God is not Noodly
Published by Bobby Henderson January 15th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 283 Comments
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Well, after a good go at Unreal, to remove the need for doing damage (life is sacred, but even I have limits), I come here to find it’s a parody. Thank noodles for that. I wouldn’t have actually slept tonight with that place on my mind.
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Knowing that people out there are like that still worries me, but at least I haven’t just met a whole site on it. So, deep down in my mind, they don’t really exist, it’s just stories….
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For a short bit I thought it _might_, but I were suckered, I never thought that it was. Think I’m gonna bait them all the more now. Who’s up for some good ol’ FSM v XTreme Parody?
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Teddy …”Knowing that people out there are like that still worries me,”
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Scares the shit out of me!
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@Alchemist Jan 31st, 2007 at 4:25 pm
“Some of the prayer book signatures are probably real sentiments!”
You should read the guestbook hate comments from some of the atheists and evolutionaries!
Hahaha
BTW I noticed (I think it was page 119 of the guest book entries) a comment from a Pastafarian in the guest book ;)
RAmen
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Alchemist
Huummm Alchemist.
Where have I heard that voice before… hahahahahaa
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i like henderob, look he’s learnt how to draw with a computer. i think he wants to join us (come on resistance is futile…)
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New game..
Dress up Lambuel! We need some suppository (erm, repository) to put pictures of dressed up Lambuel. Sorry, I know, I’m obsessed.
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@Alchemist
Would it be wrong to kill people like that? I don’t like being scared. :,(
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Teddy. Don’t like the idea of killing people but, as long as you don’t leave anything for forensics, I don’t see any harm in it ;)
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You wanna see scary, check out that ‘god hates fags’ site Alchemist posted on another thread! Frightning site, and it’s no parody. (Thought it was, at first, that’s how bad it is.)
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Gurru – Henderob’s the webmaster. Not the poster!
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Gill. It wasn’t me that found it. I just reposted the link. Can’t remember who first posted it, could have been Peter (lolli).
It’s unbelievable though. They have more issues to deal with than a philosophy text.
Why do people like that exist?
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Oh, whoops. My bad, haha, coulda sworn it was you.
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Because the world is a very mean place sometimes.
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Everyone percieves God in a different way, because we have no means to truly know what he/she/it looks like.
You may percieve God as a man or a woman or even an animal.
So why can others not believe he’s a giant pasta ball.
In christian eyes Jesus(a 200 year old carpenter) is their savior.
Is that really that much more normal that a flying spaghetti ball.
Leave these people alone, I don’t go to your religious site and say what your God is or isn’t.
RAmen
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Random question inquiring minds (mainly my own) want to know.
What is the FSM’s stance on Harry Potter and other such works that “promote” wizardry. I just found out that HP7 come out 7/21/07, and I’m very excited, but I wish to know if being a Pirate allows such readings…..
:)
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I forgot a question mark.
ew.
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Tiffy-o Feb 2nd, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Random question inquiring minds (mainly my own) want to know.
What is the FSM’s stance on Harry Potter and other such works that “promote†wizardry. I just found out that HP7 come out 7/21/07, and I’m very excited, but I wish to know if being a Pirate allows such readings…..
:)
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As long as it doesn’t hurt others, FSM says go for it!
Ramen
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One of the really cool things about being a newer religion is the fact that your classic art is still copyrighted. Way to go!
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i will not stand with such crap it is realy stupid
Its americans
Jesus is spittin in his grave
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hell no
it is sick
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Jesus spit? Ewwuu.
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holy dood Feb 4th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
i will not stand with such crap it is realy stupid
Its americans
Jesus is spittin in his grave
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Holy shit!!! DOOOODDDD!
Which grave be he spittin’ in??????
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So jesus is spitting in his grave because americans are stupid? I got that right?
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holy dood Feb 4th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
i will not stand with such crap it is realy stupid
Its americans
Jesus is spittin in his grave
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Allow me to interpret…
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Hello, My name is DoDo fart face.
I love Americans, I spit in jesus grave,
I wish I could articulate, but I’m only nine years old,
and I don’t even know that word yet.
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I seem to recall that Jesus went to heaven and therefore is graveness.
(note: I am not Christan just putting out the pseudoscience.)
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holy dood. You sound familiar :)
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ah, but he very well could be.
have you ever MET god?
do you have pictures?
(i could just as easily prove that he IS noodly.)
based on whatever proof you might have,
(coughcoughnonecoughcough)
you cant prove that he isnt.
or that he is.
no one knows for sure.
so let us have our fun.
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Maybe he means ’spinning’?
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After what they’ve done in his name they probably call him ‘pinwheel Jesus’
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Hahaha. Bill you ever heard the “Jesus can’t play rugby” song
http://www.tcnj.edu/~cook8/Jesus.html
It might be a bit English but I like it :)
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all of you guys who dept this relion is all haters i love this relion it give life a propose keep on bringing new ideas that you are the profet of this relions so i what to hear more and more.
and let the flying noddles
be with you
bobby
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@bobby
I don’t understand. I’m a bit slow tonight. Need some help. Could you say it again in a different way, without the parody, if there is parody? That’s how bad my non-understanding is, I don’t even know if it’s parody. Also, I could never read lil abner and make sense of it. I know I was supposed to read that stuff and hear what it sounded like, but that’s not one of my skills. So spelling would count to help my understanding.
Sorry. I don’t want to be a jerk but
Could you restate it?
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@ Bill,
I’m not sure English is bobbys first language.
But I think he’s saying he likes the site.
And he wants us to throw noodles at each other!
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Welcome bobby,
May you be forever touched,
Ramen
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Another theory would be that Bobby is not old enough to spell well or form complete sentences yet.
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@ Lolli & Marc
I wasn’t trying to be sarcastic. Just trying to find the most kindest way to say that I didn’t understand what he was saying and why I didn’t understand it. If you guys welcome him then I do.
Welcome Bobby! I guess I get the drift.
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Marc McOar Feb 8th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Another theory would be that Bobby is not old enough to spell well or form complete sentences yet.
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Yeah, I didn’t want to say that. heh heh,
Sounded like a foreigner to me though,
He didn’t say… FFFFUCCKKK UUU OARS HAHAHA
Like most the kids do.
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Haha it’s a little kid! Apparently he doesn’t like the fundies, ooh, that’s a negative for him!
@bobby
u ar so cool can we bee frens?
Aw, I’m horrible.
RAmen
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Pixely dude!
Whoring yourself out already?
After just one post?
Oh, your favorite chump is on another thread.
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Well, I think it’s cute. Little pirates are always welcome. Arrrrrhh!
(yooohoo, parents, do you know where your kids are today on the net?)
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I think little kids are great. They smell funny and pick their noses excessively, not to mention that they’re complete freaks. But besides that, give ‘em a few years and they’ll be fine.
Look how I turned out, I can’t even drive! yet…
RAmen
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@Lolli
Hey man, the wench action has been down recently and if priests can “compell” the little tikes then so can I!
The power of Christ compells you!
RAmen
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Pixel Pop Feb 8th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
@Lolli
Hey man, the wench action has been down recently and if priests can “compell†the little tikes then so can I!
The power of Christ compells you!
RAmen
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Euuu Pixely dude.
A good many priests are celibate ya know.
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I’ve always had a problem with the close your eyes and open your mouth bit with priests!
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UGA tell us more.
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Hello Marc. I see that your tolerence is, as always, unilateral. If my previous comments did come over as slightly intolerent and supercillious then I apologize. They were not intended in that way. Yours?
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@BC I can imagine :) hahaha
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UGA. No person is ever perfect. The damage the Catholic Priesthood has caused causes all of us pain. I am sorry if my comments have caused you undue suffering
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Welcome Lycan. Are you going to stay a while?
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Alchemist Feb 8th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Welcome Lycan. Are you going to stay a while?
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Lets hope not.
I hate people that hate themselves,
they smell funny.
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I am slowly coming to believe in the FSM but I must take issue with the word used frequently by your adherents “Noodly”. Noodly is NOT a word. I just tried looking it up in my Funk & Wagnalls & guess what? No such word! Besides spaghetti is a type of pasta and noodles are, well, different. Perhaps we should refer to his appendages as pasta-like or linguine-like. We must use the utmost respect when referring to HIM or any of HIS parts. Agree??
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@SLD
I must take issue with some of the arguments on your post. Perhaps Noodly was not a word before the Prophet Bobby saw the FSM in a dream. But the English language lends itself easily to innovation. New words are constantly being added to the dictionary. Hopefully if we use Noodly enough, it will get added. Also, even allowing that pasta and noodles are not identical, all we are saying is that his appendages are noodly – that is, noodle-like. Saying they are pasta-like belies the fact they are indeed pasta, and linguini, well…I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear that part.
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God is not Noodly. God does not exist. The FSM does. The FSM is noodly. Ha, what do you say to THAT!
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