it not just the Bible humpers…er Thumpers…God seems rather clear on the issue of idolatry…and if I may quote God…
Deutteronomy 4 verses 15-19
“Even if your brother or your son or your daughter or the wife that you love or your closest friend or your lingerie model girl friend may secretly encourage you to worship other gods…kill him [or her] Be the first to stone him, and let everyone else stone him to”.
It would seem that God is the jealous type and with the whole omnipotence thing going on he’s bound to make my super ex girlfriend look like Bambi.
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That’s “My Super Ex Girlfriend” as in the film…
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@Startibartfast: Many thanks – and your point relative to idolatry is well taken. The business about killing idolaters is a little bit diluted in my Bible – the wussy and no-doubt commie-inspired RSV – but we can probably afford not to be distracted. As idols go, the FSM’s heart is in the right place, at least. I’d propose that Christians check out Lamborghinis (sp?), lingerie and its wearers of both sexes, American Idols, Archbishops fond of their will and evangelists fond of their TV income, movie stars, politicians of the right and left…. the reader is invited to finish the list. As Yahweh evolved from the God of everything in the immediate vicinity of the Dead Sea to everything in the immediate vicinity of California and Kansas, I had thought he’d gotten a little less jealous. Truly, sincere pologies to one and all – I can’t take by own advice, LOFLMAO.
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Slartibartfast Jan 23rd, 2007 at 5:23 pm
That’s “My Super Ex Girlfriend†as in the film…”
Thats right. She is a langaler model.
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@Pope Murgatroyd
I would suggest that you get rid of that “pinko” version of the word of God and get one with a bit more “Tarantino” in it.
Nevertheless your response is both poignant and thought provoking…indeed the list of idolaters is long and distinguished. I’m off to gather up as many stones as I can find and cast them with vigor at any who will not join me in throwing stones until arrested.
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We are up to 6.
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6 what?
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i pray to the flying spaghetti monster that you become impotent
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I want to explain something to everyone. “The Onion” is a satire newspaper. They don’t mean anything that they say. There’s no reason to worry for the sake of the second law of thermodynamics. The people who wrote that were just trying to make fun of fundies themselves.
-Avatar of Reason
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@Navigator Spider Jan 24 at 10.48am
That’s just my groupie…the other Thumper.
I changed my names several times yesterday to see if it was just me he was following…it was and apparently he was counting my name changes…very flattering I guess but it does bring to mind Proverbs 22-15…”Children just naturally do silly, careless things, but a good spanking will teach them how to behave.”…it’s all there in the good book.
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“Praying for those of you who have no pleasure in knowing your Lord. “ (Whaa! Fundie!) Which Lord, though? Really, be specific! Are you talking about Christ or Allah or Zeus? (Somehow I doubt you’re talking about MY Lord, but that’s what you get for doing the whole ‘blind faith’ thing, eh?)
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Although I suppose you could be talking about the all-mighty FSM…in which case you really don’t have to worry because everyone here is well aware of him!
(Is it me, or does ‘having pleasure in knowing your lord’ sound a tad….er….sexual? 0o)
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No, of course God is not noodly.
God is something invented by a bunch of Israelites a couple thousand or so years ago, because they were (gasp!) desperate for a reason for the meaningless mess that is reality.
Sadly, their reason is a badly-disguised excuse to kill people.
You gotta hand it to Pastafarians, their religion has never been used as an excuse to murder, and for that I salute it.
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Just wanted to follow Avatar’s comments up with two sidelights, one somber and one a perhaps humorous challenge. The somber one is that it was Ludwig Boltzmann who quantified – in elegantly simple terms – a system’s entropy in terms of the probability of its thermodynamic state. You can see that formula above Boltzmann’s bust at the tomb where he was eventually buried after killing himself. The challenge is to find humorous, but more or less acceptable restatements of the Second Law. My personal favorite, which is: “You can’t shove horseshit up a horse’s ass and get hay out its mouth.” seems – somehow – appropros of un-noodled fundies….
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Here Are Some Facts Saying Your Religion Is The Stupidest And Unlogical
its not a religion
the fact its based on a website proves that
the fact that you think intellect exists where there is none proves that
the fact that someone would consider such a mockery of themselves funny
the fact that such an insult isnt tolerable in any culture
and that nobody in their right mind gives a shit about it
so stfu up about the flying spaghetti monster becuase some italian dude invented spaghetti long after humanity came to be
So how in the fuck can spaghetti create the earth and its inhabitants????can somebody explain????
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I can see why he obviously does not beleive intellect exsists as he doesn’t have any.
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@Rodger the cabin boy
Interesting how you perceive intellect when you cannot even spell correctly.
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Zero…yep, that pretty much describes your value to society. get a clue already.
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Ofcourse He is noodly! How else would he hold you down? He has to push you down to the earth, othervise you would drift away in space!!! He has surely thought of everything!
Such ignorace..
At least some of us are Touched…
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@Intellect
I’m dyslexic fuck you.
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Jeez, guys, be nice!
“Good is better than Evil, mainly because it’s nicer….”
— Mammy Yokum —
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@Rodger the cabin boy
I bet it is more like you are just a ‘tard who cannot spell correctly. You talk a good talk when i can understand what you are writing. Maybe you can visit various other sites, cut and paste the words you want to articulate.
Kind of the way you cut words out of newspapers and paste them with your Elmer’s glue into paragraphs describing your “stalkee’s” how much you enjoy pretending the Playgirl model on page 65 looks just like him. Ashame you cannot peel that page apart anymore huh?
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@Zero. “Here Are Some Facts Saying Your Religion Is The Stupidest And Unlogical its not a religion”
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What’s with the capitalisation? Is it the title of a book? Aaargh, I hate the word unlogical. For me, please use illogical, it’s so much nicer and doesn’t remind me of a medical specialty. Thanks.
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“So how in the fuck can spaghetti create the earth and its inhabitants????can somebody explain????”
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You cannot understand that until you have been baptised in the holy sauce :)
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@Intellect You are the all perfect one? You’ve never made a typo? You play with yourself while looking at playgirl? You need a life friend! Try God.
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@Intellect, Roger, Zero, Thumper
On various sides of a pointless argument. This is kind of deja vu because the formative stages of all silly religions (and ALL religions are silly…) seem to guarantee human posturing and backstabbing at its worst….*I* kinda like the FSM Church because its creative silliness is such a refreshing counterpoint to the stolid, relentless, humorless, self-righteous, oblivious stupidity of established Christianity and its moronic spear-bearers. And, REMEMBER, Bobby’s original point was simply to stand up to the pygmy component of the Kansas “Education” Board. This particular thread has come to an especially pathetic, whimpering, disheartening, and irrelevant end. I’m gonna turn in my funny-looking hat and be somebody else in another one. The Wenches – far and away the most interesting contributors and destined to be Transcendent Strippers in the Noodly Beyond – have abandoned this long since, anyway. And if you wanna blow me off, go ahead, but try something cleverer than “fuck you” and forget about criticizing my grammar, spelling, and punctuation as well.
Ramen. Aaaaaarrrr. Blow me down.
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his compassionate pesto spreads mercifully upon the unknowing lambs.
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Yo Ted. How’s it hanging?
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Don’t you mean “when am I hanging”?
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Hahahaha! The mob at your door eh?
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@Zero
How many times are you going to paste and copy that comment?
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Sorry zero, I’d explain, but it would zoom over your head. So I won’t bother.
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Do you think Ted used condoms for his extra marital trysts? Did he choose to ignore some parts of the version of scripture he preached (gay sex/adultery) but adhere to others such as no condoms?
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Jon. I think that Ted did what most fundamentalists, of any religion, do. Followed the bits he liked and re-interpreted the bits he didn’t.
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My guess is that Ted is a bottom. So, I hope the boys he was with used condoms, although trying to picture all of this really gives me the willies.
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Curses upon the creator of this image.
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Marc McOar Jan 27th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
My guess is that Ted is a bottom. So, I hope the boys he was with used condoms, although trying to picture all of this really gives me the willies.”
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EUUU Marc, EEEUUUUUU.
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yum noodles , better than a stale cracher dumb ass cristians
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Prove it and maybe I’ll give you some points.
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ok, i have to admit, im knew to the site, i only heard of it through my science teacher, when we stared out unit on evolution, and a friend in my class emailed me the site. qutie frankly, i dont necessarily believe this, btu that doesnt give me the right to trash your religoin like some of these other people have been doing, and it doesnt give me the right to say youre crazy! i think the people leaving such cruel comments are jsut insecure, because they donte really believe they believe what they believe, if you get my drift. so anyway, hi to all the FSM fans, and i appologize for all of the rest of the worlds insecuries.
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Hi COTI. What don’t you believe? That a flying spaghetti monster made the universe or the meaning behind the site?
Anyway, welcome to insania, bring a beer! If you’re not allowed to buy one yet, lie and tell them you’re over 21 :)
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btw, child_of_the_internet, i should warn you upfront that this is a satirical religion. while we act as though FSMism were genuine for the sake of authenticity, there is no pastafarian here who genuinely believe in a creator who takes the form of a mass of noodles.
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sorry everyone, but lately it seems like a number of otherwise decent individuals are believing this is a serious religious (read: crackpot supernatural) belief system here.
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@ Homo narrans. RAmen to that! ;)
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Takes away my troubles, takes away my pains…
And now you’re trying to say it isn’t real???
WTF! You should be ashamed of yourselves!
Ramen
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@Lolli Popoff
What ever happened to Captain Pete of the Good Ship Lollipop?
RAmen
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Homo, whilst i admire your integrity on passing on the information, i actually quite like the fact that people have to get off of their arse and read around a bit before they get the whole picture. i am inclined to think that anyone who can’t figure this all out for themselves a) should have asked their parents permission before using the net and b) is better off believing this than some of the other rubbish out there!
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But what if their parents are mental fundies and that’s why the kids start hurling abuse at us? There’s no chance of them converting, and th parents would most likely just encourage them
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But what if their parents are mental fundies and that’s why the kids start hurling abuse at us? There’s no chance of them converting, and the parents would most likely just encourage them
(sorry if this comes up twice)
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Damn, thought I’d stopped it
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Navigator Spider, Ramen Navigator Spider.
I’ve said the very same thing myself, and I firmly believe it to!
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Pixely dude, hope you don’t mind if I still call you that? Old habits die hard ya know.
Anyway, “Captain Pete of the Good Ship Lollipop”.
Is reserved for you, big fella!
If it were a perfect world, we’d all be Lollipops!
Ramen
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you have a valid point there, NavSpider. i was just getting sick of the seemingly large numbers of people who have been failing to understand the point as of late.
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all you critch’s (christian bitches) need to shut up!The flying spaghetti monster is god!!
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@NavSpider: A beacon of common sense.
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I thought the letter (you know, what this site is about) made it insanely clear that this is a protest and not a religion. So, I support Homo’s comment because, if we don’t tell them here, they just ain’t going to get it. Now, just thought I would share to nuggets with Y’all. The first is a nugget of shit. Me thinks we may need to start baiting this shit. Could be funny. Although… It might not. I want opinions first, (anonymously tell them about some sick cult the FSM…)
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http://objectiveministries.org
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http://www.waroneaster.org
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you know, i think baiting objectiveministries would certainly be fun…i’d love to hear those lunatics actually try to debate with us.
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@Teddy Jan 31st, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Teddy, go to Objective Ministries and sign the guest prayer book. Also check out the Reverend/minister of Demonology.
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I just took a peek into the objectiveministries thing, and went away from it pretty soon: why have those fundie sites have to be so ugly? And I’m even not mentioning the contents! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Venganza can’t be beat (neither can FSM).
RAmen to you Pirates!
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objectiveministries isn’t a fuddy site, it’s a parody. It had me going at first too.
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it’s a parody? thank FSM for that. for a moment i thought that demonology guy was serious!
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@Beastly Rich “objectiveministries isn’t a fuddy site, it’s a parody. It had me going at first too.”
Oooooh, then I’ll take a second look. Still don’t like the look of it…
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Please sign the guest prayer book :)
And check out some of the comments in it… most aren’t flatering!
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@Beastly Rich “objectiveministries isn’t a fuddy site, it’s a parody. It had me going at first too.â€
Mmmm, still not convinced, not attractive at all. But hey, that’s a matter of taste. I find the texts suffering quite a lot from logorrea, and here, at venganza, you can get the idea a lot quicker. But maybe that’s because English is not my original language…
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@Jean Bart
No, it’s not just your language, Objective Ministries is meant to fool people. I have to admit if I wasn’t told what it was, I’d never have seen through it…
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Objectiveministries really is a parody. Jean – it had me too the first time.
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Check out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBJECTIVE:_Ministries
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Rice Noodle. Wench Nikkiee (come back you Aussie Temptress!) told me that a few real fundies have been suckered by that site. Some of the prayer book signatures are probably real sentiments!
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“a few real fundies have been suckered by that site.”
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doesn’t surprise me. given the amount of hatred and vitriol we’ve received here, that site is probably right in line with some genuine fundie attitudes.
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Well, after a good go at Unreal, to remove the need for doing damage (life is sacred, but even I have limits), I come here to find it’s a parody. Thank noodles for that. I wouldn’t have actually slept tonight with that place on my mind.
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Knowing that people out there are like that still worries me, but at least I haven’t just met a whole site on it. So, deep down in my mind, they don’t really exist, it’s just stories….
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For a short bit I thought it _might_, but I were suckered, I never thought that it was. Think I’m gonna bait them all the more now. Who’s up for some good ol’ FSM v XTreme Parody?
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Teddy …”Knowing that people out there are like that still worries me,”
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Scares the shit out of me!
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@Alchemist Jan 31st, 2007 at 4:25 pm
“Some of the prayer book signatures are probably real sentiments!”
You should read the guestbook hate comments from some of the atheists and evolutionaries!
Hahaha
BTW I noticed (I think it was page 119 of the guest book entries) a comment from a Pastafarian in the guest book ;)
RAmen
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Alchemist
Huummm Alchemist.
Where have I heard that voice before… hahahahahaa
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i like henderob, look he’s learnt how to draw with a computer. i think he wants to join us (come on resistance is futile…)
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New game..
Dress up Lambuel! We need some suppository (erm, repository) to put pictures of dressed up Lambuel. Sorry, I know, I’m obsessed.
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@Alchemist
Would it be wrong to kill people like that? I don’t like being scared. :,(
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Teddy. Don’t like the idea of killing people but, as long as you don’t leave anything for forensics, I don’t see any harm in it ;)
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You wanna see scary, check out that ‘god hates fags’ site Alchemist posted on another thread! Frightning site, and it’s no parody. (Thought it was, at first, that’s how bad it is.)
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Gurru – Henderob’s the webmaster. Not the poster!
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Gill. It wasn’t me that found it. I just reposted the link. Can’t remember who first posted it, could have been Peter (lolli).
It’s unbelievable though. They have more issues to deal with than a philosophy text.
Why do people like that exist?
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Oh, whoops. My bad, haha, coulda sworn it was you.
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Because the world is a very mean place sometimes.
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Everyone percieves God in a different way, because we have no means to truly know what he/she/it looks like.
You may percieve God as a man or a woman or even an animal.
So why can others not believe he’s a giant pasta ball.
In christian eyes Jesus(a 200 year old carpenter) is their savior.
Is that really that much more normal that a flying spaghetti ball.
Leave these people alone, I don’t go to your religious site and say what your God is or isn’t.
RAmen
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Random question inquiring minds (mainly my own) want to know.
What is the FSM’s stance on Harry Potter and other such works that “promote” wizardry. I just found out that HP7 come out 7/21/07, and I’m very excited, but I wish to know if being a Pirate allows such readings…..
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I forgot a question mark.
ew.
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Tiffy-o Feb 2nd, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Random question inquiring minds (mainly my own) want to know.
What is the FSM’s stance on Harry Potter and other such works that “promote†wizardry. I just found out that HP7 come out 7/21/07, and I’m very excited, but I wish to know if being a Pirate allows such readings…..
:)
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As long as it doesn’t hurt others, FSM says go for it!
Ramen
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One of the really cool things about being a newer religion is the fact that your classic art is still copyrighted. Way to go!
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i will not stand with such crap it is realy stupid
Its americans
Jesus is spittin in his grave
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hell no
it is sick
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Jesus spit? Ewwuu.
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holy dood Feb 4th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
i will not stand with such crap it is realy stupid
Its americans
Jesus is spittin in his grave
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Holy shit!!! DOOOODDDD!
Which grave be he spittin’ in??????
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So jesus is spitting in his grave because americans are stupid? I got that right?
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holy dood Feb 4th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
i will not stand with such crap it is realy stupid
Its americans
Jesus is spittin in his grave
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Allow me to interpret…
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Hello, My name is DoDo fart face.
I love Americans, I spit in jesus grave,
I wish I could articulate, but I’m only nine years old,
and I don’t even know that word yet.
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I seem to recall that Jesus went to heaven and therefore is graveness.
(note: I am not Christan just putting out the pseudoscience.)
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holy dood. You sound familiar :)
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ah, but he very well could be.
have you ever MET god?
do you have pictures?
(i could just as easily prove that he IS noodly.)
based on whatever proof you might have,
(coughcoughnonecoughcough)
you cant prove that he isnt.
or that he is.
no one knows for sure.
so let us have our fun.
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Maybe he means ’spinning’?
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After what they’ve done in his name they probably call him ‘pinwheel Jesus’
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Hahaha. Bill you ever heard the “Jesus can’t play rugby” song
http://www.tcnj.edu/~cook8/Jesus.html
It might be a bit English but I like it :)
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all of you guys who dept this relion is all haters i love this relion it give life a propose keep on bringing new ideas that you are the profet of this relions so i what to hear more and more.
and let the flying noddles
be with you
bobby
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@bobby
I don’t understand. I’m a bit slow tonight. Need some help. Could you say it again in a different way, without the parody, if there is parody? That’s how bad my non-understanding is, I don’t even know if it’s parody. Also, I could never read lil abner and make sense of it. I know I was supposed to read that stuff and hear what it sounded like, but that’s not one of my skills. So spelling would count to help my understanding.
Sorry. I don’t want to be a jerk but
Could you restate it?
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@ Bill,
I’m not sure English is bobbys first language.
But I think he’s saying he likes the site.
And he wants us to throw noodles at each other!
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Welcome bobby,
May you be forever touched,
Ramen
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Another theory would be that Bobby is not old enough to spell well or form complete sentences yet.
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@ Lolli & Marc
I wasn’t trying to be sarcastic. Just trying to find the most kindest way to say that I didn’t understand what he was saying and why I didn’t understand it. If you guys welcome him then I do.
Welcome Bobby! I guess I get the drift.
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Marc McOar Feb 8th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Another theory would be that Bobby is not old enough to spell well or form complete sentences yet.
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Yeah, I didn’t want to say that. heh heh,
Sounded like a foreigner to me though,
He didn’t say… FFFFUCCKKK UUU OARS HAHAHA
Like most the kids do.
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Haha it’s a little kid! Apparently he doesn’t like the fundies, ooh, that’s a negative for him!
@bobby
u ar so cool can we bee frens?
Aw, I’m horrible.
RAmen
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Pixely dude!
Whoring yourself out already?
After just one post?
Oh, your favorite chump is on another thread.
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Well, I think it’s cute. Little pirates are always welcome. Arrrrrhh!
(yooohoo, parents, do you know where your kids are today on the net?)
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I think little kids are great. They smell funny and pick their noses excessively, not to mention that they’re complete freaks. But besides that, give ‘em a few years and they’ll be fine.
Look how I turned out, I can’t even drive! yet…
RAmen
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@Lolli
Hey man, the wench action has been down recently and if priests can “compell” the little tikes then so can I!
The power of Christ compells you!
RAmen
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Pixel Pop Feb 8th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
@Lolli
Hey man, the wench action has been down recently and if priests can “compell†the little tikes then so can I!
The power of Christ compells you!
RAmen
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Euuu Pixely dude.
A good many priests are celibate ya know.
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I’ve always had a problem with the close your eyes and open your mouth bit with priests!
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UGA tell us more.
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Hello Marc. I see that your tolerence is, as always, unilateral. If my previous comments did come over as slightly intolerent and supercillious then I apologize. They were not intended in that way. Yours?
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@BC I can imagine :) hahaha
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UGA. No person is ever perfect. The damage the Catholic Priesthood has caused causes all of us pain. I am sorry if my comments have caused you undue suffering
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Welcome Lycan. Are you going to stay a while?
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Alchemist Feb 8th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Welcome Lycan. Are you going to stay a while?
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Lets hope not.
I hate people that hate themselves,
they smell funny.
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I am slowly coming to believe in the FSM but I must take issue with the word used frequently by your adherents “Noodly”. Noodly is NOT a word. I just tried looking it up in my Funk & Wagnalls & guess what? No such word! Besides spaghetti is a type of pasta and noodles are, well, different. Perhaps we should refer to his appendages as pasta-like or linguine-like. We must use the utmost respect when referring to HIM or any of HIS parts. Agree??
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@SLD
I must take issue with some of the arguments on your post. Perhaps Noodly was not a word before the Prophet Bobby saw the FSM in a dream. But the English language lends itself easily to innovation. New words are constantly being added to the dictionary. Hopefully if we use Noodly enough, it will get added. Also, even allowing that pasta and noodles are not identical, all we are saying is that his appendages are noodly – that is, noodle-like. Saying they are pasta-like belies the fact they are indeed pasta, and linguini, well…I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear that part.
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God is not Noodly. God does not exist. The FSM does. The FSM is noodly. Ha, what do you say to THAT!
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Josh,
I do believe in the development and evolution of language but the question here is: Is He noodly or is He pasta-ly. I don’t think we should using contractions of noodle to describe Him or His appendenges. Have you ever heard of anyone having noodles & meatballs? Or noodles & meat sauce? Of course not. That would be utterly ridiculous! It’s spaghetti & meatballs or spaghetti & meat sauce. I vote for vermicelli-ly apendage. Yes, “Touched By HIS Vermicelli-ly Apendage”. I like the sound of that.
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I’m a very pastaly person!
I like it!
Ramen
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How about spaghetty? Or spaghettily? Or spaghettoid? Spaghettish? Open for suggestion.
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The FSM loves you Feb 16th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
How about spaghetty? Or spaghettily? Or spaghettoid? Spaghettish? Open for suggestion.
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That is a very Spaghettish question!
I like that too, Also!
Ramen
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I don’t think He minds us saying Noodly. As long as we are pirates and wenches. He is a pretty laid-back deity, unlike some others I could mention. And it just sounds better.
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You know, I think even linguinish would do. You know, I think the FSM is cool with any type of pasta.
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Does anyone know if there are people who devote their entire lives to FSM, living in a cloistered community? I was thinking it might be nice to do that myself. If so, where are the monasteries? I have been told that I have a monkish grin ( or was it monkeyish?), so maybe this is my calling. If there is such a place does anyone know how much it pays? Any fringe benefits? Or does it just cover room & board? Would it help getting accepted if I became a pirate or a midgit? How long does one have to be a Pastafarian before he/she can be considered for admission? Does one have to have the right Motive? Or can I just go and live there to avoid holding down a real job & supporting myself? Or are all these answers in the Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster? If so I’ll just buy a copy & read it. May the Power & Grace of the FSM be with you all.
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SunlakeDude,
I did hear about this group of homeless people in NY city.
Who have built an entire neighborhood out of empty Ragu sauce cartons.
They were offered shelter by some charity, but declined saying they felt spaghettilicous where they were.
I’m not sure if that’s some sort of Spaghettistory they have there.
But it might be.
Ramen
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acutally, it could be noodley
yum
RAmen
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YES HE IS! XD
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Not to encourage the land lubbers, but this is the best hatemail I’ve seen! Arrgh!
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dudes.. this is absolutw bullshit.. i mean COME ON!! come to your senses.
HE IS NOODLY!! who ever decieves that will perish in the depths of noodlyness-ness
RAMEN!!
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z0mg! blasphemy!!11
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is noodly almost by definition.
RAmen.
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I’ve just worked out a new proof the God exists and is the flying spaghetti monster.
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If God can do everything, it must be possible for him to make the ultimate creator the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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However the flying spaghetti monster is too powerful to be created and therefore God can not create him unless God himself is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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QED.
God exists and is the FSM.
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RAmen
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if you dont know what your god looks like couldnt he technically look like spaghetti?
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ALL OF YOU ARE BIBLE HUMPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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@shenqua
I think you’ll find that most here prefer various varieties of deserts or rump.
Hmm…maybe a few, the occasional sheep or giraffe. Oh pineapples too. :)
Haven’t really heard of any Pastafarians humping bibles yet. Not saying it hasn’t happened. None of my business really. :)
However I do believe the bible humping thing is left up to the fund a mentals. :))
RAmen
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Oh shenqua….forgot to mention *whispers*….”your caps lock is in the on position.”
RAmen
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excuse me, i very much respect your ideas, views and beliefs, but how do you know that “god is not noodly”?! huh?
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uber lame
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they’re just jealous because we know what our gods look like. i wonder if this wizard of microsoft paint has ever considered looking up hinduism.
that would keep him busy pointing out to millions of people the flaws in a few thousand of their gods.
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Thread Revival!
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Yeah, let’s keep them alive!
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SunlakeDude Feb 16th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Does anyone know if there are people who devote their entire lives to FSM, living in a cloistered community? I was thinking it might be nice to do that myself. If so, where are the monasteries? I have been told that I have a monkish grin ( or was it monkeyish?), so maybe this is my calling. If there is such a place does anyone know how much it pays? Any fringe benefits? Or does it just cover room & board? Would it help getting accepted if I became a pirate or a midgit? How long does one have to be a Pastafarian before he/she can be considered for admission? Does one have to have the right Motive? Or can I just go and live there to avoid holding down a real job & supporting myself? Or are all these answers in the Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster? If so I’ll just buy a copy & read it. May the Power & Grace of the FSM be with you all.
I know those places exist. there are lots of them in the world, they are called bar’s/taverns/inns/whatever. and there’s lots of GROG!!!. and if you’re lucky they got spaghetti
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ya! What ever you said!
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Any nuts?
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Lots of nuts Stan!
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I hate those A-noodlyists. They think they know everything!
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u r DICKLESS!!!
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