God is not Noodly
Published by Bobby Henderson January 15th, 2007 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 283 Comments
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Here Are Some Facts Saying Your Religion Is The Stupidest And Unlogical
its not a religion
the fact its based on a website proves that
the fact that you think intellect exists where there is none proves that
the fact that someone would consider such a mockery of themselves funny
the fact that such an insult isnt tolerable in any culture
and that nobody in their right mind gives a shit about it
so stfu up about the flying spaghetti monster becuase some italian dude invented spaghetti long after humanity came to be
So how in the fuck can spaghetti create the earth and its inhabitants????can somebody explain????
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I can see why he obviously does not beleive intellect exsists as he doesn’t have any.
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@Rodger the cabin boy
Interesting how you perceive intellect when you cannot even spell correctly.
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Zero…yep, that pretty much describes your value to society. get a clue already.
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Ofcourse He is noodly! How else would he hold you down? He has to push you down to the earth, othervise you would drift away in space!!! He has surely thought of everything!
Such ignorace..
At least some of us are Touched…
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@Intellect
I’m dyslexic fuck you.
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Jeez, guys, be nice!
“Good is better than Evil, mainly because it’s nicer….”
— Mammy Yokum —
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@Rodger the cabin boy
I bet it is more like you are just a ‘tard who cannot spell correctly. You talk a good talk when i can understand what you are writing. Maybe you can visit various other sites, cut and paste the words you want to articulate.
Kind of the way you cut words out of newspapers and paste them with your Elmer’s glue into paragraphs describing your “stalkee’s” how much you enjoy pretending the Playgirl model on page 65 looks just like him. Ashame you cannot peel that page apart anymore huh?
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@Zero. “Here Are Some Facts Saying Your Religion Is The Stupidest And Unlogical its not a religion”
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What’s with the capitalisation? Is it the title of a book? Aaargh, I hate the word unlogical. For me, please use illogical, it’s so much nicer and doesn’t remind me of a medical specialty. Thanks.
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“So how in the fuck can spaghetti create the earth and its inhabitants????can somebody explain????”
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You cannot understand that until you have been baptised in the holy sauce :)
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@Intellect You are the all perfect one? You’ve never made a typo? You play with yourself while looking at playgirl? You need a life friend! Try God.
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@Intellect, Roger, Zero, Thumper
On various sides of a pointless argument. This is kind of deja vu because the formative stages of all silly religions (and ALL religions are silly…) seem to guarantee human posturing and backstabbing at its worst….*I* kinda like the FSM Church because its creative silliness is such a refreshing counterpoint to the stolid, relentless, humorless, self-righteous, oblivious stupidity of established Christianity and its moronic spear-bearers. And, REMEMBER, Bobby’s original point was simply to stand up to the pygmy component of the Kansas “Education” Board. This particular thread has come to an especially pathetic, whimpering, disheartening, and irrelevant end. I’m gonna turn in my funny-looking hat and be somebody else in another one. The Wenches – far and away the most interesting contributors and destined to be Transcendent Strippers in the Noodly Beyond – have abandoned this long since, anyway. And if you wanna blow me off, go ahead, but try something cleverer than “fuck you” and forget about criticizing my grammar, spelling, and punctuation as well.
Ramen. Aaaaaarrrr. Blow me down.
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his compassionate pesto spreads mercifully upon the unknowing lambs.
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Yo Ted. How’s it hanging?
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Don’t you mean “when am I hanging”?
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Hahahaha! The mob at your door eh?
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@Zero
How many times are you going to paste and copy that comment?
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Sorry zero, I’d explain, but it would zoom over your head. So I won’t bother.
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Do you think Ted used condoms for his extra marital trysts? Did he choose to ignore some parts of the version of scripture he preached (gay sex/adultery) but adhere to others such as no condoms?
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Jon. I think that Ted did what most fundamentalists, of any religion, do. Followed the bits he liked and re-interpreted the bits he didn’t.
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My guess is that Ted is a bottom. So, I hope the boys he was with used condoms, although trying to picture all of this really gives me the willies.
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Curses upon the creator of this image.
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Marc McOar Jan 27th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
My guess is that Ted is a bottom. So, I hope the boys he was with used condoms, although trying to picture all of this really gives me the willies.”
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EUUU Marc, EEEUUUUUU.
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yum noodles , better than a stale cracher dumb ass cristians
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Prove it and maybe I’ll give you some points.
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ok, i have to admit, im knew to the site, i only heard of it through my science teacher, when we stared out unit on evolution, and a friend in my class emailed me the site. qutie frankly, i dont necessarily believe this, btu that doesnt give me the right to trash your religoin like some of these other people have been doing, and it doesnt give me the right to say youre crazy! i think the people leaving such cruel comments are jsut insecure, because they donte really believe they believe what they believe, if you get my drift. so anyway, hi to all the FSM fans, and i appologize for all of the rest of the worlds insecuries.
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Hi COTI. What don’t you believe? That a flying spaghetti monster made the universe or the meaning behind the site?
Anyway, welcome to insania, bring a beer! If you’re not allowed to buy one yet, lie and tell them you’re over 21 :)
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btw, child_of_the_internet, i should warn you upfront that this is a satirical religion. while we act as though FSMism were genuine for the sake of authenticity, there is no pastafarian here who genuinely believe in a creator who takes the form of a mass of noodles.
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sorry everyone, but lately it seems like a number of otherwise decent individuals are believing this is a serious religious (read: crackpot supernatural) belief system here.
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@ Homo narrans. RAmen to that! ;)
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Takes away my troubles, takes away my pains…
And now you’re trying to say it isn’t real???
WTF! You should be ashamed of yourselves!
Ramen
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@Lolli Popoff
What ever happened to Captain Pete of the Good Ship Lollipop?
RAmen
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Homo, whilst i admire your integrity on passing on the information, i actually quite like the fact that people have to get off of their arse and read around a bit before they get the whole picture. i am inclined to think that anyone who can’t figure this all out for themselves a) should have asked their parents permission before using the net and b) is better off believing this than some of the other rubbish out there!
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But what if their parents are mental fundies and that’s why the kids start hurling abuse at us? There’s no chance of them converting, and th parents would most likely just encourage them
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But what if their parents are mental fundies and that’s why the kids start hurling abuse at us? There’s no chance of them converting, and the parents would most likely just encourage them
(sorry if this comes up twice)
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Damn, thought I’d stopped it
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Navigator Spider, Ramen Navigator Spider.
I’ve said the very same thing myself, and I firmly believe it to!
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Pixely dude, hope you don’t mind if I still call you that? Old habits die hard ya know.
Anyway, “Captain Pete of the Good Ship Lollipop”.
Is reserved for you, big fella!
If it were a perfect world, we’d all be Lollipops!
Ramen
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you have a valid point there, NavSpider. i was just getting sick of the seemingly large numbers of people who have been failing to understand the point as of late.
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all you critch’s (christian bitches) need to shut up!The flying spaghetti monster is god!!
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@NavSpider: A beacon of common sense.
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I thought the letter (you know, what this site is about) made it insanely clear that this is a protest and not a religion. So, I support Homo’s comment because, if we don’t tell them here, they just ain’t going to get it. Now, just thought I would share to nuggets with Y’all. The first is a nugget of shit. Me thinks we may need to start baiting this shit. Could be funny. Although… It might not. I want opinions first, (anonymously tell them about some sick cult the FSM…)
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http://objectiveministries.org
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http://www.waroneaster.org
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you know, i think baiting objectiveministries would certainly be fun…i’d love to hear those lunatics actually try to debate with us.
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@Teddy Jan 31st, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Teddy, go to Objective Ministries and sign the guest prayer book. Also check out the Reverend/minister of Demonology.
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I just took a peek into the objectiveministries thing, and went away from it pretty soon: why have those fundie sites have to be so ugly? And I’m even not mentioning the contents! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Venganza can’t be beat (neither can FSM).
RAmen to you Pirates!
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objectiveministries isn’t a fuddy site, it’s a parody. It had me going at first too.
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it’s a parody? thank FSM for that. for a moment i thought that demonology guy was serious!
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@Beastly Rich “objectiveministries isn’t a fuddy site, it’s a parody. It had me going at first too.”
Oooooh, then I’ll take a second look. Still don’t like the look of it…
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Please sign the guest prayer book :)
And check out some of the comments in it… most aren’t flatering!
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@Beastly Rich “objectiveministries isn’t a fuddy site, it’s a parody. It had me going at first too.â€
Mmmm, still not convinced, not attractive at all. But hey, that’s a matter of taste. I find the texts suffering quite a lot from logorrea, and here, at venganza, you can get the idea a lot quicker. But maybe that’s because English is not my original language…
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@Jean Bart
No, it’s not just your language, Objective Ministries is meant to fool people. I have to admit if I wasn’t told what it was, I’d never have seen through it…
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Objectiveministries really is a parody. Jean – it had me too the first time.
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Check out
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBJECTIVE:_Ministries
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Rice Noodle. Wench Nikkiee (come back you Aussie Temptress!) told me that a few real fundies have been suckered by that site. Some of the prayer book signatures are probably real sentiments!
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“a few real fundies have been suckered by that site.”
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doesn’t surprise me. given the amount of hatred and vitriol we’ve received here, that site is probably right in line with some genuine fundie attitudes.
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